What is the first thing I should do/install when I get a new android smartphone?

What is the first thing I should do/install when I get a new android smartphone?

>inb4 "sell it for an iphone lmaoo"

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play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.grindrapp.android&hl=en
play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.initechapps.growlr&hl=en
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Install gentoo

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.apple.movetoios

Remove Google. Easiest way to do that is to unlock it and flash Lineage.

install lineageos

botnet

Better app launcher: Nova

System: SD Maid, sysinfo, internet speed meter, gsam

Better SMS: Clean Inbox

For files: SuperBeam, ZArchiver, Asus file manager

Media: MX Player, PowerAmp

Camera and pics: Open Camera, FOTO, Autodesk Sketchbook

Sup Forums client: Clover

Better YT client: Dentex Youtube downloader, Newpipe

Torrent client: ZetaTorrent

Console Emulators: MegaN64, ePSXe, My Boy, Drastic DS

Radio/ TV: Pandora, Pluto TV, Netflix

Notepad: Fast Notepad

Go into the settings and disable the spying shit
Grab nova launcher and KLWP from the play store

First thing to do is to install TWRP. You need a recovery, and a method of flashing a better, less bloated ROM than whatever came on the device.

I don't think you can flash the S8 yet.

That's fine because there's no reason to buy it.

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This:

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.grindrapp.android&hl=en

and this:

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.initechapps.growlr&hl=en

also this one got me laid few times too:

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.appspot.scruffapp&hl=en

iOS is far less of a botnet then GoogleOS

>Being gay

android with gapps is botnet, android without gapps isn't

it's still made by Google even without gapps

>I can't read source code

have you ever read the android source code?

>android without gapps isn't
hahaha... sure thing.

also, how many apps can you run without gapps installed? not many! every large/popular app needs Gapps.

it's pajeet code

>using other botnet apps

gappsless android is still a botnet, but its much less of one. You solve the problem of Google, but you still need to think about the carrier tracking you, along with stores operating wi-fi spying.

Also half the point is avoiding all those big-name appps, because they all have the same privacy-invading business model that Google does.

sell it for an iphone lmaoo

>lagdroids
>resale value
pick one and only one

how do I filter this shit?

>wanting iLag this badly

install gentoo

Install gentoo

Embrace it, let it consume you, wash over you. When it leaves you'll still be standing, having Gentoo run through your veins, stronger than before. Do not run

sell it for an iPhone

F-Droid, then install MuPDF to read pdfs and epubs, ankidroid, afwalland tricerder for the lulz

hahaha nice :D but muuuh software optimization, their only selling point is gone! not a better camera, battery, display or overall build quality... everythings worse!

flash lineage, tweak Privacy Guard to your liking, install fdroid, install Yalp.

Sell it and get a flip phone that does what phones are supposed to do without all the invasive spyware.