Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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Join up fags

it'll be hot today again

is it true that pokemon go isn't available in Japan yet?

こんにちは

オラ

non, pas tellement.



Hey Japanese fellas, would you mind translating two images for me?

My dick needs it.

OUIII

SWEEEEDEN!

>32C tomorrow
Fun fact: the Sun is the only known natural predator of the British

yeah yeah jannie I love you too

Yes. The blog of the creater in the Pokemon company is flooded with hatred comments now.

おはよう、ゴミ共

high humidity like in a steam bath here

Sounds like wonderful weather, user

yes, macdonalds is making a problem.
fuck it.

Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjin-kun. Tuesday beckons.

This weather is torture, I wish we could just skip to the beginning of October already.

ohayo gozaimasu, British.
how is your life?

good morning deeeeeesu!

yesuuuu!

...

good morning tbbbbbbbh

You are sooooo cute deeeesuuu!

You'll have to do with Sweden translations I guess

>Yuma, you idiot! Where do you think you're grabbing me! Let go!
>Ah, I'm sorry! Honestly! But if I let go now, I'm dead! (Physics)
>Damn it! If I can't be a bride anymore I'll you take responsibility, you know!
>Nevermind that, keep your eyes forward!

My picture transformed.
So does that mean that someone in the thread got a picture of a Jewish weeb bird saying おはよう?

You're not allowed in this thread.

>I'll have you*

in another thread, rather

Aaaaamericannnnnn

soon or later someone will photoshop that jew bird inside a concentration camp, oven

I managed to fix my car. Things are on the up and up.

What are you going to do today, user?

Then I think this one will be perfect for it.

So how many jews are actually in this thread?
t. canadian jew

I appreciate it man.

This one is longer but it's the last one.

French Jew here

私は齉する

>齉
読めない・・・

t. rila

www3.nhk.or.jp/shutoken-news/20160714/4014951.html

What's wrong with you, Mexicans?

I want to sincerely thank japan for these traffic signs

good, todays my schedule
9:00 am to 5:00 pm work.
6:00 pm arrive on my home.
6:00 - 7:30 pm dinner, bath time.
7:30pm - go to bed, Sup Forums, PC game, fap fap time.

I hope German bavarian is safe

Only reply to me if you're actually a japanese born asian

>Complaining about anything less than 40.

My parents won't let me eat at my desk at home, they make me eat at the table.

This is bullshit I'm 22 years old goddamnit

Please do not think of me as just another Mexican. I hate this country and its people.

About the pictures, it's just something I found at /dng/. I just want some context.

I'd like to fap with white girls.
what should I do?

Every Europoor fag is barbarian!

what happened?

Fuck the police

here is best white girl porn
bookzz.org/book/860248/dd3317

nicer attack

>fap fap time.
Most important time of the day.

We're not all part fire elemental, user.

Muslim doing muslim things

Just leave home m8
You are 22yo

live by yourself

...

How can I fap with chinese grammar?

>Cute poster loves a loli

Don't look at the loli, look at the shobon.

shout out "my chinchin is chonchong now!"

IT'S NOT THAT EASY LAD, NOT EVERYONE HAVE FRIENDS AND MORE FAMILY

imagine cute white girl teaching you intricacies of classical chinese

B-but those lolis are seductive.

yeah, thats a my habit.

hmm.. first terrorism in Germany?

this shit is getting too fucking close

well if they made the food and you don't pay rent it's kinda impolite to just take it with you

意味が分からない

What does it mean?

「命は一つ」って書いてある「一つ」の部分が「ラ」に見えるってだけで、それ以上の深い意味は無いと思う。

maybe mad germans attack on bavarian.

ittekimasuuu!
I'm leaving!

do karoshi.

I don't have fetishism like that.
I just want to put my head into a white girl and reborn as a alpha white guy.

はああ、分ります。
ありがとう。

If your think you are a adult stop living like a manchild and behave yourself.

I probably fucked this one up, here goes

>Battle me, with your four-dimensional panties as wager!
>...What's up with this brat
>---Like, what's up with this hairdo...?
>awawawawa
>Show us your dick!
>Tsukumo!!!
>My apologies, could you somehow please leave it at this...
>---Like, what's up with this uniform?
>Kyaaaaaa
>Like, she's not wearing anything!

are you white?

Which is the more commonly used kanji for カラス, 烏 or 鴉?

There's this idiom
>烏の行水
So maybe 烏 then.
But you mostly see any animal name as just Katakana

I've never seen that kanji 鴉.

...

ppl are lazy fuck so guess which one they prefere writting between 龍 and 竜?

That's... Really weird. Then again it's a japanese fanart. I don't know what I expected.

Thanks, man.

カラス and 烏

youtube.com/watch?v=1p8iuAE8J0A

fucking noobs leaving games and Sony Japs disconnecting me because I like Korea
now I'm 47 in ranked and have to play against noobs like the F.aggot

amazon.com/apmas

APMAs live now

Yeah, I'm not sure myself. I haven't watched that show so I don't know if it's an in-joke. In the first speech bubble the guy more literally says "four-dimensional shorts/panties [you/me/us] wager/risk, with me have a match"

"Four-dimensional panties" probably refer to the 4D pocket, or hammerspace?

Would be fun if someone could explain.

Why are you posting this...? To make fun of me for being a Mexicunt?

That old sack of shit is from your country.

do you play pokermon go?

It's Yugioh dude. Card games and nothing else. I have no idea what that's referring to either lol.

Maybe he's saying "Duel me for your panties".

no amigo. Me gusta pokemon pero mi telefono es viejo y el juego no funciona.
Pokemon go es solo para blanca personas. no se puede jugar, negro

When's Babymetal on?

They don't say. They are the headlining act so maybe the end. I will warn the thread before they come on.

They are also nominated for an award.

If ou want to see a sneak peek at the rehearsal here it is.
igcdn-videos-d-14-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t50.2886-16/13698917_465555090309994_837951973_n.mp4

>Babymetal singing Breaking the Law

Was not expecting that

That's not even the craziest part. Moa and Yui on guitars, but it is a very easy song to play. Beginner level.

Moa has been playing guitar for years though.

How long is the show on for?
I'm going to bed in a bit

>My parents won't let me eat at my desk at home, they make me eat at the table.
Because they don't want you to be a subhuman.
Eating together at the same table is one of the cornerstones of society, but you'd rather chose to be some stupid fuck.

discord.gg/dSJXm

Join lads.