Nothing can beat Macs

The official Mac thread :^)

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>$60 organizer

what

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Yes it can.
Long time mac user, mbpro retina 2015 now, I'm sick that Apple doesn't has powerful equipment and the top of the line is shit tier and too fuckin expensive.

I've made myself a desktop PC with like $600 dollars and I prefer it now.

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lol come on now that ship has sailed
macbook air is one of the most successful laptops of all time

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I still use my macpro 2008.
I love it except for the damn pcie card on top of the videocard blocking the the fan.

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How can PCs even compete?????

(You)

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Apple is evil, but not 80's IBM evil.
Apple overprice because you're a hipster and will pay for it.
IBM overpriced twice as much because they had shills on your company that would claim that "nobody ever got fired for buying an IBM".

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Is there even a ds emulator on iPhone?

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RIP in peace

Is there a clover app on iPhone yet?

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Also drawing of this pic pls

Can iphones overclock?
Don't have it, I think

now THIS is fanboyposting

nothing screams welfare cadillac more than boxes on display

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My phone would probably explode. Galaxy s7. Manchild machine

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>using the smiley with a carat nose

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great colors

this is some serious lack of interests in life

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Anonymous Tue 05 Sep 2017 10:36:15 No.62268693 ViewReport
What has to go wrong in someone's life that they end up like pic related and make threads like these 20x a day:

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>What has to go wrong in someone's life that they end up like pic related and make threads like these 20x a day

Guy on craiglist is selling a 2x Xeon 2009 Mac Pro for $100
Considering getting it, but I have no clue what I would use it for?

You seem jealous and poor.

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here's why every apple user is a fucking retard:
>sees apple ads in TV about how user friendly macs are ("computers for the rest of us", aka for idiots)
>friends recommend apple products because they are apple uses themselves
>"minimalistic" design appeals to the retard, he can't predict that the materials used are designed to be so flimsy to break, also ignores how other products are more ergonomic to use since those aren't just slabs of aluminium
>compares $2000 applel product to the only other laptops he's ever used: $300 walmart trash and is amazed how ""premium"" apple is
>begins to use mac OS and since it's a bit more user friendly he believes it's the greatest thing ever
>now stuck in the apple ecosystem, has to buy a new model every 3 years because some of the hardware broke (planned obsolescence)
>likely a dumb poorfag so he has to take a loan just to buy the fucking computers
>even recommends apple to friends and tries to justify his position with unrealistic claims ("muh special functions only apple has", "I have a higher status in society if people see my computer", "it just werks", "muh special application NEEDS mac OS", "You're just oo poor to afford it and are jealous")

>worst of all, he doesn't even notice how much he has been cucked


tl;dr macfags are fucking retarded

Nice copy-pasta, Rakesh.

Maybe get a real job so you can afford a Mac instead of being a poor virgin pleb running Winlel 10 or Memenux?

It's too bad TLS makes this pretty useless nowadays

>Nice copy-pasta, Rakesh.
Thanks, I wrote it myself.

>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge
>extremely loose near bottom edge
>overall flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel themselves has admitted it's utter shit now and has trashed the design to go back to copying 90's era laptops with solid non-click touchpads
>still has no real buttons
>relies on pressure sensitive gimmick bullshit
>if you press too lightly or too hard it does something completely different than what you intended
>ultra shit tier zero travel chiclet keyboard
>OSX is a steaming pile of shit with horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a massive heavy 95WHr battery to make up for it
>even XXXTREME GAMER cancer like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Yoga 2 in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats at the slightest task because abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz because of chronic overheating problems
>retina meme supposedly for "pros" have have gloss mirror coating makes it impossible to use anywhere outside or with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air is even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade from overheating

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?

Sure, faggot.

You seem angry. Go back to using your shitty Thinkpad that's the size of 3 stacked book and made out of plastic.

Just because you're poor doesn't make Macs worse.

Welp, time to set the record straight bud.
Mac+ Senior specialist here; that's not our SOP anymore.

T1s are supposed to isolate malware now, find it in the library or applications folder and either delete the application if it's adware or install malwarebytes for mac and clean it up if it isn't.

They also make sure to check safari for any bad extensions and clear out the cookies and cache.

Sure, that isn't so impressive as actual anti-virus support but we do this for free even with people who aren't covered by their warranty.

And; in the cases of the geriatric, it works around 99% of the time. I, as SS, rarely ever see malware cases.

I am actually serious, I wrote it

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What retard made this chart?
If your going to compare computational power of devices use the same damn class of devices comparing a phone to a GPU is useless as they serve 2 entirely different functions also the GPU has too many 0's in its mflops number

see

Why are normal laptops so messy inside??

Its functional, durable, and moduler not mean't to be pretty.
Macbooks tend to look the way they do as they are built with profit margins in mind and having less parts saves a few cents.
Why waste money on building a magnesium frame and case plastics with 2 pieces of aluminum will be cheaper and look pretty, the aluminum will not be as durable and will not take falls as easily as the frame with plastic case but hey that doesn't matter it looks pretty.
Same with all the other stuff big example is the 2016 MBP with everything soldered into the motherboard, you have no repairabilty but soldering everything saves a few bucks for Apple.

>thanks, I wrote it myself
>you seem angry
maybe it's time to stop shitposting, m8. Your ability to parse English seems to be going out the window.

how come macs are the most reliable and customer satisfying devices on the market?

No one shittalks the cult they belong on.

citation needed

>based solely on survey data
>literally zero solid data

Meanwhile a 3rd party warranty seller with actual data reveals...

i beat off solo sometimes

I'm not glad he's dead, but I'm glad he's gone.

Flash the BIOS, install Sierra, an SSD and an Nvidia GPU and now you have a pretty good machine that you can even Boot Camp if you want to dual-boot Windows

I want to believe.
RIP Smug Mac Bro

>No 3 finger middle click
>No time remaining for battery in status bar
>Statusbar always hides in fullscreen, no way to disable
>No way to disable hybrid graphics to save battery
>No window snapping. OSX implementation is shit with minimum resize targets, plus you have to click a tiny fucking target to start that function anyway.

People go to jail for stealing these and for the fucking life of me I do not know why.

Garageband is neat I guess.

>>No 3 finger middle click
yes there is
>>No time remaining for battery in status bar
yes there is
>>Statusbar always hides in fullscreen, no way to disable
yes there is
>>No way to disable hybrid graphics to save battery
yes there is
>>No window snapping. OSX implementation is shit with minimum resize targets, plus you have to click a tiny fucking target to start that function anyway.
yes there is

You're not a Power User, simple as that.

I have a feeling he works in a tech store