Mfw i will never live in Europe a.k.a center of the world a.k.a only place where interesting things happen

>mfw i will never live in Europe a.k.a center of the world a.k.a only place where interesting things happen

"interesting things"

Go get shot or something you shitposter.

name something "interesting" that only happens in europe

All of history.

>interesting things

Like getting run over a truck and axed on a train?

how are those not interesting though

happen is current, history is past

where interesting things happened would be more appropriate

Are you really jealous that people don't think your country isn't the center of the world or interesting or something? Grow up dude.

yes i am supremely jealous

Ops.
>that people don't think your country is the center of the world

dude

getting axed in a train

I dunno, it could be musical events
Pokemon go
Little white girls
Intellectual discussion
Football matches
Pub culture

>place where interesting things happen
Don't worry mate, just wit 20/30 years and your place will be the new center of the wurld.

That's right, amerijellys are just envy of superior European culture and history, stay mad

Could Europe take me as a refugee? pls :'(

I think in the future interesting things will happen only online and real world will get bleak all over the world.

>want's to live in a place that'll turn into a caliphat within the next 100 years

That's just the interconnectivity

ie, those things happened before but almost no exposure, now because a lot of people are hooked they can get the raw feeds directly to the mass social networks before the media

ie, the world was bleak, we just shielded our eyes

"Interesting things" depends entirely on the country

What the fuck do you think daily life is like in Europe?
You think they go on crusades and shit?

iktffb ;_;

>amerijellys

I love this new nickname

Europe is a shithole, the only nice places are the cities that are now filled with nignogs, moselems, Isis sleeper agents, and gypsies. New world is where it's at. Europe is only nice for vacations

I don't understand people like you, do you actually want to just work and then fucking die? Fucking materialistic cowards, you're worse than fucking muslims, you don't fucking exist.

Huh? What's your problem? Europe is more restricted and not as free as the new world, that's why a lot of people come here in droves. If you think Europe is some eutopia where everybody is respectable and kind you'll see for yourself

Europe wouldn't be great if it was populated by disgusting Spics.
But as you see we get sub humans on the Same Level.

yes, like G*rmans

>Pokemon go

let a man dream

>Europe is more restricted and not as free as the new world
Its another "American freedom" episode.

Culture

Mass murder by truck
Axe attacks on trains
Having your eyes gouged out and testicles put into your mouth at a concert
Being raped by gangs of refugees

>mfw i will always live in Oceania a.k.a literally where? a.k.a only place where nothing interesting ever happens

sounds like south america

As opposed to America where.
>Go to Burger joint
>Get shot
>Get stopped by police
>Get shot
>Enter a skyscraper
>Get blown up
>Get shot
>Get shot
>Go to school
>Get shot
>Enter club
>Get shot
>Go out for a run
>Get blown up
>Go out for a hike
>Get shot
etc etc

You forgot
>all of this while living on some liveless communist block where you can't go out without a car.

>Norway
>get into small island
>get shot

>tfw all my rich friends are taking euro citizenship and moving to yurop

yesss shit, next year I'll get my italian citizenship and hope to get out of this trash in few years
not rich btw, just a medium class

> communist block

You mean suburb.

Same shit different axis

my brazilian friends are doing the same thing as well LOL

Try telling that to someone who lives in a commiebloc. Suburbs are shit too but the quality of life is much higher.

Getting axed in a train
getting hit by a van
getting allahu snackbar'd
getting Deus Vult'd by a Christian man
get your airport blown up
constantly put your country into a state of emergency
divegrass
get your city surrounded by muslim ghettos
have a grenade thrown in your city (only) once a week
YES

You're right of course. Unfortunately for commies cardboard just doesn't make a very structurally sound bloc.

>he doesnt live in the center of western europe a.k.a the center of the world

>divegrass

I went holidaying to Europe 10 years ago with the family. Fugg it's comfy.

Europe is actually pretty nice though

I prefer the third world, you can kill people and nobody gives a shit.

...

Brazilian friend. Soon we jungle people will be the centre of the world. Don't let desert men or Europe people say a different thing.

Jungle pride- world wide.

Brazil will be center of the world soon.

>mfw i can't be american
>mfw i'll never experiment pure, unadulterated FREEDOM
>mfw my country will never like cool sports like real football and basketball

Getting axed
That's pretty much it.

marry me.. y-you idiot