How would you store your porn to survive a North Korean emp? You can't print out videos

How would you store your porn to survive a North Korean emp? You can't print out videos.

In my memory

Only place they won't check

> what about rape?

Those fake tits look disgusting.

good goy

Creepy Uncle left a stash of magazines in a box in the attic. Old school porn is better then no porn.

DataGlyphs, or PaperBack.

Tapes should work.

This is what I would do

Hard drives in Faraday cages is the only real answer to this question or convert them to film and use a projector to play them back.

the only emp little fat boy is going to get is the one we shove up his gook ass.

Tapes work with magnetic tape, if im not wrong they would get distorted by an emp.

>You can't print out videos.
Sure you can. Just write a program (I'll design the logo) that converts every single frame to an image file, then them out. You can then assemble a flip book like the cool kids made in elementary school with post-it note pads. Just be careful not to hot glue the pages during the first use.

Those aren't fake Virgin.

Crystal memory. Or optical media.

>then them out.
then print them out.*

Open right now is not that great, I'll just wait for the great porn purge and be ready to collect post EMP porn.

Then explain why they're not sagging?
Is it one of those invisible bras?
For what purpose?
Tits look better sideways when they sag.

microsd cards

Leaning back, pushing chest out.
And I wouldn't be surprised if she is using body tape.

They are fake though