My sister asked if i want to live with her for sometime in Australia, should i?

My sister asked if i want to live with her for sometime in Australia, should i?
>inb4 fuck off we're full

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what's her job?

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only if shes hot

only if she lets you be fuck buddies

A better question is why shouldn't you? Also where does she live?

Why not? Brazil is getting pretty shitty these days. What does she do? What's your job?

Fuck off to Sup Forums with that shit

Judging from your flag you have nothing to lose

No. You're gonna steal someone.

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Where does she live?
If it's the /gong/ then yes
If it's Melbourne/Sydney/Brisbane then maybe
anywhere else and no

Trips have spoken

Waitress at some kind o Hooteers like restaurant, that isn't exactly Hooters, but still follows the same principle.
Thats sick, i expected better from you Australia.
Because i like portuguese and Brazilian underground culture, never leaved the country, and my english isn't really good.
Also i don't remember the city name, just that is somewhere lots of surfers go, but i guess that isn't really rare in Australia.

Gold coast maybe?

all the cities have beaches

>never leaved the country
this is the biggest reason you should go.

Also yeah that doesn't narrow it down much, is it a big city?

Oh shit, i just remembered it, its Darwin.

>Waitress at some kind o Hooteers like restaurant, that isn't exactly Hooters, but still follows the same principle.
then she must be hot!

>Darwin
stay away for your own safety

Post pics of sister

lol do it faggot don't be a pussy it'll be fun promise

Darwin is in new Zealand you dumbfuck

It's pretty boring there and really fucking hot in summer, like a furnace. Why is she going there?

hope you like abos and US military

>darwin
kekekekek well it will still be a different experience and you should do it, but darwin is the worst "major" australian city. I bet it's got a pretty wacky underground scene though.

If there isn't a reason to stay, why not? Afraid?

>darwin
>major city
no, it's only 15th by population

are they all ugly people? is there no exception?

>"major" australian city.
It's not even a city you retard, there are towns in Vic and NSW with twice the population

>"major"

full blooded abos are all ugly
mixed can be cute

>"major"

I guess heat is something i can handle, what about abos anyway? Are they generally annoying or do they keep to their own? About criminality atleast, i think im pretty used to it.
Afraid im losing my friends from here, afraid im not making any friends there, afraid i might be lonely and stuff, afraid i might not like it there, i mean, Brazil is a shithole, but its my shithole, i grew attached to São Paulo and its underground scene.

>full blooded abos are all uglymixed can be cute
but who want to have a baby with them? if they are all ugly

you've never seen an ugly couple?

The one time I visited Northern Territory for a road trip I was filling up my car at a gas station and when I walked in to pay an Aboriginal fellow came up to me and spat on my shirt, then hip and shouldered me. Other than that I haven't had almost any interactions with them.

but i don't think some white austrailians would have a baby with them

Moving from Sao Paulo to Darwin will be a big change of pace. You'll get bored very quickly if you're used to the city life.

You called him a cunt and beat the shit out of him right?

I was pretty shocked so I changed shirts and paid and left. There are communities out there that look like borderline third world African villages.

What's their fucking deal? Are they like blm or some shit?

I live with my sister, best flatmate ever and we both save a ton of money. If you get along with her, sure, do it.

All memeing aside, I love Darwin.

Everything is just so different there, instead of having pigeons flocking around the city centre, they have giant eagles everywhere for the dry season. ozanimals.com/image/albums/australia/Bird/v2-black-kite-1.jpg

For most of inhabited Australia, the insects and jellyfish and animals trying to kill you is just a meme, Darwin and the territory not so much, it still gives me a wild west frontier sort of vibe, where the animals are still very much in control.

There is a working saltwater crocodile farm about 400 metres away from parliament house.

The Aboriginals are much more common and vocal than any other capital city. They do get drunk in parks and cause fights, this is just a fact of life. Anything you leave out the front of your house WILL be stolen and your house and car will probably be broken into at least once a year.

The nightlife is full of backpackers and people from overseas, I hope you like annoying irish dudes and drunk US Marines. But that can work in your favour, since backpackers are more likely to have casual sex, if thats your thing.

The weather is hot year round with a wet season and a dry season. I dunno where you are in Brazil, but it might be similar.

There are so many amazing national parks in the Territory, close to Darwin is Litchfield, which I could happily spend a decade exploring. Lots of waterfalls and canyons and interesting animals, it's kinda neat getting shown around by an aboriginal tour guide, they tell you which plants are sacred, which plants are used for medicine and survival and stuff.

It's also awesome to do farmstay accommodation in the territory, meet and work with real farmers and get another perspective on the place.

If you like nature and enjoy things which aren't necessarily always safe and clean and suburban, there is so much cool shit to see and do in the territory.

Check the newspaper
ntnews.com.au/

no they're just high or drunk or both

>I live with my sister, best flatmate ever and we both save a ton of money. If you get along with her, sure, do it.
do you love her? did you have her?

Not at all. You have to remember they're a tiny minority (~2%), there are more buddhists in our country than Aboriginals. Secondly, they're mostly concentrated in NT which is about as far away from mainstream Australian society as you can get. They're much more similar to the native Indian minority in the USA and Canada.

The NT News is great because it always does huge stories about crocodiles, UFOs and yowies (The aboriginal word for sassquatch or bigfoot) and doesn't take itself very seriously.

>My sister
Pics or It didn't happened

>do you love her?
Of course, she's my sister after all.
>did you have her?
I can hear her having sex occasionally and she walks around naked sometimes. That's all.

>I dunno where you are in Brazil, but it might be similar.
Most of Brazil is in the tropics like Darwin

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Thanks man, tbqh this made me feel much more interest on the idea, the way you talked it, sounds like a really fun place, and i mean, i think as a Brazilian, im pretty used to some criminality, i always liked national parks, so this sounds like something i really would be into.

Well, as the australiabro said, you have nothing to lose. If your english is bad, that's a opportunity for you to improve it.

>things which aren't necessarily always safe and clean and suburban
ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/top-end-man-attacked-by-croc-escaped-by-wrestling-and-poking-it-in-the-eyes-then-drank-beer-as-first-aid/news-story/5c2d065c37e3d90a8293431771e8a379

wew europe is harem

>Thats sick, i expected better from you Australia.
you've got to get used to the fact that Australians are horny as all fuck.

based

>g'day, bait

fucking creasing here

Australia has pretty slow internet, high taxes, no guns and expensive cigarettes. Cost of living is pretty high here, and Darwin is worse since everything has to be freighted up by train from Adelaide.

If you have a trade things would probably be a lot easier than if you're just working some minimum wage job, but your sister is probably better to talk to about that than me.

Cracker up
Packer up
What do they mean?

>Cracker up my clacker
> firework inside my anus

packer refers to that time an Australian billionaire named James Packer got into a fist fight in the streets with one of his business partners or something.

If you're used to Brazil levels of crime you'll be fine in the NT. I've never been there but a couple of my relatives have and they all say the same shit as the other user, it's the wild west up there basically. I vaguely remember hearing that no one uses cutlery and just eats most food with their hands lmao, idk if true or not

>the city of Darwin

The majority of Aboriginals are not BLM tier, they are just born well below the poverty level with no intention of ever leaving it.

They are all hugely unhealthy, mostly diabetic and they have a different attitude to alcohol to you or I.

You or I might have a few drinks in a social setting, and sometimes we get a little bit carried away and have one too many.

For most Aboriginals the intention seems to get blackout, fuckeyed blind drunk every single time. all day, every day. Usually on goon.

youtu.be/h9gceOyMZsM

The big bottle they are drinking is McWilliams port. about a gallon for $8. 18% alcohol

There's a pretty cool movie on this stuff on Netflix called Charlies Country. I like it, it's the story of an abo who lives in a dry community (where alcohol is illegal) who decides he will go out and live innawoods like they did in the old days.

Aboriginal dreamtime stories are kinda neat. They are the creation stories they tell their children, kinda like a mix between Genesis and Dr Seuss

Not really, we're just not prude as fuck and can talk about our sexuality openly. I know what dick size my sister prefers, for example. My step father jokes about sex sometimes, it's all cool.

that sounds nice and a lot less stressful

It is.

You little AJ fag

Haram*