korean pop edition
/brit/
KY jelly is pretty good for a wank.
will make a review later
computer is a bit hot lads
Stop making these lame editions..
Putting Manny on the map
me bum juices are boiling
also fuck off ludford
Always look on the bright side of life, lads.
JEB IS A BIG, FAT MISTAKE!
from day one i said i was serious
Let's get started before the beer turns to piss in their bellies
baka
thunderstorms tomorrow hopefully
I love thunderstorms
JEB IS A WASTE!
>rain + 30 degree heat
No sir, I don't want any
not replying to any posts and venting my own amusing thoughts
hahaahhahaha
dying rn
same init
Don't know who this is
youtube.com
brit pop is good also:3
mai waifaru
Lads was King Arthur real?
Yeah I used to watch Malcolm In The Middle too
yes
didnt have a magic sword thouh
>go out of the shower and dry me self
>already sweaty from the heat
ah yes
>twitter.com
Maisie's high as fuck lmao
the people who use "kinder, gentler politics" against Corbyn are probably those who support the kinder, gentler nuclear weapons we have
You're always sweaty Pierre.
is he a trap?
hoiler that spog
playing pokemon alpha sapphire
...
Have fun you stupid fucks
Literally can't understand why any intelligent person who isn't upper class wouldn't be a Communist 2bh.
Classcuckoldry is the highest form of cuckoldry, no laughing matter.
>a simple mechanical contraption makes her cum
>you make her cringe
Good lad. Down with the revisionists
So when women say they can't get off from vaginal stimulation, just clitoral that's a lie to make guys give them oral instead of fucking them, right?
marx was right, automation will replace humans
ah yes, let me abandon my comfortable life in a career I enjoy, with things I like and plans I want to put forward in the future and instead let us all have shit, but at least it'll be equal shit! Communism only benefits the lowest dregs of society, then again, you are Italian so you automatically qualify as such.
Ah, how the tides have turned. All this complaining about the heat only serves to make me comfier. I look down upon you all, from the mountains of my blankets.
Why do I even go on living?
IT'S TOO HOT
How do we stop them goyim? How can we compete?
how hot is it there? probably like 18ºC I'm guessing
me with this heat
computer is like an electric heater ffs
u r very silly! :)
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odds i wank
yes, even in this heat haha
Going to get a shower to cool down ladies (and lads :P)
hahahahah rest in peace lad x
Sitting outside with a hat on lads
Gross I can smell you from here
Or that might just be me
Lel it actually is where I am. Could definitely be comfier, but I ain't complaining.
u r miserable! :)
Jammy bastard
almost died of heatstroke wanking yesterday. DOnt think ill make the same mistake today
Wondering if /brit/ has the most layers of irony on Sup Forums lads
Haha
Scandinavians also invaded and settled Britain. It's entirely possible what's happened here is that British is 30% you rather than you being 30% British. We Brits are a mongrel race, we've been successfully invaded too many times.
ohh man if only it was raining
>east facing window
please, PLEASE be noon already
Actually no it benefits everyone except Piggy. Sorry try again.
doxxed
>and instead let us all have shit, but at least it'll be equal shit!
thanks for the free pizza :^)
>30°c expected today
Send help
The machines are doing the invading these days
>tfw no korean gf
>Gotta be in work from 12
>Going to miss the hottest part of the day
Silver linings I guess.
schloer sounds nice right now
need a matt ludford bf
>he will never take you out for a drive in his car
;_;
hold me /brit/
hold me.
weak
yes im going gold and im on the road
yes im smoking dope smell it on my clothes
What shall I do today lads? Don't want to spend all day sitting in front of a computer when it's this sunny desu. Went for a nice walk and then went to the beer garden yesterday, so would prefer something different today.
>flag
what even
>Ywn listen to super eurobeat and laugh at arrogant student cv's over matt ludfords shoulder while spooning him
want to die
You know I hate to ask, but
[spoiler]are 'friends' electric?[/spoiler]
lot of happenings this last 7 days
crazy that it's going to get worse
who decided flags should be in 16:9?
ominous post. I have no choice but to inform GCHQ and MI5
me
Switzerland and Nepal
going to the shop lads anybody want anything?
go to a nice tea house and chat with the patrons
I'll take that as a direct existential threat
ice cold im in flight mode switching time zones
dial tone i got rhinestones on my iphone
one gf
trap model please
Give me some energy to exist
ok that's pretty rare
bit chilly outside today lads
why would it get better
post a picture of the outside of your house
Might go into town and wander around M&S for a couple of hours because it's lovely and cold in there
Sounds like a comfy idea, I'm sold.
Travelling or something lad?
post a picture of your dick
yea boi
wasteman
The average height of the users on /brit/ is 5'9", so I want to know who is letting us down. Pretty obvious these fags are, but who else?
Here you go, you can roleplay. Matt is taking you out round birmingham.
Sunshine on my shoulders make me happy
Say hi to my gf, she works in one of those
I've seen this already
it's what inspired it
>tfw it's as close as i'll ever get to the real thing
:c