/brit/ - The Sweaty Knackers Edition

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injured my knee haha

Ivanka

sweaty knackerinos desu lads

YOU MAKE ME SO HOT, IM WAGGLING MY WILLY TO YOU;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

!teach them the way of the willy...wank, waggle its all in the mind;))

whyy dont you waggle me willy or just yer own with me matesinmetreehouse eh???????*waggles ur willy*ooooooh thats a biggun mmhmmmm AAa A A A A AA A A A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR WILLY IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!¬¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the beginning of the willy era me m8s

let us waggle it

AAAAAAAAAAA

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hahahaharino

never let a bitch dress me

had a cold shower, currently sitting here butt naked and still wet. chill as heck desu

I for one support thailad on his quest to noncerino the all of the kiderinos

Got one of these bad boys.

Pretty chilly

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injurino'd my kneearino and a the gymarino ladarinos

mmmmmm daddy tusk show me what a naughty little boy I've been for voting leave

imPOLLtant

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got my fan on

Sat here naked too, infront of a fan

VIRUS
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DO
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shut up flanders

Invited for a second interview, lads.
Doing a cautious optimism.

new /brit/ storyline:

tim is thailads brother/incestuous lover

heard thailad was sneaking back into the UK within the tide of refugees

>£55 for a fan

I heard he's coming back to kidnap a kid before he returns to Thailand

>maplin
>virus

Why are Ozzies so retarded?

Hes noncing all the syrian kids on the way here

Accompanied by a barrage of underage ladyboys

Apparently Tim's been living off his brothers trust fund
Lazy fucking cunt

>2 woman and a man dead

Probably a woman killing her ex bf and his new gf right?

just got nonced lads

>ywn be accompanied by a barrage of underage ladyboys

One day the world will be cleansed in nuclear fire and I will rejoice

foreskin is rather tight lads

Wish I was a jew

Self hatred because I need to be perfect

just give it a cheeky snipperino

Naked in front of a fan club

feel really unwell lads

soft cunt

why aren't you out enjoying the sun?

Self hatred because I need to be French

No condolences for Aherne. Pretty shameful.

Not your knee again, is it?

Because I just woke up

Has anyone here never been abroad?

at work la

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normies

The sun is for normie twats

flying thru the city drop top on a low

Some english twat took me to thailand when I was younger, don't remember much of it though

Nah my arsehole. could use a massage on it :3

Been to Ireland to visit family but don't know if that counts

Sexually attracted to this rabbit, tbqh.

C H E B S

literally don't even want a job

whats the point

me before I came here

coffee tastes like shit today

yes.

I want to fuck that rabbit

nah, always been a bloke

this rabbit tbqh

>32 degrees
THAT'S IT LADS
I'M KILLING MYSELF

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>Haven't had my (thick) hair cut in ages
>Over the last few days I have become a literal hothead

life is suffering

>Theresa May does not intend to trigger article 50 this year, court told

really makes u think

workerinos

Yeah, but not left England in over 20 years.

heard u got a man but that nigga a clown

he not fly he cant show u round

take u to the town, let u smoke a pound

ha
haha

i would of assumed at least 80% of /brit/ had been abroad

to the people who haven't are you just too poor to have been able to afford it or what?

*exchanges money with the installers at the door*
Appreciate your work lads, the window looks great. Good day.
*closes door and heads back upstairs*
*stands in the doorway, assessing the newly fitted glass*
*a rock comes flying through*
oh god fucking dammit, not again
*runs towards the window*
*sees gf running off in the distance*
*sighs, turning towards the rock*
*collects the photo*

gf lobbed me this lads

Business idea: Never activate article 50 and just hope everyone forgets about it and it becomes a sort of joke

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Have never met an Italian I liked 2bh

I'm agoraphobic so I rarely leave my apartment mate

>haha, remember that time when we had that extremely divisive referendum where that MP got stabbed and shot in the face? Funny stuff :D

>t. italy

stay strong lads, just one more day.

sniffed my rabbits arsehole a few times

Really enjoyed my spaghetti and toast desu. Forgot how nice it is. Will be eating it for dinner more often

>heatwave
>20 degrees
Ah yes, very impressive

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haha almost forgot about article 50 until you just reminded me

i went outside for 5 minutes and got burnt through my clothes

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Is this Russian doping conspiracy mainly political?

cute puppa

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there's a bastard rabbit in my garden im gonna make into stew

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I got my first job from one of those types of companies, got it after my first interview too.

It feels like it's so much fucking easier if you join one of the training schemes the jobby sends you one that end in a guaranteed interview rather than sending out CV's.

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STATE YOUR NAME CUZZ

>Young people have suffered a drop in income since the financial crisis, but pensioners have enjoyed a big rise, the Institute for Fiscal Studies has said.

get in the grave coffin dodgers

Mark

Can smell testicle soup being boiled in their own juices

Who else here working outside today?

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is that kate middleton

genuinely hoping this is what happens

business idea: genocide the french