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/brit/ - The Sweaty Knackers Edition
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injured my knee haha
Ivanka
sweaty knackerinos desu lads
YOU MAKE ME SO HOT, IM WAGGLING MY WILLY TO YOU;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
!teach them the way of the willy...wank, waggle its all in the mind;))
whyy dont you waggle me willy or just yer own with me matesinmetreehouse eh???????*waggles ur willy*ooooooh thats a biggun mmhmmmm AAa A A A A AA A A A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR WILLY IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!¬¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the beginning of the willy era me m8s
let us waggle it
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hahahaharino
never let a bitch dress me
had a cold shower, currently sitting here butt naked and still wet. chill as heck desu
I for one support thailad on his quest to noncerino the all of the kiderinos
injurino'd my kneearino and a the gymarino ladarinos
mmmmmm daddy tusk show me what a naughty little boy I've been for voting leave
got my fan on
Sat here naked too, infront of a fan
VIRUS
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DO
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VIRUS
shut up flanders
Invited for a second interview, lads.
Doing a cautious optimism.
new /brit/ storyline:
tim is thailads brother/incestuous lover
heard thailad was sneaking back into the UK within the tide of refugees
>£55 for a fan
I heard he's coming back to kidnap a kid before he returns to Thailand
>maplin
>virus
Why are Ozzies so retarded?
Hes noncing all the syrian kids on the way here
Accompanied by a barrage of underage ladyboys
Apparently Tim's been living off his brothers trust fund
Lazy fucking cunt
>2 woman and a man dead
Probably a woman killing her ex bf and his new gf right?
just got nonced lads
>ywn be accompanied by a barrage of underage ladyboys
One day the world will be cleansed in nuclear fire and I will rejoice
foreskin is rather tight lads
Wish I was a jew
Self hatred because I need to be perfect
just give it a cheeky snipperino
Naked in front of a fan club
feel really unwell lads
soft cunt
why aren't you out enjoying the sun?
Self hatred because I need to be French
No condolences for Aherne. Pretty shameful.
Not your knee again, is it?
Because I just woke up
Has anyone here never been abroad?
at work la
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normies
The sun is for normie twats
flying thru the city drop top on a low
Some english twat took me to thailand when I was younger, don't remember much of it though
Nah my arsehole. could use a massage on it :3
Been to Ireland to visit family but don't know if that counts
Sexually attracted to this rabbit, tbqh.
C H E B S
literally don't even want a job
whats the point
me before I came here
coffee tastes like shit today
yes.
I want to fuck that rabbit
nah, always been a bloke
this rabbit tbqh
>32 degrees
THAT'S IT LADS
I'M KILLING MYSELF
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>Haven't had my (thick) hair cut in ages
>Over the last few days I have become a literal hothead
life is suffering
>Theresa May does not intend to trigger article 50 this year, court told
really makes u think
workerinos
Yeah, but not left England in over 20 years.
heard u got a man but that nigga a clown
he not fly he cant show u round
take u to the town, let u smoke a pound
ha
haha
i would of assumed at least 80% of /brit/ had been abroad
to the people who haven't are you just too poor to have been able to afford it or what?
*exchanges money with the installers at the door*
Appreciate your work lads, the window looks great. Good day.
*closes door and heads back upstairs*
*stands in the doorway, assessing the newly fitted glass*
*a rock comes flying through*
oh god fucking dammit, not again
*runs towards the window*
*sees gf running off in the distance*
*sighs, turning towards the rock*
*collects the photo*
gf lobbed me this lads
Business idea: Never activate article 50 and just hope everyone forgets about it and it becomes a sort of joke
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Have never met an Italian I liked 2bh
I'm agoraphobic so I rarely leave my apartment mate
>haha, remember that time when we had that extremely divisive referendum where that MP got stabbed and shot in the face? Funny stuff :D
>t. italy
stay strong lads, just one more day.
sniffed my rabbits arsehole a few times
Really enjoyed my spaghetti and toast desu. Forgot how nice it is. Will be eating it for dinner more often
>heatwave
>20 degrees
Ah yes, very impressive
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haha almost forgot about article 50 until you just reminded me
i went outside for 5 minutes and got burnt through my clothes
Is this Russian doping conspiracy mainly political?
cute puppa
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there's a bastard rabbit in my garden im gonna make into stew
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I got my first job from one of those types of companies, got it after my first interview too.
It feels like it's so much fucking easier if you join one of the training schemes the jobby sends you one that end in a guaranteed interview rather than sending out CV's.
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STATE YOUR NAME CUZZ
>Young people have suffered a drop in income since the financial crisis, but pensioners have enjoyed a big rise, the Institute for Fiscal Studies has said.
get in the grave coffin dodgers
Mark
Can smell testicle soup being boiled in their own juices
Who else here working outside today?
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is that kate middleton
genuinely hoping this is what happens
business idea: genocide the french