You wake up

>you wake up
>it's April 1945
>you're in Hitler's bunker in your country's army uniform

How fucked are you and how do you proceed?

Kill myself like most of them did.

i like sex

>first country to join axis
Easy mode

Go full BJ Blazkowicz and fuck shit up.

Pretty comfy

pretty comfy

Id show him the way to home :3

Keep your faggotry to yourself please

sorry, I don't speak monkey

Sorry, I don't speak zulu

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you're a disgrace for your ancestors then

our previous president was hitlers pal, id be fine

Hey, faglet, who is masterrace now?

He would suck my dick like his other nazi fuks that made our ballistic missiles.

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I speak kitchen Russian and fairly good German. I would pretend I'm here in uniform for propaganda purpose, go to the Russians and help them.

we were '''''''neutral'''''' so I might live

claim the bunker for the kingdom of Greece

Fucked. Double fucked because our "allies" are taking the city and will probably interrogate me before sending me to a gulag.

Escape to South America with my pal Adolf.

I just find the toilet.

>that glorious moment when your country fought for both sides

>google "india in ww2"
>0 results found

Scull fuck Hitler and his slut in their headshot holes.

Start painting anime.

Kill everyone before they get a chance to kill themselves
Not fucked at all

no problem

I'd politely ask for my bicycle back so i can get back home.

Take some of the cyanide they were handing out and proceed to confuse future historians as to who I was and how I was in Hitler's inner circle.

>helping commies/nazis

Faggot

>I-i'm sure he's forgiven us for leaving last year

Nah I'd be dead.

>who the fuck is that guy
>bang bang no quicktime events in irl so dead

But im am Greek

Our country had no army at that time yet.

they call me
the Bear Jew

Haven't you read about American soldier who escaped from German camp, ran to soviets and joined them?

hmmmmm

>still being so mad
It was just a bit of banter m8.

>don't know German
>get shot for being American
>get imprisoned by Ruskies if I survive

>how do you proceed?
Convince this faggot of the 6th army not to pussy out and then shoot myself
#yolo

take some germ women as souvenirs

Kill the fucker. Sure, I'd die in the process, but I'd die happy knowing that every Sup Forumstard in the future would hate me for it.

We were neutral, but I have a big nose.

I think Hitler admired Salazar, so I might be fine.

I forgive him and convince him to flee to Argentina and raise a new force to save the Aryan Race

It will be ok

Well until they kick me out to fight the russkis

I take a siesta

shoot hitler and let the great and brave URSS liberators to cuck and inbreed my german wife

Which one ? Nazi Uniform or American Uniform ?

I ask if I can get my bicycle back so I can go home.

Convince his crazy ass that I'm an angel, and that he CAN turn the war around and save the Aryan ubermensch, fulfilling his destiny for posterity if he does EXACTLY as I say.

Of course, I look kinda like a jew, so it would probably not go well.

Hopefully I get sent to a camp right away and not shot. I'd make sure to get the tattoo, make up a story about how my qt wife is a lampshade and spend the rest of my life guilting my countrymen into giving me free shit

Not fucked at all, tell them I am still loyal, want to fight for glorious Reich, go outside and proceed to desert to join the allies maybe killing some russkies while I am on my way/playing along.

''Oh hello everyone, shame about the war. I'll just be leaving now, you know neutrality and all that.''

The French would be wrapped in a white flag, no?

Indeed, and you in a brown flag ?

Isn't there a terrorist attack you should be doing nothing about right about now?

Shouldn't you be watching your blue eyed blonde gf cucking you with a Somali ?

I gotta commend you for going as far as to kill yourself just to troll historians. Your dedication to autism is inspiring.

Not so bad actually. Never literally condemned them during war and as far as I know, we kept trading with based Nazi Germany.

Plus our army is basically modeled after the German Empire/Prussia.

It was just banter

Calm down m8888

Same here.

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I don't know German so pretty much dead.

>mexican flag in uniform
>confuse it with italian

feels saved man

>but then they realize i'm not aryan master race

someone needs to take a cold shower to cool down

Just taunt him over the Soviets steamrolling his shit