/brit/ weather thread

Pretty good weather we're having

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brit = shit

>good
I'm melting you fucking cunt...

then you're a poof or ginger or scottish or fat or a combination of the four. this weather's great. if you could afford to go on holiday once in a while it wouldn't be such a shock to your system

korean pop

temperatuisimplitoohotius

dutch = not much

Poleaboo failed to stick to his diet again

After eating an entire cucumber (and then some), he was still hungry
So he ate a couple of spring rolls from yesterday

Still hungry so got donner on chips again
White guy at the takeaway was very respectful
Made his little kid say "assalam alaykum"

Scottish=Absolute rubbish

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don't converse with him

Yes sir

the weather is good but only when you're out. in my room it's truly unbearable

check out my summer outfit lads

This heat has me bloody suicidal. How do I fix this?

Why are they all so ugly?

might be too warm

Don't see anything wrong with this, we have to be tolerant of their ways of life.

Excuse me, but I'm the one giving orders around here paddy

I'm not going to lie poleaboo, I masturbate to the thought of fucking your sister in front of you. I bet she is really cute.

Hmm yes, I'm sure that headline is completely true

because they are british

agreed

I can't see my forehead.

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this actually happened

>tfw only just got on the bus home from work

end it now lads

rate my meal plans lds

today: chicken tikka sandwich with mango chutney, salad + Caesar dressing and two clementines
tomorrow: smoked salmon with new potatoes
thursday: marinated chinese chicken with chinese rice
friday: chicken thai curry, more salad + two clementines
saturday: four cheese tortellini with pesto and cheese
sunday: fish fingers chips and ketchup

Can anyone recommend me some decent beers here? Cases are cheap as fuck 8 bottles for something like £4 and I grabbed a case of Pelforth for tonight, any others I should look into?

Why does Romania get such a bad rep?

I mean, nobody thinks English tourists are representative of the UK.

Why do you adopt seven different accents during that incomprehensible sentence?

cara 2bh lads

would you let this man in today

this heat has got me really sleepy. and i'm not talking about the band s/t haha

quite high test lads

>warm weather
>good
Normalfags should die.

Englishman in France here, yes I can confirm, the weather is unbelievably hot. Much hotter in Spain too where I'm heading but Jesus Christ how do you cope? I don't even think my hotel room has air con and opening the window is a useless idea due to how hot the air is.

Fair play

Paki pussy was made for white cock
Both boipussy and the regular kind

the gyppos

Is /brit/ /eire/ now?

wait I've ballsed that up

>article 50
>triggered

pick 1

>implying I would turn away Rolf, son of a shepherd

man wanna chat about back up dancers

We are told that we represent our country when traveling overseas when getting a passport

Would LOVE to knob this skank, bet she also thinks she's got class

yes

no, /eire/ is shit

It's so hot I can't be arsed to do ANYTHING

Wew

Too bad she's already pregnant with my child, you Celto-Iberian runt

Going to wank while thinking about all the topless normies I saw today. That'll show them.

fuck it someone link me some rough as fuck gangbang porn

shut curtains + fan + water spray (last one is only when i cant cope, otherwise I just drink cold water)

>the gyppos
Which is exactly my point. The gyppos are the eternal romanian whilst the english tourist chavs are not the eternal anglo.

Asian girls give me an anti boner

Give me my country back you fucking cunt
Agree wholeheartedly lad

i want her to sit on my face

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Tell me more.

>my country

lmao

Even the real brits don't care m8

>girls give me an anti boner

time to come out of the closet ya bender

wahey

exceptional post

I really miss when the Eternal Anglo gimmick actually had substance, a comparison of the actions of the British Empire to Jews and noticing both how much they have in common and their mutual affection. Now it's just
>BEADY

I meant general sorry lad.

>need to make some new friends
>go on meetup
>every group is a social club full of middle aged women

Fucks sake

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Start a sport or something

>How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property - either as a child, a wife, or a concubine - must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the faith: all know how to die but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome.

What did he mean by this?

You should be cumming balls deep inside vintage slags right now

>Angela Eagle

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT IS THE WORST POLITICAL RUN BY ANYONE.
EVER.
AT ANY TIME.
HAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry if I offend you by saying that there is nothing inherently wrong with Jews

About the wank or the normies?

Only Asians.

White girls and black girls make me incredibly erect.

we are as much a part of brit as you are :^)

we give you free passports in exchange

she's literally nicola murray

I wanted her to win just for the potential pun headlines.

All these fucking hot girls and none of them will sleep with me

selfish bastards

wish i had a flat like this with a very high ceiling

3 billion girls in the world and I havn't touched any of them with my lips

>Eagle swoops to victory

Hehehe

Depends on where you draw the line of "inherently" for the tricky sheenies.

>We are as much a part of /brit/ as you are

Please remind me of what the Irish have contributed to /brit/

i know that fucking feel, christ

the only ones I found that seem to not be like that are boringly generic "20 somethings go for drinks " shit

how2friends?

>Everyone fawning over Harley Quinn
Plebes, Katana is the better girl

kev

>Eagle flies to Brussels for meeting with EU chiefs

>How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property - either as a child, a wife, or a concubine - must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the faith: all know how to die but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome.

ball sac leaking lads

>Poleaboo's mum caught him wanking into one of her knickers and now his dad is threatening to send him to live with family in Pakistan

laptop literally hotter than your mum

I said contributed. Fleas did not "contribute" the plague.

hello tyrone

Top lads

Haha lads, do you just simply not understand the world anymore?

(Not Morgoth btw, I identify with Sauron.)

30.5c in my room

Kev
caralads cuck bf
saoirselad
sophie
laois' mad funposting

What have you done recently?

Katana>>>>Enchantress>>>>>>>>>>>>POWER GAP >>>>>>>>>>>Harleen Quinzel

today lads