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乙ぱい
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お寺と神社どちらですか
おつ
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けがれたゆーびさーきで
よるをそそーぎーこーんーでー
weebs are losers
ウィキペディアによれば、神社です
konnichiwa
オラ
あ、言い忘れましたが、写真は世界遺産の「日光東照宮」です
H-Hayai!
おつ
東照宮?
hola~!
Give me the freshest Japanese memes
こんにちは
Hola
If there is no 鳥居 it's a 寺
That is specifically in Nikko and this is the 鳥居 there, so I guess it's a 神社.
Good times though, Nikko is beautiful.
good afternoon
its the hottest day of the year today
よく読んでみると、神仏習合で建てられた後、明治期の神仏分離で神社x2&寺x1に分けられたとある。
座っている男は仏と思ったワロタ。
目し方をしっているじゃないか。
hola, que tal?
>Peru
Fat
Old
Ugly
Depressed
Poor
Brown
Mestizo
non-paid for sex virgin(KEK)
>Me
White
Handsome
Tall
Fuck asian girls like it's going out of fashion
きれいな所。
You and まゆゆ are so knowledgeable about japan it's ridiculous.
>its the hottest day of the year today
I just want it to stop
why are you so fucking autistic, I literally feel sorry for you because you keep wasting your life with shitposting the same stuff every day all day
it's over 35°C here.
Im melting. 暑い
>korean autist calls me autistic
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It just so happened that I've been to that shrine, is all.
I'm not all that knowledgeable haha.
Nikko is a bit off the road for gaijin tourists, so it really is pretty calm.
オラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラ
英国人ならスタンドより波紋を使おうぜ
マッサージと家事は全部やるから結婚してくれ
年収は結婚したら手当つくから450万位にはなる
穴マンが相手を探してたぞ
学生だけど、将来働きたくないでござる
俺を養ってくれ
本当に?
冷やし過ぎだろ
死にたい
死ぬ前に俺と人生交換しないか?
いいです
死ね
どうしたの, カナダ人さん
リア充の俺は毎日が楽しい
iktf
けれどまあ、家族のこと好きだったら悲しませるなよ
lel thai thinks I would ever give him a (you) kek
>Tochigi over Gunma
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なぜ?
サンバード長崎屋
裸です
睡眠恐怖症が辛い
寝なくてもいい体に改造して欲しい
>睡眠恐怖症
どんな感じなの?
睡眠って機能は人間に必要ないと思う
神様は意地悪だ
自分は逆にいつまでも寝れて、その間は体力が落ちないしお腹もすかない体に改造して欲しい
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me in the middle back
寝る事が怖いとしか説明出来ない
最近は夢と現実が混ざってきて余計に怖い
せめて他の動物のように短い睡眠を繰り返せるようにして欲しかった
>Their faces
can't get any better than that
早口言葉
魔術師手術中
besides
white male asian female
whats the second most popular interracial couple in london?
>whats the second most popular interracial couple in london?
I have no idea. Based purely on anecdotes, I'd say the most popular is black male/white female, and either white male/black female or white male/Indian female.
だ
>Shanghai, 2015
>Peru steps out of Pudong International Airport
>"Ah, my first day in Asia, my first time China. The Chinese will understand me, They will be my brothers. Not like those racist Japs and Koreans
>Some Chinese girls notice peru and start to giggle
>they say to themselves in Chinese, where did those fat brown sucker come from? His clothes are dirty and cheap! What a loser hahaha!"
>Peru thinks to himself, "yes! I will finally get laid for free! I am a handsome Latino-jewish man! I can do anything!"
>Peru steps into a taxi. The uneducated taxi driver from Anhui province makes a comment about Peru being fat and brown from a 3rd world country in Mandarin. Peru obviously doesn't understand but nods anyway
>"Y-yes, take me to Fudan University, please." Peru says nervously"
>Taxi driver responds by saying "OK, fat foreign brown cunt" in Mandarin
>Peru thinks to himself, "what a nice man"
>1.5 hours later, peru finally arrives. The taxi driver drops Peru off in the wrong neighborhood. It is quite run-down and ghetto looking.
>Peru is afraid to get out, having experienced similar to worse neighborhoods in his hometown of Lima
>Suddenly the taxi driver begins yelling at him. "YOU GET OUT AND PAY NOW SON OF BITCH, OR I STAB YOU!"
>Peru immediately pays the man and grabs his luggage. Before he can grab his last bag from the trunk, however, the taxi driver drives off
>"OK", peru thinks to himself, "m-maybe that was just one isolated incident. Surely not all Chinese are bad, r-right?"
>Peru proceeds to walk 3 hours to Fudan university
>Chinese are staring at him everywhere he goes
>Peru gets nervous. Having not eaten in a couple hours, he stops to get a pork bun from a local food stall
>The vendor charges him 100 RMB for one pork bun
>Peru gobbles it up, but picks out a piece of maggot out of his teeth
>Peru then vomits and shits himself
>Shanghai, 2015
>Peru steps out of Pudong International Airport
>"Ah, my first day in Asia, my first time China. The Chinese will understand me, they will be my brothers... Not like those racist Japs and Koreans
>Some Chinese girls notice peru and start to giggle
>they say to themselves in Mandarin, "where did this fat brown sucker come from? His clothes are dirty and cheap! What a loser hahaha!"
>Peru thinks to himself, "yes! I will finally get laid for free! I am a handsome Latino-jewish man! I can do anything!"
>Peru steps into a taxi. The uneducated taxi driver from Anhui province makes a comment about Peru being fat and brown from a 3rd world country in Mandarin. Peru obviously doesn't understand but nods anyway
>"Y-yes, take me to Fudan University, please." Peru says nervously"
>Taxi driver responds by saying "OK, fat foreign brown cunt" in Mandarin
>Peru thinks to himself, "what a nice man"
>1.5 hours later, peru finally arrives. The taxi driver drops Peru off in the wrong neighborhood. It is quite run-down and ghetto looking.
>Peru is afraid to get out, having experienced similar to worse neighborhoods in his hometown of Lima
>Suddenly the taxi driver begins yelling at him. "YOU GET OUT AND PAY NOW SON OF BITCH, OR I STAB YOU!"
>Peru immediately pays the man and grabs his luggage. Before he can grab his last bag from the trunk, however, the taxi driver drives off
>"OK", peru thinks to himself, "m-maybe that was just one isolated incident. Surely not all Chinese are bad, r-right?"
>Peru proceeds to walk 3 hours to Fudan university
>Chinese are staring at him everywhere he goes
>Peru gets nervous. Having not eaten in a couple hours, he stops to get a pork bun from a local food stall
>The vendor charges him 100 RMB for one pork bun
>Peru gobbles it up, but picks out a piece of maggot out of his teeth, still wriggling around
>Peru then vomits and shits himself
in fact
-I took the subway to go from the airport to the university
-my plan was to live on the university doorms but those were full at the time I arrived so I went to search for a hotel
-I went to shanghai during winter - february 2015 - was rainning heavily and me walking with my big 2 bags looking for a hotel near the university
-the first hotel I found was a love hotel that refused my entry- that one was my very first dissapointment in shanghai
-after walking 3 hours carrying 40 kg of luggage and under the rain , I found a hotel that charged me 50usd for one night
-then I went to the bund , the subway was empty because was chinese holiday
-I was totally unaware of the coming months hardships
kkekekekekekekeke
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>the first hotel I found was a love hotel that refused my entry- that one was my very first dissapointment in shanghai
>-the first hotel I found was a love hotel that refused my entry- that one was my very first dissapointment in shanghai
It's almost poetic, the way you sought relief at a hotel of love and were turned away at its doors.
You're a walking Greek tragedy, Peru.
i forgot about love hotels lel, i remember tao and hugh jackman went to one in the wolverine
これってトラック何台かに続けてはねられたひと?
S-Sad story time?
How about having a sex with prostitutes, peru?
It's sad
Tell me happy episode about your stay in China
>Be me
>Be in the middle of nowhere in Japan
>Try to eat something because hungry as fuck for diner
>See a good sushi/ramen whatever it is restaurant
>Enter and ask for a table
>The guy tell me there is no more seat with broken english and angry
>I could clearly see a few table empty
>Get out and stare at japanese people getting in the restaurant
>They get a table in half a second
Get home
Chew crisp loudly on the toilet until 6am
>-the first hotel I found was a love hotel that refused my entry- that one was my very first dissapointment in shanghai
almost no happy memories from last year, except for when I lost my virginity with an asian prostitute
china is horrible
apologize war crimes
How to get a Japanese gf?
Sorry
Like you get a british gf
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pay retributions for comfort women
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How much it costed that you had sex with prostiture??
No
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you will pay one way or other japanese devil
But it was solved last year tho we don't believe Koreans understood...
how was the sex? was she tight/loud?
100,000 yen enough for a week in Tokyo?
>get yelled as a devil by kimchi and chinks
no damage
new government new pay
you pay now
More than enough
For frugal Shlomo maybe...
I have to spend 45,000 yen on lodging... that's 50k yen down the drain...
Tell me your Jewish secrets to getting a good deal.
depends on what you wanna do
wanna buy a prostitutes every night? not enough.
is that for all(hotel an drink and eat...)?
Korean logic like that is amazing
They just see us as ATM
The nose knows
Yes it is.
Nah, maybe buy a shirt or two in Shibuya and a few gimmick souvenirs. Rest is sight seeing.
This frugal shlomo is actually not very frugal.
But it's just one week.
Now I'm not good at math at all so I might be completely and utterly off on my calculations...
One meal in a restaurant would on average be around 700 yen. So let's say you eat breakfast lunch and dinner, that's 2100 yen, for 7 days that's 14,700 yen.
The rest I guess could be used for train fare and any other luxuries you may want, right? I still think it's more than enough.
Maybe I'm completely wrong, I don't know, whatever.
I think you're gonna have a bit of a miserable time with such low funds desu