>your PC is monitored
T-thanks microsoft. Also botnet preview thread, I guess
Your PC is monitored
Jason Howard
Other urls found in this thread:
Camden Scott
...
Asher Wood
Who's the target audience for this? Who wrote this text?
Hudson Morgan
>we need access to literally everything
Jonathan Morales
>core i7
>3GB Ram
Austin Ortiz
It's a vm
Daniel Robinson
>wanting to interact with "people"
Luis Brown
...
Grayson Anderson
New settings for linking the botnet to your phone (no windows phone support, lel9 and cortana
Christian Sullivan
>I can't read
virtualtrash users everybody
Hunter Turner
...
Gavin Nguyen
The old control panel is broken
Ian Wood
...
Lucas Torres
kek
Jordan Flores
"advanced options" for "apps"
Ryder Gray
...
Ryder Martin
...
Jace Mitchell
u hve kooby wirus. pay tree hunderd dahller and a premium technical suppowt agent will be helping you immediately.
Eli Howard
...
Caleb Murphy
...
Zachary Myers
...
Alexander White
...
Aaron Rodriguez
...
Kevin Young
>DESKTOP-JCMPQKF
You were too dumb to install Windows yourself and had to get a computer workshop to do it for you.
Matthew Howard
>find my device is "ON" by default
what did microsoft mean by this???
It's a virtual machine, retard. win10 picked that name automatically
Gavin Brown
...
Samuel Rodriguez
...
James Nelson
...
Samuel Flores
kek
Lincoln Allen
...
Carter Williams
...
Angel Bennett
so what is actually new in this update? It was supposed to be a big UI overhaul but now it's like nothing
Aaron Johnson
Nothing really, I guess that isn't part of the previews or the next update
Let's see if the next version has anything
Brandon Ward
they claim that the Start menu, taskbar and some other things use "fluent design" and that they're much smoother and better. Is that true?
Jackson Sanchez
This build's UI is literally the same as the one used in the current stable version
Matthew Jones
nigga you can look for yourself and then roll back it isn't magic
and fluent design is only slowly being implemented you aren't going to see another windows XP -> 7 or 7 -> 8 change for a while
Mason Wood
New(?) user groups
Hunter Reyes
That's coming in the fall creators' update or whatever, don't think it's on insider preview yet.
Aiden Reyes
why would you need to find your computer
Alexander Barnes
When a nigga takes it
Jason Sanchez
...
Leo Garcia
...
Daniel Hall
>active hours are 8 AM to 5 PM
Didn't know sleep was being active.
Daniel Diaz
...
David Young
...
Noah Taylor
>3gb RAM
but why?
Hunter Robinson
Because my system has 8GB total, and this is a vm
Adam Ortiz
...
Luke Clark
One does not simply VM with 8GB RAM.
Jonathan Jackson
>implying I read the thread before auto-shitposting the first thing I think of
Asher Diaz
8GB is still enough.
Asher Watson
>admits to shitposting
Brandon Stewart
>replies
I'm australian
Tyler Harris
take away the shadows and it'd be a great match
Charles Williams
I think this phenomenon has a name, but I can't remember what it is
Basically when there's a bunch of literal retards in the market, they ruin the market for rational people. For example, let's say there's a cancer-causing additive prevalent in most processed food. Well supply chains get established, and now any rational actor that wants to NOT get cancer has to pay a massive premium for the privilege, buying niche products from low-stock specialty stores.
Same story here. The vast majority of normies who don't give a fuck about privacy or datamining are ruining the market for everyone else. Forced to skirt around the margins with open source, poorly supported platforms with terrible UI that aren't user friendly in the slightest.
We are being fucked over because normies are retarded sheep.
Gabriel Ortiz
spam is tolerated there :)
Jace Hill
...
Carson Martinez
Mootkins will NEVER be spam
Ayden Long
Tyranny of the majority
Kevin Green
...
Matthew Hernandez
>inb4 botnet
It's just an old laptop and I already tried to switch it to at least Ubuntu and Linux Mint but most of the hardware won't work so I just let it stay to Windows 10.
Austin James
new control panel layout, they added the row on the right
Christopher Baker
no one gives a shit that microsoft was the last one to sell private user data like all sites were doing. they had to do it. once you're an adult you will understand these things
Connor Wright
...
Thomas Flores
bing search is now automatically launched through windows search
Michael Adams
New "performance" setting
Tyler Scott
New environment variable editor
Isaiah Perez
Scaling of old applications still looks like shit, but isn't blurry any more
Colton Parker
kek
Austin Lopez
They wouldn't program their computers to deliberately slow other browsers, would they?
would they?
Jose Young
you're doing it wrong, it's ninite.com
Gavin Bailey
Still the best OS.
Ayden Gray
...
Christopher Nguyen
Windows picks those random names automatically. You can change it later tho.
Robert Morris
What is a notebook: The post.
William Morales
...
Carter Long
...
Thomas Rogers
...
Charles Peterson
>some linux fag is so bored he install a VM just to spam pics of an OS he detests
yall need some games already
Jose Morris
Games on Linux? Dream on.
Ethan Powell
>Windows prevented an unrecognized app from running.
>Don't run.
The only option to choose is not to use the program you started.
Sasuga, MS.
Noah Walker
>VM
>3GB Ram
Are you a RAMLet?
Gabriel Parker
Really makes you think, right
Grayson Rodriguez
...
Gavin Richardson
Steve Ballmer.
Caleb Phillips
try and guess my other post from the deluge of shit screenshots
Carter Evans
8GB
No bully pls
Jonathan Harris
...
Anthony Wright
For what purpose
Jordan Reed
32 bit OS, 64 bit processor....
Carter Jones
Can't run this on x64:
Anyway, it's just a VM
Christian Gonzalez
This shit is just plain confusing without an actual visual cues.
Julian Clark
>no way to recover password
>what is CMD
All you need is admin or root access, which is easy as fuck to get
Adam Miller
>Using windows
>In the era of 2017
Some people are retarded
Nathan Sanchez
TOP FUCKING KEKE
Austin Powell
Will this new update kill my linux partition?
My ssd setup:
sda 8:0 0 111.8G 0 disk
├─sda1 8:1 0 30G 0 part /
├─sda2 8:2 0 500M 0 part
└─sda3 8:3 0 81.3G 0 part /windows
sda2 is probably some windows boot stuff.
Luis Young
>reddit spacing
Jayden Nguyen
Here is the great irony of the whole reddit-spacing thing. It's actually Sup Forums spacing. It predates reddit and was used on Sup Forums first. You guys are literally too young to actually know this and the userbase has grown quite rapidly during your time, enough to drown out old memes. Your generation is not actually conscious. You are entirely unaware of the real history because you were not there for it, so you look to Reddit, which actually inherited it from Sup Forums, and you confuse where it came from with where you are seeing it now.
It would be like going to America, eating spaghetti, going to Italy, eating spaghetti, and then saying "lul American cuisine". You are all confused children and just do not really know what you are talking about or even understand where things come from.
But the spacing itself was born from Sup Forums, largely because of how poorly walls of text display and because it was easier to read that way. If you doubt this, just take a look at the Stanford Sup Forums archives from 2008. purl.stanford.edu
While yes, Reddit existed in 2006, but no one from that time period would have used it. Meanwhile, Sup Forums had existed for several years at that point and the spacing convention had already been adopted. You guys were just not there, I was. I can prove this if I go through that archive, find my old tripcode, and show that spacing convention in use even then.