Would you work for the FBI - Cyber division?

Would you work for the FBI - Cyber division?

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id probably just be paid to shitpost on a place like this so probably

No

I'm not competent enough.

No

Yes.

Absolutely

>Would you
Who says we aren't...?

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Yes but I'm too scared they would reject me based on my porn browsing history or the fact that I smoked weed once upon a time when I was younger.

If you smoked weed more than 5 or 10 years ago, I forget which, they don't care. Could have also only been a 3 year requirement. I applied a while back

As long as I'm paid

Why wouldn't I? It's probably quite a bit of fun.

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Reminder to stay educated, Sup Forums

das it mane, das it

most people will be disqualified at background check I think

How did that go

Absolutely. I'd love to help put some of you fucks behind bars.

Huffing wacky backy will disqualify you from any .gov position with the exception is presidency (you can even have inhaled!)


Bazinga!

no because im european and i earn twice as much as a public slave in the private sector while being able to take whatever drugs of my choice, fly to whatever country i want and talk to the mobsters and small time thugs without getting fired

what if I call them niggers a lot and say China is #1?

can't since I'm not american

>implying anyone here actually does anything illegal

>implying anyone here actually does anything illegal

You must be nuts if you think there aren't pedos who browse this board, let alone Sup Forums as a whole.

I feel like they're not on Sup Forums

no.

Organizations like the FBI usually need Patzis to cover up their illegal doings. Are you confident enough they won't use you to sweep their crimes under the rug? Do you think you can outsmart them with all their connections?

You're wrong

...

Like some sort of cyber cop?
Only if i don't get the cucked blue armor.

Sir, your mission will be to monitor activites on a website called Sup Forums, you will also have to post from time to time to lure the pedos and nazis. Good luck.

C O M F Y

gain their trust.

someone hacked my friends network, he came for help here, explained what was going on
it was so easy to tell he got dnschanged and the attackers were using a dynamic dns server yet no one helped him nor mentioned dnscrypt at all. everyone just called him crazy.
tons of people do illegal shit here.

tfw the agench thinks you are a genius because you get all the (you)s and your boss congratulates you for successfully infiltrating Sup Forums when in reality you're just shitposting with your user lads for 4k$/month

"Here, take this admin account m00t gave to us a few years ago to monitor everyone's IPs"

what about the actual moot account, which looks like its finally banned

Banned

a shame. i always enjoyed using it.

Get paid to look at Cheese Pizza, why not?!

if it was just monitoring ,no, if it was active duty and scaring ppl out of active harassment and fraud,yes. the mods and their homies here have way too much power within the military and PDs that they should now have it over the whole web? Fuck off and die. that 8.0 was with restraint and no you wont see the next ones either.

>working for the government

in Australia its nearly impossible to lose a government job. pays decent too

by scare them i mean get all the little crimes early to win them and also scare them out of future big crimes. itll keep things clean and keep post crime harassment of non repeat offenders to nil. as it is Sup Forums is 70% repeat offenders. you guys have nothing left to harass or get revenge and you wont, as in ''cant'', see its bc youre being a fucking idiot.

Why not?

Install tails on a second machine and leak everything interesting..

repeat offenders of what? banging ur mom?

The only reason to not work for the FBI is if someone else offers better pay.

Maybe. Interpol - definitely

Sure, I mean that's what I hope to get a job doing.

only for the child pornography video tagging data-entry position

Shitposting Department agent

Yes of course. They can have my body.

No. Working for the government is the same a being on welfare. If im going to be a welfare leech i had rather just sit at home.