/slav Thread - Upper Carniolan Edition

Welcome: Upper Carniolans, other Slavs

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Kuga s mә glih kәr reku, ti kurba mәjhna? Jest tә puvem, de sәm zvežban holcar pa de sәm biu že doskat zravәn, k sej kramper pubirou; saj 300 gajb ga mam že nabranga. Drva znam cepәt z eno roko, traktor uhkә pa u miže furam. Tuko tem žvajznu, de teu du Buhina pa nazaj udnesvә, vrjem mә. K to pišem, že brusәm skiro pa vežem štrәk. Mrtu s ti, toja držina, usә toj prjatlә, pa še ceu toj rod za sto generacij nazaj. Ščijem po grobovәh tojga roda, ungavәm tә use babe u držin pa use drva tәm ud bajte udnesu. Suvata nәjt u cvet pride pa mlek nәj set skisa. Ti nis nәč u primerjau z mano. Upam, de vәm vәs pәrdelk preč pride, pa usa žvina crkne. Dep te kura bәcniva pa pәs puscau. Vem ke žviš pa vem, ke mate kluče ud bajte skrite. Merkej se, k bom zj hmau pršu. Frderbou tem preh, kokr uhkә Očenәš zmolәš.

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Learning Upper Carniolan is the first step towards assimilation.

krәh*

'ne' (me on the left)

>jebemti sunce
kek

lmao od kdaj opice govorijo

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Jelinčič is subconsciously accepted as Slovenian because it has the typical three-syllable + čič structure that Slovenian surnames ending in -ič have (Urbančič, Mihelčič, Gabrijelčič). Though, since 44% of all Slovenian surnames end in -ič, this isn't the only form that patronymics take in this language (you also have older uskok-imported surnames such as Babič, Adlešič, Jurišič).

Yes, Črt used to mean evil spirit or grudge but not in recent times. Where the relative popularity of this name in modern-day Slovenia comes from, I have no idea.

Zadnje čase so popularna kratka imena.

Does the name Črt mean demon?

user, ti si tako duhovit

čort means demon in russian

It's an evil spirit as far as I know.

Saj vem.

youtube.com/watch?v=ci8bfThiwRc

>czart
yup, it's a bit archaic
same with bies and licho
diabeł is still in use though

youtube.com/watch?v=4rUF4D86yFw

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Demon is demon is Slovenian. Ain't it weird how Polish or Serbian lacks a native word for the devil (in Slovene it's hudič), but Slovene lacks a name for demon.

It must be because old Slavs never invented the concept of hell but believed in a Hades-like underworld that wasn't evil, just sad and pathetic. The Slovenian name for the Slavic underworld is navje. The bell that announced the passing of people is still called a navček.

zli duh čso

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bies is demon too (usual word)
licho means bad things (that happen to people), a bit archaic
But I encountered Licho as a character in fairy tales (it was a some evil monster which brings bad luck)
djavol is devil

youtube.com/watch?v=6jpUqD8pTDo

only true punker left on this world

>navje
Similar word was used to describe people who died a 'wrong' death (suicide etc). Because of the 'wrong' death they can resurrect and be zombiez and kill people and shit.

Damn hippies! Who /slopank/ here?

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>bies is demon too
check
>(usual word)
no check
>licho means bad things (that happen to people), a bit archaic
check
>But I encountered Licho as a character in fairy tales (it was a some evil monster which brings bad luck)
check
>djavol is devil
check

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Sem bil v svojem edgy obdobju.
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One question for Russiabros:

How do you find people on VK?
I obviously don't know any Russians, how do you go about getting someone to chat with?

post your family tree

prosim vas...

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Polanbros, what's your excuse why you still haven't been to Wolin fest?

I'd make that but I can't be bothered to paste flags the whole day.

spasibo za ssyločku, bratello

pššššš
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update: promoted from neet to wageslave, yaay

Dober bend, še nkol prej slišu. Saj nisem pankur, pa tud Veno Dolenc je čist uredu gospod, samo kantri v slovenščini mi pa res živc dvigne.

t. lau mašen

>drowned when mother was 12
What did he mean by this?

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>kantri v slovenščini
kek, to obstaja?

are ancient macedonians welcome cause we aint slavic :(?

Mothers side only Serbia. Fathers side Croatia, but my grandgrandfather was Austrian knight or some shit like that, my grandmothers surname is Frey. So a little bit Austra on that side and that's it.

seveda, in Sedmina niso to, oni so bol ta post-krautrok hipurji


sicer pa
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so you are like half serb half croat

>>But I encountered Licho as a character in fairy tales (it was a some evil monster which brings bad luck)
>check

Hmm, these fairy tales maybe older than I thought.

obviously

Malo sem začel brskati po mapi s pankom (kar nisem zbrisal)
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lmao, spomini

>Milan Pečovnik
Okej, tole je pa res ena žalost.

So, black magic + training = win?

that's comfy tune lad
>Ain't it weird how Polish or Serbian lacks a native word for the devil
>It must be because old Slavs never invented the concept of hell but believed in a Hades-like underworld that wasn't evil, just sad and pathetic
The land of Protoslavs was serene and peaceful, then the eternal niemiec came and brung the devil and hell with him. As a matter of fact the Book of Genesis is actually a sandniggered version of the Autochton European Slavic mythos that later on got mixed with some of Zoroastrian beliefs.
Abel -> able (to speak) = Slav
Kain -> can't (speak) = Niemiec.
Can't make this up.

sorry i meant Yugoslav

ofc and don't forgot beat people, its fun.

That is .... strange
The music is very american but the language is slavic.
But the music is dope

Actually, here's the unabridged truth.

>Abel -> able (to speak) = Slav
>Kain -> can't (speak) = Niemiec
bruh

Da ne pozabimo na bodočo gorenjsko državno himno!

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Country Roads, lol

he was an ameriboo when it was still classy, not this tacticool redneck shit

dostojno, bi poslušu k sm biu 16 :^)

>bodočo
To je že od vedno naša himna.
t. ponosen Gurenc

Yeah, but it's been reworked to sing about Upper Carniola instead of West Virginia.

Here's a Dylanish folk song that's been accepted into the national songbook:

youtube.com/watch?v=BkyT8aDgtGU

>jadransko
>not adriatyk
rly maeks u tink

youtube.com/watch?v=6OAer-JblsY

>you will never have gf'd a black haired traumatised qt when you were 17

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Kek, saj takrat enkrat sem to poslušal.
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Definicija edgyja.

jadro = sail
Jadran = where Slavs go to play pirates

To all musicposters in the thread: can you guys post lyrics when linking to a song? I'm curious how much we can understand each other.
>pank
youtube.com/watch?v=hxEqGa2yy34
O o o o
Myślisz może, że więcej coś znaczysz
Bo masz rozum, dwie ręce i chęć
Twoje miejsce na Ziemi tłumaczy
Zaliczona matura na pięć
Są tacy - to nie żart,
dla których jesteś wart

Mniej niż zero x4
O o o o

Zawodowi macherzy od losu
Specjaliści od śpiewu i mas
Choćbyś nie chciał i tak znajdą sposób
Na swej wadze położą nie raz
Choć to fizyce wbrew
wskazówka cofa się

Mniej niż zero...

jadro more like jądro lmoa

youtube.com/watch?v=fz9K55KhhMQ

Really good Croatian band. Psychedelic/Krautrock

*morje desu

Also, jadro and jedro are not the same.

youtube.com/watch?v=5UHIeZbg8Wg

youtube.com/watch?v=trKYL_ifjro invitation for a frendly wrestling

This is not the first Russian video I've seen of people performing physical exercises and then talking random stuff into the camera.

wow, neat

>try to write a
>fuck up
>comes out as ą
>ah fuck it we new letter now
Poland, everybody.

trust me when i tell you that i've seen LOTS of shitholes of apartments in croatia and serbia, even 10 times worse than his apartment, but i've never seen a carpet on the wall, that's really just a russian thing, and arabic or maybe iranian??

łęł

žožžle, you got me with thәt one.

>licho
>leshy
>las

I like the song and it s something like
Youre insignificant, people are like grain of sand etc. Amirite?

And I thought French was heavy on diacritics

kek, fukken saved
What the hell is this?

>To all musicposters in the thread: can you guys post lyrics when linking to a song?

K, posting seasonally appropriate song.

youtube.com/watch?v=VLs8U3kQ_Dc

Greva punca v južne kraje,
tam ni zdej nobene ustaje.
Tam folk še vedno pleše twist,
tam je morje še zmerej čist'.

Greva punca v južne kraje,
tam ni zdej nobene ustaje.
Tam bova šla na karneval,
ti boš kraljica, jest bom kralj.

Včasih se zbudim v parku,
drugič najdejo me v jarku.
Včasih si poiščem klet,
vedno mraz je za znoret.

Včasih hočem kej popit,
vedno morjo mi težit.
Včasih se mi zdi, da zgubljam čas,
ker pri nas je tko prekleto mraz.

Včasih grem pred parlament,
včasih k maš' po zakrament.
Včasih se zaslišim klet,
ker je dolgcajt za znoret.

Včasih hočem kej popit,
vedno morjo mi težit.
Včasih se mi zdi, da zgubljam čas,
ker pri nas je tko prekleto mraz.

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The message from the Gods to a Slovenic man that They don't want you to know about.

good weed

Slovene classes in high school were Hell when we had to do the assignment to mark the little symbols above vowels.

People used to put carpets on walls in hruščovkas štoby sosiedi nie slušali (u hruščovok tonkije stieny). Now it is considered bad taste
Very comfy desu

>> 62317413
i think it's soviet thing, wich comes from -stan countries

Loosely related, but my Belarussian freaked out when he saw my Russian work and saw that I placed an accent above every stressed syllable

He saw "Oh man, Russian is not like that at ALL"

>u hruščovok tonkije stieny

I know that communist feel, I could hear my brother everytime he brought home a qt, felt awkward.

youtube.com/watch?v=-f6X71ab1OM

żóźżłę

wtf Slovene is Polish?

No ja nie živu v hruščovkie, ja živu v superior modern brick commieblock. Slava bogu

Why is Russian music so soft & sensitive? Is it cause punk was banned in Rashka?

youtube.com/watch?v=3yBitIOoRbs

>cucked by mighty wendish kiełbasa so hard he doesn't use cyrylica anymore

lmao

Ja živut v najsuperiornəj commieblockəj, verh commie stroitelstva , nu vseedno stieny iz kartonəj

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