Serious question, all banter and memes aside.
What's really wrong with Australians?
Online and offline they are always like this, I don't get it.
Serious question, all banter and memes aside
Robert Hall
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Michael White
2 much petrol, abo blood, trauma from emu rape and probably rapid incest
also they are all descendants of criminals sooooooooo yeah
William Gutierrez
all retarded meme answers wouldn't expect anything less from an american.
Bentley Ramirez
you call it abrasive i call it asserting myself
Jace Sullivan
does it not drive?
Eli Nguyen
Anti-intellectualism?
Since settlement days, being "Australian" got translated into being a drunk lower class working man
Mason White
>Anti-intellectualism?
is this the point where you tell us all you're so fucking clever?
Lincoln Phillips
Yes, I'm also nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour
Landon Davis
>he thinks all aussies are bogans and abbos
Zachary Long
>What's really wrong with Australians?
its just fucking banter why don't you understand
Jordan White
I'll always remember that one aussie cunt I met in Asia, the one that told me about the plane crash theories. What a cunt, lol
John Rogers
kek
Parker Long
I've met a tonne of Canadians and I can't remember any of them
Connor Anderson
It's all that Bundy.
Gets to their heads, you know?
James Taylor
the only australian i really talked to was at a high school graduation party, he was like 8 years older than me and was giving me advice on how to get pussy in between making out with some girl
i liked australians since then
Jackson Price
i don't get how people like bundaberg rum
it is the one thing i've never been able to drink ever and i've tried almost everything
Isaiah Brown
there it is. there's my boy.
Kayden Taylor
That looks Mexican to me.
>No mames wey ya me compré mi carro
>A huevo ahora si vamos a poder llevarnos unas pinches viejas
>Si wey va a estar bien chingon
>A ver enseñame la nave wey
>Pic related
Adrian Smith
They're actually really gay. As in, penis in butt gay. They're like the slightly-worse San Francisco of the anglo world.
Jayden Peterson
If we where that bad, we'd have gay marriage like you shit pushers
Jayden Wright
To be fair a lot of people gaypost on Sup Forums myself included. Guys are still gross though
Caleb Ortiz
I honestly don't give a damn about gay people, faggots that define their existence by it are really fucking annoying though
Kayden Hughes
Are you going to vote yes for gay marriage? I think you should because all people should have equal right imo
Oliver Roberts
Nah, I'm married already and will save you the suffering by voting no
Alexander Long
we're not gay, though all australians do prefer their women with a penis, its a superior organ
Daniel Martinez
Best argument I have heard for it is "they already have equal rights, they can marry a girl too".
But isn't it shameful that we are falling behind the rest of the world when we are meant to be some sort of utopia?
Evan Lee
Not really, hopefully we define ourselves by not just jumping on the lefty meme-train
Tyler Gonzalez
But the right wing are shit cunts in Australia. They stopped the NBN and are fucking over medicare by freezing the pricing on bulk billing, I would prefer Shorten if it means I can see a doctor for free.
t. on a DSP because can't work or study atm
Michael Ross
someone please put this horrible thread out of its misery
Connor Parker
bogans, ockers, yobbos that's what's wrong but obviously not everyone is like that just like every canuck cuck is a whiny faggot
Alexander Reed
>all memes aside
are you retarded?
good post
Colton Barnes
I'm centrist-democratic in my leanings, so my pickings are even slimmer than the right-left thing.
Travel a bit, you'll soon see how much better off you are here than nearly anywhere else.
Jackson Jackson
Australia is an isolated backwater that is fucked up socially. As a result Australians lack self awareness also anti intellectualism and an internalised inferiority complex makes Australians behave the way they do on here.
Robert Martin
>anti intellectualism
people keep saying this but every time i've heard it said at university it was by a complete fucking idiot.
Camden Campbell
Hmm I have a meme life though. Put in a little box with my cat by the state and then fed enough money to smoke and eat well, its so unfulfilling though. I would prefer to be working or studying rather than just being a neet and living off gib me dat's. I used to enjoy working kinda.
Still we could have been like Norway from our resource boom with everyone being very well of but Howard chose to make it a country of haves and have nots. My Mum is a doctor so I see what life is like when you're one of the haves a lot and its very nice but a lot of people are doing it tough man. Just because I get to live a comfy meme life doesn't mean everything is perfect.
What does a centrist democrat mean? I just vote independant because a parliment of independants would be something approaching democracy
Jose Nguyen
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Matthew Bailey
get fucked reddit
Thomas Parker
melbourne pls go
Julian Kelly
No, I want to show the world what truly horrible shits you are. Fuck you all.
Jace Collins
they've always been like this ever since they first settled in that horrid desert
lot of the brit soldiers in ww1 and 2 used write about how uncouth those bloody aussies were
John Fisher
At least you guys have some sense, never had any ill will towards NZ.
Isaiah Taylor
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
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>downright draconian gun laws
Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned in cuckfailia. Most people own shitty .22lr bolt action rifles or fuddshit double barrel shotguns.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
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>airsoft is banned
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>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
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>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
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>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
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>smokeless tobacco is banned
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>toys containing beads are banned
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>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
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>plain packaging on cigarettes
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>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
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>video games are expensive as shit
Self-explanatory
>cannot carry anything for self-defense
>hoverboards banned
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Josiah Edwards
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis
Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.
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AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK
Jordan Wood
I've been regularly posting on Sup Forums for about a month now, the thing which has surprised me the most is how awful the Canadian posters are.
Online you guys are so abrasive and conservative and take everything really seriously. Is it because you are so polite and unfulfilled in real life that you feel the need to overcompensate when you are anonymous?
Australians do not take anything seriously, it's just the internet, it's just a joke, it's just a way to kill a bit of time.
Maybe if you relaxed you'd enjoy life more and wouldn't get triggered by anyone who doesn't agree with you on opinions you have built your whole identity around.
Ryan Brown
Just ignore them man. Canadians are the most cancerous nationality on Sup Forums, they want to be some "banter masters" but are really just autistic and cringy as fuck and everyone despises them
Henry Edwards
Riley?
Daniel Flores
We're bit of a nanny state. Popular public vote and government either try to ban or censor everything they don't like. Basically "Somebody please think of the chilluns!"
Ryder Parker
you're a fucking moron, domestic issues do not make a country a backwater
Ayden Moore
from their birth,they are like condensed shit of british,and till now nothing was changed perhaps
Ayden Edwards
All memes aside the truth is we're just really lonely down here and desperate for attention.
Jeremiah Lewis
Australia is a backwater you cannot dispute this
Here are a few reasons why. I'll start with the most pertinent one first
>No high speed internet
>No marriage equality
>No space program
>No significant federal funding for the arts or education
Lincoln Hughes
the truth scary Bruce, embrace ur abo blood
John Ross
I don't think there is anything wrong with Aussies. I've been to Australia before and everyone was really nice. Extremely energetic and social people.
Pretty much all of the anglosphere acts the same with small cultural differences.
Henry Brown
> cherry picking the things which are important to Americans and assuming they are important to everyone
> every objective index of freedoms: economic, freedom of press, personal freedom; everything puts Australia as a less tyrannical place than the USA
> about 2200 characters, almost all of which are about toy guns
> probably wont even read the executive summary of this
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Jackson Roberts
>posting on Sup Forums for about a month
A FRESH ONE I SEE
Adam Moore
You might get a kick out of this: qld.gov.au
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>Riding a bicycle without brakes and a bell, horn or similar warning device Queensland Road Rules—Section 258 $121
Jordan Campbell
It's like someone took the most stereotypical American hillbillies, put them on a sunny beach and gave them their own country.
William Evans
australians are shitposters
canadians are shit posters
Dylan Clark
What is this? Some kind of half-bear Australian mascot?
Carter Rivera
No it's an average Australian
Camden Butler
They are too human and down-to-earth
Parker Morales
>as if Aussie posts are clever banter
You bogans just post black penises and frogs.
Camden Edwards
Its got nothing to do with that. Go be triggered somewhere else
Aaron Wright
>economic freedom
not negative liberty
>personal freedom
includes shit like like immigrant tolerance, wimmin rights and crime and safety (which doesn't matter if you ban everything remotely dangerous anyways)
we easily exceed you in negative liberty every day
Camden Clark
>shit like like immigrant tolerance, wimmin rights and crime and safety (which doesn't matter if you ban everything remotely dangerous anyways)
>we easily exceed you in negative liberty every day
> Everything which is important to Americans is important to everyone
> Objective indices are inferior to my own opinions
Jacob Watson
>objective
fucking lol
nigger I can ride a bike or a motorcycle without a helmet in my state. I can drive without a seatbelt. I can easily buy a gun. I can shout all muslims should die and burn a koran and it's protected speech I can smoke indoors in bars that allow it. alcohol and tobacco is dirt cheap and weed is legal
you only beat us in a lower drinking age and prostitution laws. otherwise you are far more nanny than us and have less negative liberty than most states exempting cuckholes like jew york or califailia (which should be austardia 2.0)
Gavin Jones
Always that one cunt from Melbourne in the thread who pretends hes an intellectual when really hes just some loser who is not going anywhere in life. Universities have done a good job of brainwashing people.
Blake Robinson
Was it the joos
Aiden Perez
He's not going to understand what you mean.
Caleb Johnson
melbourne, please fuck off and suck a black dick
Jack Allen
poof detected
Nolan Lee
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Ethan Cruz
try again
Nathan Gonzalez
no