Forgive english, i am China

forgive english, i am China.

i come to study clothing and fashion at São Paulo university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in brazil 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me Brazil fashion and then we are kiss.

wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this Brazilian boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in China. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in China).

She say what?

I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX"

and she say you boy, do not marry Brazilian monkey girl,

and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS"

and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in Brazilian ass.

>(in China).
why did I lose it at this part

are you trolling? are you gay chinese in brazil?

it's a copypasta, enjoy it with wine

>I am China
You're a big guy

Eu acreditaria nessa história, já que ultimamente venho vendo muitos chineses na cidade de São Paulo.

Doctor Mao, I'm CHINA.

it's like a whole new copypasta when add the (in china) part

good job

>"I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in China).
AUHEUHAHUEUHAHUAU

>That's a great leap
U

Não se contentam em fazer outra coisa além de pastel. Os filhos das putas são esteriótipos ambulantes.

A mão de obra deles deve estar realmente barata para essa quantidade enorme de chineses estarem vindo para cá.

questão do governo
cá em argieland é mesmo o que acontece

O governo quer chineses aqui? Qual o benefício além do baixo custo?

>Qual o benefício
têm acordos, China é uma potência... Diplomâcia, sei lá,como eu já disse, cá está cheio de chineses até estão surgindo mais bairros chineses, escola de educação intercultural chinesa, etc... The apocalypse is near

8/10. I chuckled.

9/10 pretty good.
saved.

Why aren't those ducks scared of the dog?

Decent.

It's a squirrel you mong

>Chinese
>very religious

you fucked up hue

>forgive english, i am China.

Original is much better, picturing a Russian and an American is much more exiting than a possibly monkey Brazilian and a tiny dicked Chinese man.

>all these newfags

I am disappoint

That's a weird looking dog