Say something nice about brazil

say something nice about brazil

Bro tier.

You can share a beer and some bacon with favelados, unlike isis...

nice people
god-tier beaches
very nice music

I actually can't say anything bad about Brazil, except maybe for football fans and favelados

you seem to be happy even though you are very poor and ugly

it's big

Best ally.

make me

I HATE BRAZIL IS A SHITHOLE PEOPLE DIE EVERYTIME EVERYBODY IS BLACK I WISH I WAS AMERICAN FUCK BRASIL DONT COME THE GAMES YOU WILL DIE FUCK OFF

Thanks for Jessie Rogers.

this except the nice people part
don't get me wrong, I don't think there's a country without nice people or without bad people

Anyway I went to the north, to Rio and to the south and all the beaches were great
And I bought a cavaco to play some samba is fun as fuck desu

Music

I went to do snow shit today in snow centers. There were a shitton of Brazilians, almost all of them. They were really nice, I couldn't fully understand what were they saying but I got a bit of it.
I guess they really like snow. Seriously, from every 10 people 9 were Brazilians.
Also hot women.

It's far away

My favorite sub species of dark skins

Hello, I have Germanic roots and I live in South Brazil.

You are probably aware of the "favela monkeys" Brazilian stereotype, so often repeated around the internet and strengthened by northern uneducated Brazilians, who unintentionally perpetuate the stereotype by acting uncivilized in the internet.

But South Brazil is not like that, most people living here came from Europe during the late 19th and early to mid 20th centuries to escape from the political turmoil and World Wars, unlike the northern Brazilians that are descendant from Portuguese explorers and slaves; this difference is reflected in both architecture and cultural values.

Yes, we do share the same country and labels, but our origins and motivations are completely different; we might as well be separate countries.

Before trying to make fun of Brazilians in an english-speaking website you should remember that they are most likely from the South, classic Brazilian stereotypes won't hit them since they do agree that the North is uncivilized.

They genocides Paraguayan males
Not sure if it's a good thing but they seem proud of it

>I guess they really like snow.

True. It's probably because it will never ever snow in this country, so we're really curious.

Never lose hope.

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For a third world country with crumbling economy, corrupt politicians, staggering homicide rates and crime, Brazilians are sure cheerful.

I don't know why, but they are.

Well, if you're very lucky you can see some cm of snow in Santa Catarina hills.

This is a shame, snow is so much fun...

I like their porn

What the hell are you talking about?
It snows every winter, at least where I live.

Trust me, it was a good thing

South Brazil is Germanic

This. I have a brazilian uncle, he's based af
And I love bossa nova and the way brazilian portuguese sounds

I would let her arrest me if you know what I mean
wink wink

They have the worlds third best trannies.

>Nice
how are you after the attack user?

Bretty good thanks, argentibro!

glad to know :)

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Nice rainforests- wait, I swear there was one around here a moment ago...

best bunda

Hello, I have guarani roots and live in the only state that actually matters.

You are probably aware of "white south" Brazilian stereotype, so often repeated around the internet and strengthened by southern macacos, who unintentionally perpetuate the stereotype by acting proud in their """"""heritage""""""" and WE WUZ in the internet.

But South Brazil is a total shithole, and most people living there think they are better just because someone in their family fucked an european who came from Europe during the late 19th and early to mid 20th centuries to escape from the political turmoil and World Wars, unlike the northern Brazilians who are stong people who literally built this country.


Yes, we do share the same country and labels, but our origins and motivations are completely different; we might as well be separate countries.

Before trying to make fun of Brazilians in an english-speaking website you should always ask if they are from the South, if so you should definitelly make fun of those vira-latas, especially if they are from Paraná.

worse online gamers
just one "hue" and whole game is ruined

You are the country that has the most potential on earth.

I love your women. I love your friendliness. Eu amo Portgues de Brasil. Can't wait to visit desu

How common is it to find the Brazilian women that are shown on the internet etc? They are mega hot but I feel like the majority of the population would be like anywhere else and you'd travel there and be disappointed

Depends completely on where you are.
If you go to a favela of course you'll see girls who look like they are horses.
If you visit Brazilian suburbs that's where you'll feel like you're surrounded by porn actresses.

Thanks for giving us Senna.
Do all Brazilians love Senna?

Some guy I know is from brazil, he's real chill

I'm going to Rio next year. Should I expect god-tier bunda in clubs?

I can't say.
I've never been to a party much less to a club.

Come on man, you're living in bunda-capital. How old are you?

Are Brazilian women as slutty as I've been told? Where can I find loose Brazilian women lusting for Western cock?

Clubs are for the leftover bitches.

If you want god tier bunda there are three places you must go: Warung, Sirena or Café de la Musique.

Quality bunda is scattered around the bohemian parts of the city tho.

>being proud of being a hairyless manlet

18.
I just want marriage and children.
Preferably with a virgin girl.
I don't feel the need to fuck as many pussy as I want or whatever.
I'm too religious for that.
And yes they are.
Many start fucking by the age of 13.
This is the third world, they'll all be lusting for someone like you.
How tall are you? Are you white?
If yes then you'll be a pussy magnet.
Just say that you're English or American though, I don't think most people in Brazil know what is a New Zealand. I'm serious.

Tem um brasileiro indigenista obcecado com índios feios aqui.

5'10", brown.

I-I-I-I'm sure I can convince them I'm a Maori prince...

I was scared for a second that you were going to steal my Brazilian gf.

do you have an anglo accent?

Where do you live?

it's not argentina

Cool people
Bunda
Bossa nova is awesome
Nice coffee

My Brazilian girlfriend is the love of my life and I have had more happiness with her than at any other period in my life. She is by far the best thing your country has ever produced

Fuck i'd say that's Russia if it wasn't by the car.

Also it snowed once in São Paulo, crazy shit.

Srsly, why go o Rio.

There are so many underrated touristic places here.

People forget this is a fuckhuge country.

Bros