YOU HAVE 28 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU DON'T KNOW JAVA

YOU HAVE 28 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU DON'T KNOW JAVA
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Because i do not live in India pajeet

Because I passed my Java tests then forgot all about it

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My reason as well!

java.lang.outofmemoryerror

if you can give me good resources i will learn.

Because I'm doing C#

I poo in loo

Because it just gets worse

nice touch wit the method argument

but I do. not knowing java is like programming equivalent of being illiterate

Of course I know Java, it's fucking easy to learn Java. You're a retard if you don't know Java.

No need, no use for it.

jvm is the most versatile platform of all

I do know Java. I was so good at it that I have been selected to be an SI and have an income higher than 75% of Sup Forumstards.

Because it's retard garbage. I haven't had javaids installed on my PC in over 15 years.

I know Java, but I don't like it. I thought Scala would be better. I learned Scala, but Scala, though powerful, turned out to be a huge bloated mess. I don't like it either. I kind of like Clojure, but it has no practical static typing (core.typed isn't worth it). The JVM is truly wasted on its languages.

>"""Lisp""" with static typing
but why

The usual benefits.

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