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lame edition

I support this edition.

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

bad edition

What to do with my morning off work.

Make it worthwhile by posting on /brit/ all morning.

Havin roti with curry for brekky lads. Also drinking Yorkshire tea with nothing in it like a hard cunt hahaha

uuughh

i mean

reckon I'd be pretty good at porn
I don't get nervous, I have decent stamina and I cum a huge amount

ED MILIBAND

great british meal there lad

Think I finally earn above the average UK wage, does this make me middle class?

>It's an arrogant Danish communist who never actually goes to college episode.

i'm out.

Anybody willing to spare a gaytorrent.ru invite please?

/t/ seems just like a bunch of anime autists and /r/ is probably worse.

*votes for trump*
*cackles maniacally as the regressive left cries out in terror*

youtube.com/watch?v=DGrffn_LKzE

> gf has caught glandular fever somehow
> It's caused by a virus
> She's got prescribed antibiotics by the doctor who thought it might've been strep throat
> gf keeps going on about how she'll be fine when the antibiotics kick in

god she's a fucking mong
I'd drop her but we've already booked flights to Italy later this summer.

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god, that sounds wonderful, lad.

stop saying regressive left

It's okay, based admin added extra GB to my upload. :D

I had a cheese and onion pie and a cup of decaf tea that my mum bought for my dad

'no'

MORNIN' GEORGE

>Regressive left

ulster

the door to runt pen C was wide open this morning

absolute disaster

>somehow

MAWNIN

Don't get the people who support Corbyn in Labour, would they rather bang on about socialism instead of being in power for the next 10 years?

>somehow

How is Britain doing nowadays? Heard you got yourselves another woman as PM, and a racist as external minister. Good going.

Family tree is not too diverse lads haha

Delete your account

it's a stupid term that plays into the left's hands by suggesting that they are not being leftist enough
fuck I hate yanks

hehehehehee!
*scurries through the bushes*

if you are against australians you are not a true /brit/izen

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>somehow

mate.

that's IT she's fucking dropped as soon as the plane hits the tarmac

seriously considering applying to do a porn now

myself, but also my girlfriend (gf)

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any leftist with one eye and half a brain can see that their ideology is doing more harm than good

what is it with pajeets and hating women ?

i heard the job is actually kind of shit

>news.sky.com/story/three-stabbed-as-water-fight-turns-hostile-10506705

reminder that londoners aren't british

Agree with this. What a choon youtube.com/watch?v=aGuNsiSZ9RI

regressing from what to where

literally never opened a YouTube link in any of these threads and never will

you just bait about leftists here yank
you are boring
post some funny memes or fuck off

yeah but I get to do a sex

>racist

you mean Sadiq Khan?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-36844425

>Soldier serving in the Rifles regiment has died while on training exercise in Brecon area of south Wales, MoD says

MoD are going to get fucked over this

>About 90% of cases of infectious mononucleosis are caused by the Epstein–Barr virus
>It can only be contracted through direct contact with an infected person’s saliva, such as through kissing or sharing toothbrushes, cups, etc
>glandular fever is also known as mononucleosis, mono and "the kissing disease"

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>ywn go back to the early 2000s
>run downstairs in your pokemon pyjamas on a saturday morning, pour a bowl of coco pops and sit down for SM:TV
>no bills to worry about, no job, no responsibilities

then why call it the 'regressive left' and not just the 'left'?

islam isn't a race

Caucasian is.

>SOMEHOW

if I were him I'd bin her off sharpish and go to Italy with one of my mates

Having a job isn't stopping me from being a manchild at least.

you can't be racist against christians
christianity isn't a race

>caucasian
FOY

Sadiq bhai is external minister?!

Should I eat my scone first or my hula hoops?

tilly willy.

They probably just had the Normal amount of water that they carry and didnt allow for more than usual. Retarded desu

didn't this happen before on a SAS selection test?

Savour the scone and save the hula hoops for later.

Yes

see

gf's just caught the pregnancy somehow

not like the army to be rigid and inflexible to the point of endangering lives now is it

if they died in 32 degrees they were too weak for the army anyway

>not like the army to be rigid and inflexible to the point of endangering lives now is it

virgin gf is pregnant somehow

nature is amazing!

that's not how it works

>somehow

t. 2nd lt smith

alri john la

laying the groundwork

>gf has caught glandular fever somehow
>somehow

dym joseph

ffs

>somehow

Didn't the kissing fever lad also say her fanny was bleeding


she got TYRONE'd

god things are moving so fast

gove/johnson seems like ages ago now

Just done one of those small yet absolutely sloppy shites. For such a small amount it fucking reeks. My bumhole is actually rumbling a bit

you're acting very suspicious lad. it's almost like you're a leftist

i want to have jimin as a sex slave that i can just empty my balls into any time i want

A whomp-bombaloobom
a lop bamboo

>Glandular Fever symptoms

a high temperature (fever)
a severely sore throat
swollen glands in the neck
fatigue (extreme tiredness)

>HIV/AIDS symptoms

fever (raised temperature)
sore throat
body rash
Other symptoms can include:
tiredness
joint pain
muscle pain
swollen glands (nodes)

>somehow

Currently looking at a picture of 20 year old Kylie Minogue in a red dress, thigh high boots and long, silk gloves. Yes, I am contemplating a big messy wank.

Diarrhea

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didn't know you spoke french la

Nah it's just the one lad, I get it every now and then. Pretty sure I'm eating something I'm not meant to.

so, here we are

10am on a nice sunny day

yep

second worst aoa sorry

here come dat prophet!
oh shit pbuh!