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aliexpress.com/item/4pcs-set-Japanese-Kotatsu-Set/32758638592.html
aliexpress.com/item/cheeki-breeki/32719196903.html
aliexpress.com/item/for-traps/32491658819.html
youtube.com/watch?v=fAGT4qzyZTY
aliexpress.com/item/Yoga-Block-Brick-Foaming/32597719587.html
aliexpress.com/store/341737
aliexpress.com/item/Winter-Programming-Socks/32829375708.html
aliexpress.com/item/fuckyouilikeit/32646780277.html
aliexpress.com/item/keepsyouwarminside/32678457605.html
aliexpress.com/item/rabbit-coat/32823625431.html
aliexpress.com/item/fluffy-bear-sweater/32398353613.html
aliexpress.com/item/butt-will-probably-itch-pants/32597486054.html
aliexpress.com/item/tfw-no-doggo-gf/32568465590.html
aliexpress.com/item/elk-is-also-kawaii/32823585157.html
aliexpress.com/item/danboard/32691529862.html
aliexpress.com/item/A-e-s-t-h-e-t-i-c/32669118703.html
aliexpress.com/item/full-bear-mode/32798691221.html
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aliexpress.com/item/KAwaii-In-The-Streets-Senpai-In-The-Sheets-Women-t-shirt-Cotton-Casual-Funny-tshirts-For/32701746916.html
aliexpress.com/store/product/2017-Men-s-Fashion-Personality-Sweatshirt-and-Canter-Male-Trend-Fashion-Leopard-Print-Set-Cotton-Cotton/2833008_32821584433.html
aliexpress.com/item/fire_hazard/32761037696.html
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aliexpress.com/item/bitch-shit-up/32818281410.html
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_594833.html
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t.me/chinkshitgeneral
gearbest.com/desktop-computer-monitor/pp_691710.html
gsmarena.com/zuk_mobile_is_shutting_down_all_new_devices_will_be_named_lenovo_moto-news-24742.php
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Anyone found legit sound proofing foam from ali?

Soon it'll be winter, can we get some cozy shit going?

aliexpress.com/item/usb-heater-gloves/32777968458.html

aliexpress.com/item/4pcs-set-Japanese-Kotatsu-Set/32758638592.html

aliexpress.com/item/cheeki-breeki/32719196903.html

aliexpress.com/item/for-traps/32491658819.html

>Also neat
• A look inside Gearbest's warehouse shot with the cheapest chink shit camera they could possibly find
youtube.com/watch?v=fAGT4qzyZTY

i tried searching it with the app image recognition, sorry bro.

Get yoga blocks instead.

aliexpress.com/item/Yoga-Block-Brick-Foaming/32597719587.html

i want to buy friends

That one dakimakura store has a shit ton of accustic foam: aliexpress.com/store/341737

No idea about quality tho

aliexpress.com/item/Winter-Programming-Socks/32829375708.html

>live in the frigid great white north
>completely forgot about kotatsu
>recently reconnected with a friend who has the tools to build shit
time to out chink the chinks

Too big, but price is good

I totally would build one if I had space for it in my tiny appartment. I wonder if there is a mobile/foldable variant, that would be awesome.

Hey /csg/, has anyone got any experience with buying headphone parts? I'm particularly interested in 40mm speakers (pic related). Any brands to recommend, etc.?

So I need an new microphone, but the ones I am eyeing need phantom power, what USB sound card can give me that and not destroy my microphone in the process?

Maybe check chinese DIY forums, or buy from reputable stores (daik,...).

If you find anything I'm interested in some headband.

Not looking for one atm since I'm shopping for a diy project. Speaker is one of the few parts that are pretty much impossible to manufacture at home (in size required, of course) in acceptable quality.

>trying to shitpost on /csg/
>bitch all up in his shit

Why does Ali allow this?

i am getting this one, desu
aliexpress.com/item/fuckyouilikeit/32646780277.html

Seinfeld reference?

what is a seinfeld

aliexpress.com/item/keepsyouwarminside/32678457605.html

...

Only dick can keep me warm inside senpai

aliexpress.com/item/rabbit-coat/32823625431.html

aliexpress.com/item/fluffy-bear-sweater/32398353613.html

aliexpress.com/item/butt-will-probably-itch-pants/32597486054.html

Weary on buying any of this "One size"
Just how small are they

aliexpress.com/item/tfw-no-doggo-gf/32568465590.html

any good alternatives to desk hammocks

like, wooden boxes, piles of blankets, going outside... etc.??

>the pictures

Kek'd

inb4 sexy feets

answer is too small, there's actually a size table below. Kinda jelly, if I'd be a cute grill I'd be wearing that cute shit.

aliexpress.com/item/elk-is-also-kawaii/32823585157.html

Not what I meant.

What about electrostatics?

That is why I am planning on buying one for my gf (girl). They are so damn cute.
Gotta ask her bust size and hopefully they fit.
Thanks to whoever posted them.

I just use a footrest like a normal person

Anyone got one of the cheaper Danboards? For example like this:

aliexpress.com/item/danboard/32691529862.html

I see people giving it mostly 5 stars while still complaining some things dont work (eyes not lightning up, hands not rotating, etc...)... Worth the shot?

has anyone ever mentioned that she looks like dillion harper

oh yeah I'm retarted, I totally forgot about those

always used my subwoofer before I got rid of it

aliexpress.com/item/A-e-s-t-h-e-t-i-c/32669118703.html

Why stop there?

aliexpress.com/item/full-bear-mode/32798691221.html

aliexpress.com/item/made-out-of genuine-fuzzy-bear-balls/32525236610.html

>aliexpress.com/item/A-e-s-t-h-e-t-i-c/32669118703.html
it probably says "i am gay"

cute

I think I found my winter look
aliexpress.com/store/bitches-gonna-be-jello/2833008_32821584433.html

aliexpress.com/item/KAwaii-In-The-Streets-Senpai-In-The-Sheets-Women-t-shirt-Cotton-Casual-Funny-tshirts-For/32701746916.html
Might have to get this one

>failed
Yeah it's perfect

This is godawful.

dunno what I did there

aliexpress.com/store/product/2017-Men-s-Fashion-Personality-Sweatshirt-and-Canter-Male-Trend-Fashion-Leopard-Print-Set-Cotton-Cotton/2833008_32821584433.html

aliexpress.com/item/fire_hazard/32761037696.html

ordered it as a gift for my sis, hopefully it won't be too chinky

aliexpress.com/item/Women-Tshirt-I-DONT-CARE-Letter-Print-Cotton-Casual-Funny-Shirt-For-Lady-Black-White-Top/32509227953.html

I'm not precise enough to make 40mm electrostatics. I'd give it a shot if I were making a column but not really when talking headphones.

hot damn

aliexpress.com/item/bitch-shit-up/32818281410.html

We get it, you like unfunny shirts.

I only posted 2 shirts fampai

I bought a 64GB Shark card for $14 last year in May (it still works, by the way)

Why do they cost $20+ everywhere now? Any other vendors?

is that santa shark real?

don't know, I only have the old design

gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_594833.html

aliexpress.com/item//32781459061.html

I have a Amazon Japan Danbo from AliExpress and it's actually good, the plain danbos have issues with standing up right with one leg being longer than the other.

OP, you managed to fuck it up again

>Telegram group
t.me/chinkshitgeneral

Because Mixza caught onto the meme.

Any reason why I shouldn't buy this monitor?
gearbest.com/desktop-computer-monitor/pp_691710.html

...

If im correct, this is one of those Korean monitors that are very hit or miss.
if it is, last i checked you get a great deal but you take the risk of getting a few (10-30?)dead pixels. If there are like more than that you can possibly get warranty but i am unsure.

bought a pair of these off ebay , they are VGA to RJ45 , to use a 15m ethernet cable as VGA cable , now i just gotta wait till november to see if they work

Is that still going?

Oh well, chink phone for your fat virgin fingers, what did you think I meant?

I think those korean displays were 4k, HKC is chinese apparently

My dudes! Any good chink digital audio recorders like Tascam but for less money?

If its Chinese, I would pass. My friend got a 4k TV from China, and it has TERRIBLE response rate. Basically great for movies awful for video games.
He also might of gotten a dud since my other friend bought the same TV and it was great for games.

is it a good idea to buy nail polish from chink websites?

Just get a ZOOM H1, thanks Boss.

never, most chinese cosmetics are super dubious in origin and have unknown shit in them
just stick to actual brands in this one

>85$
>15$ less than the superb DR-05
No way Jose

How are chink phones for durability?

Thinking of buying the xiaomi mi a1, but it would have to last me a couple of years.

You must love your sister, is she cute? available?

...

>Just spent $600+ on chink shit

Going to be a long wait....

what did you buy?

So ebates gives you a $10 bonus if you spend $25, are there any other cashback thingies that would make it worthwhile to rotate trough the programs?

Goth boots and a kilt and a belt for me

GF bought two coats, a fur lined winter cloak and an ilife robo vaccuum.

>GF
disgusting

...

She thought the trap from last thread was cute as well and wanted to see more pics, was sad when they got deleted.

Im happy where I am.

So I've got this Android box that I use for Kodi and youtube. What's a good cheap remote I can order?

It says that it has 8ms response time which is not awful, but that's probably one of these "gaming modes" with terrible ghosting and shit.

Is it the 1 or 2 GB version?
How well does Kodi run on it?

Mind you when they bought it was 2 years ago, so I don't know how much they've changed in the years. If you wanna pull the trigger and give it a shot, leave a review here. I'd be interested if it turns out to be a diamond in the rough.

Do those gloves even work?
I thought they were all fake.

2GB. I'm really pleased with it, and I use it mainly to view files from my PC over SMB. I haven't tried 4k content but so far anything 1080p seems to run pretty good. Has some stuttering in the latest version of Kodi but I suspect it's a configuration issue since it also happens on 480p content.

For the money I paid for, I'd say it was very much worth it. Plays files over network with no issues or buffering, got it to play radio stations and installed Spotify and Youtube on it too.

Isn't that RS-232

It has 3 rows.

To be honest, I'm mostly scared because it's just fuckin huge. If it was a bit smaller, like 27-28", I'd buy it in a heartbeat, even for the same price

Scared for shipping or it being damaged?
if its the latter you just claim improper packaging, and it should get covered.
Or have you never used such a huge screen?

Mainly because it's huge, I need at least 2 monitors for doing remote work so not sure how it'd work out when paired with a much smaller 21.5" display. I don't have a lot of space on my desk either.
Though I suppose I could buy a tuner + speakers and turn it into a TV if anything

You could try getting a monitor mount that clamps to your desk that holds 2 monitors. You could also try mounting it vertically. This is assuming that monitor is able to be mounted at all.

Or just buy a bigger desk.

I just want to try another brand that's all.
Thanks user

Any good 4g band 4 chink phone that's not meizu or xiaomi?

Bad news for those waiting on the Zuk Z3 to happen, Lenovo finally killed off the ZUK brand pretty much shelving the Z3 as well to focus more on the Lenovo Moto brand.

gsmarena.com/zuk_mobile_is_shutting_down_all_new_devices_will_be_named_lenovo_moto-news-24742.php

Give me some help regularShill with this I'll give you them refer all you're after.

BTW talking about Lenovo my k3 note is still going strong, but I recently bought pic related to refresh it. I currently use both as daily drivers k3 and 3s