What if he was an ugly neckbeard like us
What if he was an ugly neckbeard like us
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saged
>like us
speak for yourself lad. The 'programmers are all fat nerds' and 'everyone on Sup Forums is a fat neckbearded loser' memes are largely untrue
He stopped being a realistic character when he had sex with his drug dealer the first episode.
this still wouln't demeanor the fact that he's all about
>DUDE WEED LAMO xdd
I bet you have yellow fever
he would've stick to shitposting without doing anything worth a tv show
That would be totally kawaii
im better looking than him. no, im not going to prove it.
that is not uncommon
last girl I fucked was asian yeah, but that doesn't mean I have yellow fever
>last girl I dated was white btw
normies wouldn't watch it
ok, that's fair
>implying I'm a fat ugly neckbeards
go on a run and then shave fatass
is it also common to have a lonely emotional breakdown shortly before hooking up with your dealer?
While you run qnd shave Chad eats pizza and shits on Stacy's chest
If you're hooking up with drug dealers, you're gonna have a breakdown of some sort eventually.
Sounds gross, but whatever floats their boat.
yeah, the other half are pajeets and jamals
Hey cutie
Don't forget the girls (male)
>like us
wew lad. i'm nothing like that.
How about when he just walked into the Steel Mountain facility's private floors?
true the more that tech starts moving into the sphere of normal employment the more we will get normies in tech.
I sat around in my boxers all weekend working on a new solaris server I'm setting up, and setting up Oracle Database. Over 12 months since I fucked anything :)
What show is this? Las Sup Forums related show I watched was Micro Men.
> Over 12 months since I fucked anything :)
Just buy a good looking goat my friend. Trust me i know these things
A foukin disgrace of a show, that's what it is
it use to be ironic but all the redditfags take it all seriously
this is how /r9k/ was born
>all important characters are minorities
He's the epitome of the annoying, superficially-edgy, thin-skinned atheist who thinks nihilism will get him puss. His rant at the beginning of Season 2 about religion (around Episode 3 I think?) was so lazy and corny if you managed to sit through Season 1 this episode will definitely shut down your interest.
Yeah, and r9k are all chads and non virgin! xD
Is this a Sup Forums approved show? Anyone watching the third season?
An ugly neckbeard vs. a weird bugeyed alien looking motherfucker? Tough decision.
I'm on the episode when he talks to the black guy whose wife died after the black Fsociety guy was shot. Does he hack ever again? That was really comfy in S1.
Most of S2 is "omg I'm Christian Slater!!!" so no
What you mean by "if"?
He's definitely ugly. Not neckbeard tho.
> last girl I fucked was asian
> last girl I dated was white
You don't belong here.
I don't watch or not watch shit based solely on what Sup Forums thinks. I'm a special snowflake, I know.
And yes, I am watching it.
I like snowflakes wink wink
>t. christcuck
what kind of girls am I supposed to be fucking/dating then user?
but im not
Who handsome /fit/g/izen here?
lul he wants you to be autistic and not a "normie" but little does he know, only socially adjusted people are able to hold down good jobs with high pay which can help afford nice computers and tech. These sad lads don't understand that women help immensely on the path to success. There's nothing like taking out work related stress on pussy. These nerds furiously masturbate to anime girls m80, you can understand the anger.
>inb4 normie
I guess so but I've been on Sup Forums since 2005, let go of your autism and grow manchildren.
Nice autistic spergout, nobody at your job cares unless you work in HR.
> 12 months
those are rookie numbers user.
10/10 chad larp, really activated my almonds
>There's nothing like taking out work related stress on pussy.
Or so you read somewhere. Right?
There's nothing like domestic problems to screw your work life up.
What if you weren't a retarded faggot?
>he lives to work
better go to sleep soon lad. You don't want Mr.Noseberg to get mad at you for clocking in 5min late again
asian only or not at all you god damn fucking loser faggot
Too much truth, aye buddy? But I guess religions are completely innocent and the Holy crusades, witch burnings, stoning women to death, honor killings and throwing gay people off buildings never happened.
Literally who
I quit watching this shitfest when they introduced the f society characters. Nigger and bitch with hajib. "Super hackers" Get the fuck out of here. Lol
>Nigger and bitch with hajib.
This better be ironic. In fact, your whole post better be ironic as well.
o-oh no someone challenged my gay opinion, that better be IRONIC :^(
>first episode
>he fucks his hot drug dealer roommate
thats when i stopped watching
>my gay opinion
Are you literally 12? With your writing style, I wouldn't be surprised. Not to mention the masterpiece itself - "nigger and a bitch with hajib".
and they are all conveniently from the tristate area/5 boroughs
Haha. Yeah, lol kid. Hollywood fantasy land.
>and they are all conveniently from the tristate area/5 boroughs
Not that your other posts had any semblance of an argument against the plot of the show, but what does this have to do with anything? Do you automatically hate people who aren't in the same state as yours?
It's an SJW's wet dream
not him.
the reason i mentioned that is, the greatest hack team on earth is conveniently all from the same area.
Implying he isnt
really all these things need a suspension of disbelief since its an internet superhero show.
Alright, but not as unreasonable as:
(You)
And no one ever talks about this. This really bothered me from the beginning.
lol
I don't think it's possible to support a family with welfare, even in the US, forget the rest of the world. But hey, you're just sticking it to the man in some way I suppose. Let me know how that works out for you after you turn 18.
no gurls on le internet :D
Girls only use iphone xD
captcha: Park internet
did you call moi a dipshit?
What did >>>>>>>Anonymous mean by this
>Anonymous
we amomimus
dont forget
dont forgive
expect anonimu xD
The psychological shit got boring after he ditched computers. Any decent Sup Forums tier shows?
You know what they say: old habits; they die hard.
>running bloated KDE instead of awesomeWM
neck yourself
Religions are not monolithic value systems that all preach the same message. They aren't practiced by all the same individuals across time and space. Everything you've mentioned has been practiced by a secular organization. When you're out of your amazing atheist reddit phase, you can approach religion like an adult.
Is this show based on Anonymous?
im not the poster, i just think youre a dumb faggot
why do you get offended on behalf of others??
Are you saying those people should be ignored? Antifa is basically the same thing right now. Just because you don't take your religion's values to the extremes that the notable bad people do doesn't change the source material.
Think about how sacrilegious you'd sound saying this 200 years ago.
my.mixtape.moe
speak for yourself faggot I'm fly af
Who?
Also, he doesn't look particularly attractive at all.
the only unrealistic part of this was either of them could be considered vaguely attractive, in any sense of the form
what if he is a superhandsome dude. would at least make more sense.
>antifa is basically the same thing right now
Antifa agrees with you on religion (When it comes to Christian in practice, all religion in theory). You've proved my point. All social systems are made of people and only as good as the people that they're made up of. Christianity created the first universities, extended rights under its Universalist message, and overall spread a message about the sanctity and dignity of life. MLK was a Baptist. JFK was a Catholic. Insert whatever other progressive historical figure your big reddit brain respects here was probably religious.
I don't particularly care for this form of Christianity anymore because it's not equipped to handle current problems. The current problems being partly people like you. I'd like to see a far right reformation under orthodoxy. But my point still stands. You're a bit of a retard who thinks he's clever for parroting YouTube comments.
The whole show was just poorly written. It was basically fight club 2 autistic boogaloo
Sadly true.
>Religions are not monolithic value systems that all preach the same message. They aren't practiced by all the same individuals across time and space
That's why I've mentioned horrible acts which most widely adopted religions preach.
>When you're out of your amazing atheist reddit phase, you can approach religion like an adult.
I was never into that phase and it seems as though you're an apologist for these things. And it's about what muslims or christians think - it's about what Quran and the Bible preach. While we're on the subject of secularism, secular morality is superior to religious morality and that's a demonstrable fact:
cell.com
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
And finally, what is your solution? Is it to ignore obvious reality like the other user asked you?
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> ugly neckbeard
He's ugly shaved, not a big difference.
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> what the bible preaches
> not the catechism (vatican.va
There is Christianity beyond bible literalism.
But he is ugly?
Fuck no. I'm not one to yell "SHILL SHILL" at anything I don't like, but this show is pandering garbage that was blatantly virally marketed here for months before it aired.
Considering LGBT only consists 3.5% of population but entire world is focused on them, It's not that weird.
wtf I hate whites now
What if the show was actually realistic and not a script kiddies underage imagination (aka Hollywood)?
>skinny manlet faggot
ftfy
>tfw your favourite hobby is watching cute lesbians on youtube react to the show
The show would be 10 times more believable.
He looks like a fucking gnome
i look like kde myself
you know what they say...