Who wants to see the iphone 8 unve-

who wants to see the iphone 8 unve-

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Disgusting bezels

>fingerprint sensor on the back
DROPPED

The iPhone X has no fingerprint sensor lmao

>durable
>ceramic, no bezels
Yeah, don't think so.

>brittle screen
>brittle back
>brittle sides too
>bound to break on the first time you drop it no matter how it falls
How retarded can consumerists get?
Apple has to release a litteral full glass body Macbook because you deserve to suffer

>camera on the bottom

>Screen on the front

is that a literal chink phone with a rubber cover on top?

Was the price announced yet?

>The standard aluminum Mi Mix 2 comes in black, while the 8GB RAM ceramic Special edition is available in black or white. The 6GB+64GB Mi Mix 2 will run you RMB 3,299 (€420), the 6GB+128GB costs RMB 3,599 (€460), the 6GB+256GB is RMB 3,999 (€510). The 8GB+128GB ceramic unibody special edition is €700.

there is a black aluminum edition

Its a literal chinkphone with rubberized frame and 10000mah battery and 14mm thick body.

...

THEY MADE IT CHEAPER

THOSE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

welp there's my new phone

People who steal your personal data through devices make they're devices more affordable... Hmm, it's strange!

the apple muh security stuff will not work on Sup Forums, shill

>posted from Trisquel Linux

Missed. I'm a Redmi Note 4 Global owner.
Just trolling you, m8. Relax

we cool

Fuck they gonna do with my personal information anyway?

>his little woman hands can't hold a grip on his phone
Don't forget to use a hand cream for your little hands

>no headphone jack
rip in pieces

>chinkshit phone
sorry but the iphone is the true patrician phone

Glad i grabbed mi5+ while it available

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>doesn't run stock Android

in to the trash it goes

>implying running google-free chinkdroid is bad

Mi MIX
>mimics
i for one welcome our new chinese trolls overlords

I have an red mi note 2 for 3 years still works ... bought it because it was dirt cheap... best purchase I ever made

Mi Max owner here

Xiaomi does skimp out on quality materials

>my voume rocker got bent in the middle

>the 1mm plastic border between screen and phone side has about 10 micro-cracks in it


i cant complain coz phone was $200 BUT i wont be happy with this shit if it happened on a Mi Mix

NO HEADPHONE JACK
>NO HEADPHONE JACK
NO HEADPHONE JACK
>NO HEADPHONE JACK
NO HEADPHONE JACK
>NO HEADPHONE JACK

Oh no it's almost like bluetooth headsets are so inexpensive and are functionally better nowadays.

I have 200€ headphones, why on earth would I trade them for your shitty bluetooth earbuds?
Kill yourself.

>i cant complain coz phone was $200
Chink shit in a nutshell

how intrusive is the curve on the edges? i hate it on the s8 but on my mi max its great because its only on the bezel and not the screen

Literally "it's ok when android does it - the post"

?
See

jokes on you.
i installed pajeet os on my xiaomeme.

>are functionally better
Yeah having to charge your headphones too is absolutely magnificent

youtube.com/watch?v=iOnNXJs6FUU

technigger just covered the phone in record time
he starts talking about iphone 8
he ends talking about iphone 8
he omits the most interesting features
he jokes about the ceramic being slippery

i don't know why i still watch this shill, desu

Bluetooth headsets. As in headphones. God you people need to read. Get a steelseries one if you're a tight cunt

I was happy when apple did it.

>charge my phone
>charge my laptop
>charge my e reader
May as well fucking charge headphones too, no reason to use that as an excuse.

>non removable battery
>non expandable storage
>no headphone jack
What kind of person survives with a phone like this? Do they just only talk and text and nothing else? I can't even upgrade to anything released this year. Why are we going backwards?
Also, ugliest android camera bump of 2017?

a year ago i never knew what xiaomi was

Fake news. Check the tech nigger video.

>what is USB-C

iphone is also made in china bruh

Garbage?

What's your excuse going to be when they axe USB and rely on wireless charging?

Get wtih the times granpa

but I like having a reliable, capable, productive phone

That won't happen because inductive charging isn't that good and when we invent a new battery type for the future displays, it probably won't be feasible.

>No headphone jack

>That won't happen
t. Literally everyone in regards to headphone jack deletion in 2015

My point was I'm not gonna buy another pair of 200€ headphones just because these greedy kikes didn't put a jack on the mix 2.
I'm just gonna wait for a phone that has a jack.
Also
>I was happy when apple did it.
How much are you paid for, jesus christ.

It's fake news, unfortunately.

Darn. It was almost the perfect phone.

>no floppy disk drive?
>no CD tray?
>no ethernet port?

This is how you sound. Welcome to the 21st century grandpa.

>no reason to use that as an excuse.
>b-but you already charge these
Not an excuse to add yet another device charge. Why the fuck would I want anither battery to deal with when they offer to tangible benefit over wired headphones?

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>>no floppy disk drive?
>>no CD tray?
They got replacements.

Are you stupid or do you just enjoy feeding trolls?

>asymmetric bezels
ALMOST. Chinks almost got me with this one. Whew, other companies need to step up their design game.

Now imagine that your CD tray was replaced by a slower, less capable CD tray that you also had to charge. Or an external tray, but it had to be plugged instead of the power cable. I would be mad as fuck. Instead we got more convenient and capable things thus most people are not mad.

You don't have to charge your blue tooth ear plugs any more often than you do your phone. Even if you listen to music the whole day the battery can easily last long enough for you to get back home and charge it as you sleep.
Also they're GOAT for working out and running. The cumbersome cable will not be missed tbqh.

It also should be 5.5" instead of 6".
But it's already in the trash anyway.

>designed by Philippe Starck
When will they learn?

Still one more thing to charge. Still worse quality sound. Still choppy sound in big cities. These are not going anywhere.