Be white

>be white
>go outside
>sunburn

>be iberian
>go outside
>get tanned

>be black
>be born with permanent sunburn

>be you
>be weeb
>be gay

>be indian
>be born with poo

>be american
>go outside
>get shot

>be Canadian
>go on Sup Forums
>shitpost

Southern euro master race

>be elvish
>go outside
>rains all the time

>be Canadian
>go outside
>burn

>tfw felt for the meme
I worked under the sun for a single day last week and the skin in my arm is literally peeling. I'm also as stereotypically med looking as it gets.

>be mexican
>go outside
>be deported

>be spanish
>go outside
>get employment.

very dangerous

>be hungarian
>go outside
>kill yourself

Wew lad

I've seen that happen with blacks as well.

You've actually seen blacks work?

>be Italian men
> go out side
> is always hitting on girls

>Only your arms and head get tanned
>Now you're half brown and half white
I fucking hate it

pics or didnt happen

>be you
>be neet
>get banged by gay psycho nextdoor

it still hurts after four fucking days

when i was 7 or so i spent like 6 hours in the swimming pool on a hot summer day

My entire body started peeling afterwards and i had to rub witch hazel all over

witch hazel smells really good

>be pale russian
>go outside
>stay pale

>Be south slav
>Burn and tan at the same time

>be on Sup Forums
>never go outside
>die alone

>Be potato
>Go outside
>The moon's reflection gives you freckles