>be white
>go outside
>sunburn
Be white
>be iberian
>go outside
>get tanned
>be black
>be born with permanent sunburn
>be you
>be weeb
>be gay
>be indian
>be born with poo
>be american
>go outside
>get shot
>be Canadian
>go on Sup Forums
>shitpost
Southern euro master race
>be elvish
>go outside
>rains all the time
>be Canadian
>go outside
>burn
>tfw felt for the meme
I worked under the sun for a single day last week and the skin in my arm is literally peeling. I'm also as stereotypically med looking as it gets.
>be mexican
>go outside
>be deported
>be spanish
>go outside
>get employment.
very dangerous
>be hungarian
>go outside
>kill yourself
Wew lad
I've seen that happen with blacks as well.
You've actually seen blacks work?
>be Italian men
> go out side
> is always hitting on girls
>Only your arms and head get tanned
>Now you're half brown and half white
I fucking hate it
pics or didnt happen
>be you
>be neet
>get banged by gay psycho nextdoor
it still hurts after four fucking days
when i was 7 or so i spent like 6 hours in the swimming pool on a hot summer day
My entire body started peeling afterwards and i had to rub witch hazel all over
witch hazel smells really good
>be pale russian
>go outside
>stay pale
>Be south slav
>Burn and tan at the same time
>be on Sup Forums
>never go outside
>die alone
>Be potato
>Go outside
>The moon's reflection gives you freckles