Who do you guys think would win in a fight between Stallman and Linus Torvalds?
Who do you guys think would win in a fight between Stallman and Linus Torvalds?
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Julian Lopez
Torvalds because he is harsher and younger. I love Stallman more but he is a big baby that easily gets upset and too peaceful and older.
Anthony Bell
linus would destroy him, rms cannot throw a punch
Christopher Parker
Stallman might have the size advantage, it could go either way.
Ryder Anderson
I believe rms would black out and start doing things we never could have imagined
Charles Walker
Torvalds would catch these non-proprietary free as in freedom and beer HANDS
Jose Clark
[citation needed]
Xavier Parker
I can't really imagine stallman winning
Michael Foster
They would fuck each other and call it a fight
Brody Phillips
...
Justin Flores
Torvalds no doubt.
Liam Miller
Based as always.
Justin Johnson
kek ofc this is a thing.
Connor Green
classic stallman
Brody Howard
BASED
Easton Ortiz
where's his pinky
Hudson Miller
:^)
Julian Young
Linus writes beautiful code. He has published some side projects that he wrote all on his own and the code is just wonderful. He also lives in the real world while still maintaining his open source ideals and supporting himself through his work.
RMS is basically a homeless loser who hasn't made any real contributions in the last 20 years. He is still super butthurt that Linux beet HURD (but hey, HURD just got basic sound support in 2016!) and basically tries to claim Linux because Linus used GCC and the GNU coreutils. He survives on the charity of others and speaking engagements where he spouts his insane, paranoid, philosophy. Basically he won't be happy until all the programmers are homeless hackers like him and all the companies are shut down. How people are supposed to support themselves and their families in that scenario aren't things he has to deal with because he is basically a permanent grad student. He does make some good points about privacy, but for him, there is no middle ground. Anything that may reduce your privacy even the slightest bit (like movie recommendations on Netflix) is evil according to him, and must be destroyed. In a lot of ways he show classic signs of mental splitting, which is a classic symptom of mental illness. To top it off, when he does write code, he does so in the style of the awful GNU style guide which is a crime against humanity IMHO.
So, in a nutshell:
He's a bird-fucking, self-absorbed, power hungry, toe jam eating pedophile that thinks everything should be free and everyone should be forced to share, who looks like he hasn't showered in years so as to create a static shield around his body to protect from aliens. He also created an OS without a kernel because he's basically Steve Jobs gone communist. Oh, and he calls himself doctor though he holds no PhD.
Jordan King
Linus actually exercises.
RMS, the extent of his exercise is stretching to eat his toenails and having shitfits whenever someone isn't using open source.
Anthony Fisher
Linus Torvalds is Finnish, they have a reputation for fighting. They are the Glaswegians of the nordics.
Christopher Foster
Jacob Clark
What the fuck am I listening to
Carson Smith
Which distro does linus use?
Andrew Nelson
someone that hasn't installed a unix OS in 20 years
Hudson Martin
Stallman would crush poor Linus with his beach ball belly.
Easton Russell
Fedora + Gnome
Camden Thompson
Have any of Sup Forums's heroes actually installed Gentoo?
Jaxson Ross
no
Dominic Jenkins
Gentoo is so shit even it's creator doesn't use it.
Owen Carter
Just look at those boss arms RMS gets KO'd in a single punch when the Linus decides to shove his GNU prefix up his ass
Jose Ross
What are Linus's side projects?
Nicholas Perry
Wtf thats as plebeian as it gets
Christopher Wood
Stallman because retard strength.
Thomas Diaz
Broken arm tho
Leo Morris
Terry Davis
Colton Myers
kek
Jordan Collins
...
Matthew Baker
Torvalds would Finnish the fight pretty quickly.
Jace Lee
none. there is a thick, impenetrable cloud of bacteria surrounding Stallman. that together with his looks and annoying attitude makes it impossible for others to to get close to him. If this wasn't the case someone would probably have killed him long since and the fight wouldn't happen anyways.
Ethan Miller
Torvalds would win easily. Look at those damn forearms.
Xavier Jenkins
In her asshole.
Grayson Jenkins
I often see nerds with gigantic forearm... giggedy
Brody Sullivan
It's probably due to all that typing.
Jace Ross
linus can actually code and make things work
Parker Garcia
stallman, he probably learned some tibetan kung fu or some shit. plus he's got that wise sage you wouldn't know could fuck you up kind of look. linus doesn't look bad but he's got a typical dad bod-he could fuck up some dude trying to date his daughter but that's it.
Joshua Harris
I'd date his daughter just to watch the angry blog posts he'd make about me