When somebody asks you a direction or some street location

>when somebody asks you a direction or some street location

DC problems.

give them a detour that ends where they began

I just lead them the wrong way deliberately after stealing their wallets

> their face when asking me for direction.

I only spaghetti if I don't know how to get to where they're going.

I just give them wrong directions so that they'll leave me alone

As a Midwesterner being unhelpful causes me physical pain.

I tell them I don't know because it's the truth

same, I live in a fucking tiny village where nothing happens, but everytime I go in town I'm clueless about the locations

I always say i'm not local

Even if i know where it is

Sometimes I want to help but if I am not sure I won't pretend, it hurts but it hurts good

>mfw a couple that where in a car asked me for directions
>mfw the woman was driving
>mfw i couldn't avoid giving the directions to the guy

Am I sexist?

are you short

I give give them comprehensive directions including, street names, landmarks, and number of blocks to the best of my ability.

The roads in my city are an autistic shitfest and we get loads of out of towners during the summer due to our numerous festivals so I've grown very accustomed to given directions.

This guy gets it

Yes

1.86 (6.1 in burgers I think), why?

t. gypsy

>brazilian qt bunda asks you street directions
>"its right over there"
>"why dont you show me"? (grabs my hand)

>people on the street ask me for directions
>I don't know anything about my city except the route to go from home to the subway and from the subway station to work and back again
>girls asking me for directions and asking me to guide them

M-make it stop

>somebody asks you a direction
>you give the direction
>end
are you stupid?

"I'm not from around here ha-aha"

>when somebody asks you directions for a street but it was destroyed

Do you live in a 10-yard village?

i dont remember street names at all.

One time someone asked me how to get to a certain street, i told them i dont know.

It turned out we were standing on that street

LEL