ITT: Ugly languages

ITT: Ugly languages
I'll start with Persian. Sounds like absolute shite
>when you are at your Iranian friend's house and his family goes on 2 hr long tirades all talking over each other

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>implies subjective opinion as objective

Don't be a pussy

Persian is a beautiful language and you are probably a filthy Arab.

But persian is cool.

Dunno, farsi sounds to me.
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Vietnamese...
Who thought 6 tones is good idea?

>when you are at your Iranian friend's house
sweden
yes

Basically all languages in Europe. Especially the british accent

Russian language is made up of barfs, pukes, sneezes and grunts. Ever heard a Russian talk? It's like he's eating borsh, puking it in his mouth and trying to swallow, all filtered by a Tom Waits voicebox at the same time.

>hating on persian and russian

wtf?!?!?!?

>you will never have a Persian girlfriend
;_;

Hebrew is pretty damn ugly.

So? We’re talking about ugly languages.

Arabic, Persian and Russian easily make the top 3.

Hello

>Sounds like absolute shite

swedish and russian

Well, I'd prefer to listen to russian any day than your poor, pathetic attempts to imitate frog sounds

dutch

dutch, german, hebrew, chinese dialects, arabic...

This
It sounds like a retarded englishman is trying to speak german while gargling on a handful of golfballs

Also hebrew and arab, even worse case of gargling golfballs

Then there is polish and french, polish is just a mess of various sh sounds and french is just gay as fuck.

Oh and korean sounds like they are whining all the time

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Tonal languages are good for writing poems, seriously.

Also you can make some ebin :DDD jokes with tones.

Tamil Nadoo. Its just imitating porky the pigs stutters with the tip of your tongue.

>implying you can’t change the tone by yourself

Besides being the most overrated of all languages French manages to be, overall, an ugly idiom. It's just unpleasing to hear it. When women speak it it sounds like a depraved prostitute trying desperately to convince you to fuck her, when 'men' speak it they sound like massive faggots, which they intrinsically are if they're born French.

>t. Portuguese speaker

I won’t even argue, just look at your «s» and the way you end most of your words.

For me it's Polish and French

all indo yurop langs

>implying you know anything whatsoever about Portuguese
Froggie, please.

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Arabic and Hebrew. I don't mind the occasional [X], but when every other word has it, it just sounds like you're trying to spit out a loogey.

>implying I’m not flooded by Portuguese immigrants as well
>implying I never heard your shitty commies leaders

Jose Manuel da Silva da Sousa dos Santos Oliveira, por favor.

pretty much this desu senpai

Watch out Mehmet! Evil Kemalists behind you!

Perser was geht

What the hell dude. There are tons of Iranians here and they are mostly well integrated, what's the problem

Not really ugly, but Magyar is an Ayy Lmao language.

Korean and Thai... I don't fucking even

Says the roach with literally the ugliest language ever. Like 99.9999% of turkish sounds like pig grunts

>There are tons of Iranians here
>what’s the problem

Wew, I wonder who could be behind this post.

but i am a kemalist

Persian is just sounds like "doh" "shob" "feh" stuck together. No sense of rhythm whatsoever

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>no mention of Danish

Well then sucks to be you either way, if you actually live in Turkey. Condolences.

I don't really like Japan, but Japanese sounds nice.

Literally who cares?

But I love the Netherlands they're best neighbours

>dutch
>portuguese
>arabic
>mandarin
>greek

The three scandinavian languages

Ours

>Przygwoździ Bździągwa gwoździem źdźbło, to pobździ źdźbłko

Some Korean sentences end in 'nyaa' and Japanese people think it's cute, or so I heard.

We sound closer to French than Moortugal though. Brazilian Portuguese uses guttural R interchangeably with rolled/tapped R while European Portuguese does not except for some minor dialects.

You can’t compete with us anyway.

>amerindian languages
>slavic languages

>Malay
KEP YEP KU KUK BADUK DANG
>Turkish
GLURK UGULU GURGLE RAYU DU
>Egyptian Arabic
YAK HAKKISH HAKIM EKHHALAM HAKH

Cantonese has something stupid like 8 or 9 tones
And I thought the 4+1 tones of Mandarin was a lot before I learnt how many tones there were in Cantonese

suck a cock cuck
Just read last week some focking riot shit in sweden and news papers are hush hush no go zones off the arse

>ITT: Ugly languages

Probably biased but I've always heard angry Arabic/Berber

>>GLURK UGULU GURGLE RAYU DU

that's nothing like Turkish

Persian, Arabic, Chinese and almost every other non European language

Its more like Ülüm Bülüm Düruüm *i suck dick for free* mürüm

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>*i suck dick for free*

That's more a German thing though

Thank you little Suomi, you're my only friend.

>ugly sounding
Russian,mandarin, arabic, hebrew or any other middle-eastern language
>best sounding
Spanish, corean, finnish, greek
You don't know anything about turkish
This one is more accurate
>*i suck dick for free*
You mean *i enrich your culture and impregnate your pigskinned women for free*?

I once had a a French friend. I went to his house once. His dad beat his mom.

So?

There is something seriously wrong with you.

French is the absolute ugliest language of all time.
It sounds like a man trying to say "üüüüüü" while garbling 5 different smoked sausages at once.

>It sounds like a man trying to say "üüüüüü" while garbling 5 different smoked sausages at once.

I legitimately saw a dude dressed like that when I lived in Germany.
I was in the Heidelberg train station and some chubby, hairy dude walked past. He had a curlicue mustache, had curly hair falling out of his black beret, had a striped sweater, looked VERY agitated/impatient, wore black loafers, had a baguette in one hand, and a bag of art supplies in the other.

>I legitimately saw a dude dressed like that

We are all dressed like that.

>in Germany.

Can confirm

Also the Chinese "language"

Latin sounds best to me. It hits just the right balance between sharp and soft sounds, you can hear distinct words and every sentence flows naturally. Every time I hear a classical pronunciation of latin words I think "yep, thats how that word SHOULD sound naturally".
Italian is fine, though thanks to christfags strong latin C was replaced with queer as fuck CH.
Other romance languages aren't worth mentioning, with french being the worst, I genuinely believe that speaking like that makes you retarded.
I don't like slavic languages and even my native, they sound too random thanks to case madness and infestation of slang words, which makes spoken and literary languages too distinct.
English is okay, I was taught American pronunciation in school so I like it more than classic britbong.
Apart from french another two completely repulsive languages are greek and chinese, disgusting KH and ZH sounds everywhere, their speakers sound half-thirsty and half-retarded

For the horde!

It's one of those outfits that you can look at and say beyond any shadow of a doubt "yup - that's a [nationality that conforms to clothing stereotypes]"

Danish is the ugliest european language.

Thai is my personal pick for ugliest language known to man. It literally sounds like a cat getting drowned.

>You don't know anything about turkish

You know nothing about how it looks and sounds.

> UGLU ZAG TAZO BAG LAR GLAR ZOLAR ZORK BLECH URRRRRGH GAAAH BARF
> Add random umlauts and other diacritical marks

>looks and sounds to an outsider*

hey dude do you know what wowel harmony is

>French is gay !!!

Coming from a kraut and a monkey...

t. orguz

More like BOWEL harmony, amirite?

we're an organ ?

TSCHUK TSCHUK ÜLDÜMDÜRÜM SIKDIK KÜDÜK
what language is it

Off-topic, but is Persepolis any good?

It's good until she leaves Iran. Gets boring then.

was bretty gud imo

>says the przvt łzstvszt sz zsertsvzt

Come on lads we all know French is obviously the best language in the world.
It's diverse and harmonious as well as being well constructed.

RARE

Jup, fucking nederlandsk.

My brain thinks it's German, English and Norwegian before getting it right.

French, like all Romance languages are the prettiest. I like the wacky sounds of Ugro-Finnic languages as well.
Unless they are singing in an industrial/electronic band or shouting execution orders I can't stand German. Not sure if it's because I'm biased or not.
I can't stand Turk language as well, all those hhHHHhh sounds hurt my ears.
kys banderite, your grandfathers will burn in hell for all eternity

anything from the middle east
anything african
russian

Wrong. Cantonese has 6 tones but sometimes they count 9 even though the last 3 are the same as 3 from the first 6.

JE T’AIME

ever heard a Dutch talk ?

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