APPLE KEYNOTE THREAD 8

..........................woah..................

lagdroids BTFO

(you)

Apple projecting tumor in your eyes
Say thanks to Apple!

Apple won

999

my old LG g4c had face unlock lol

..........woah..................... so this is the power of iphone.............

Apple is a joke

>turn on phone
>blind
Thank you Apple

>MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
>MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
>MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
>MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
>MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT

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GUYS ITS AMAZING I SWEAR


BIG DEAL RIGHT?


PLEASE CAP

CRASHDROIDS BTFO

>1984

Average iPhone user is not going to be able to keep track of all those sensors.

YES
I CAN FINALLY GO LIVE IN THE BOTNET I MEAN CLOUD

PROGRESSIVE

garbage

N E U R A L E N G I N E
M E M E L E A R N I N G

8/X

NSAAA

Ugly as wallpaper

1/10. what a fucking waste of time

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>600 BILLION processes per second!

APPLE DEFEATED TIME

Why do people use this shit and TouchID?
It's literally 1984 shit.

>le NSA phone

Like snapchat filters weren't enough.

APPLE INVENTED 1984

ummm... my S8 opens everytime i look at it with no issues

why are they talking like they just reinvented the wheel?

ahahah where is the beard fag? it works!

H O L L Y W O O D

SAMSHIT BTFO
B
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X

6/10 would pump and dump

how is it going to recognize me when Im wearing my burka? fucking racist apple

How does ANTIFA use this phone while wearing the mask??

Can't use masks? APPLE IS FASCISTS!!

holy fugg it's secure, even ni/g/g/er can use it.

>FACE ID

BOTNET 2.0 THE NEXT GENERATION

>BLACK GUYS ARE STILL VISIBLE TO THE INFRA RED CAMERA
Can baddroids even cope??

it's encrypted, retard.

The feds are gushing in their pants right now

this is literally the microsoft kinect

GIVE ME YOUR FACE INFORMATION GOY

How long before they release an update to just set a password instead?

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what if you get into an accident and fuck up your face?

THE ALL NEW iPHONE X

Neural botnet face scanner that's always on and watching.

MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
>MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
>MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
>MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
>MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS

>NO GoT SHENANIGANS

>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys
>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys
>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys
>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys
>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys
>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys

what about twins

How often do you fuck up your face

>DURR CAN I SEE IR????

WERE LITERALLY IN 1984 NOW

oh kek looking forward to that

3GS/X

this is how you lose your job at Job's Apple

Consumerists are ignorant retards. Watch them eat this up.

>can't even enable encryption
Into the trash it goes.

>Be Asian
>Spend monthly salary on new iPhone
>Get phone stolen
>Thief unlocks my phone
Rank you apper

brb testing face ID

AR

no data ever leaves your phone

Just like the San Bernadino shooters right?

le startrek memes xD

NSA will fucking love this phone.

LE SPOCK xD

"just use a passcode"
lol

haha star trek xDD im a nerd any1 else xdddddd

>that one guy laughing

>doesn't work for twins

APPLE INVENTED STAR TREK

>implying

REEEE GENETICS ARENT REAL ONE RACE

>drop phone
>unlocked out of it forever
Thanks Apple.

yeah im sure it doesnt :^)

We GoT now

>not send to a server
Apple win

>have to look at it to pay
Have fun looking like a fucking retard lmao

X X X X X X X X X X Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

WHAWWGHWPIAHHPIAJI;JAPSIOJFAEO[WOJ[MAWSD

HAHAH NO LAUGHER
APLLE BTFO

wifi and cell icons should have been combined

>1 in 1,000,000
>inb4 someone unlocks it with some paper mache face within a week

>Paying 2000$ for NSA spyware

its pretty fucking spooky

Good Goy. You can trust us.

Literally LG's logo

>Twins can literally commit credit card fraud easily now

wtf

what if I don't want to look at my phone to unlock it?

>Can't double tap home button to use Apple Pay anymore

Wtf is the purpose for this?

Steve jobs is not RIPing in peace rn

1 IN A MILLION

You're the retard, buddy boy

Made me chuckle

Who do you think funded it?

NSA now have 3d models of everyone's faces

APPLE INVENTED ANIME