..........................woah..................
APPLE KEYNOTE THREAD 8
lagdroids BTFO
(you)
Apple projecting tumor in your eyes
Say thanks to Apple!
Apple won
999
my old LG g4c had face unlock lol
..........woah..................... so this is the power of iphone.............
Apple is a joke
>turn on phone
>blind
Thank you Apple
>MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
>MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
>MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
>MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
>MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
MFW APPLE GETS SUED FOR FACE ID NOT RECOGNIZING A BLACK GUY AT NIGHT
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GUYS ITS AMAZING I SWEAR
BIG DEAL RIGHT?
PLEASE CAP
CRASHDROIDS BTFO
>1984
Average iPhone user is not going to be able to keep track of all those sensors.
YES
I CAN FINALLY GO LIVE IN THE BOTNET I MEAN CLOUD
PROGRESSIVE
garbage
N E U R A L E N G I N E
M E M E L E A R N I N G
8/X
NSAAA
Ugly as wallpaper
1/10. what a fucking waste of time
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA
>600 BILLION processes per second!
APPLE DEFEATED TIME
Why do people use this shit and TouchID?
It's literally 1984 shit.
>le NSA phone
Like snapchat filters weren't enough.
APPLE INVENTED 1984
ummm... my S8 opens everytime i look at it with no issues
why are they talking like they just reinvented the wheel?
ahahah where is the beard fag? it works!
H O L L Y W O O D
SAMSHIT BTFO
B
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F
O
X
6/10 would pump and dump
how is it going to recognize me when Im wearing my burka? fucking racist apple
How does ANTIFA use this phone while wearing the mask??
Can't use masks? APPLE IS FASCISTS!!
holy fugg it's secure, even ni/g/g/er can use it.
>FACE ID
BOTNET 2.0 THE NEXT GENERATION
>BLACK GUYS ARE STILL VISIBLE TO THE INFRA RED CAMERA
Can baddroids even cope??
it's encrypted, retard.
The feds are gushing in their pants right now
this is literally the microsoft kinect
GIVE ME YOUR FACE INFORMATION GOY
How long before they release an update to just set a password instead?
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what if you get into an accident and fuck up your face?
THE ALL NEW iPHONE X
Neural botnet face scanner that's always on and watching.
MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
>MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
>MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
>MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
>MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS
>NO GoT SHENANIGANS
>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys
>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys
>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys
>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys
>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys
>Totally not sent to a server guys
Totally not sent to a server guys
what about twins
How often do you fuck up your face
>DURR CAN I SEE IR????
WERE LITERALLY IN 1984 NOW
oh kek looking forward to that
3GS/X
this is how you lose your job at Job's Apple
Consumerists are ignorant retards. Watch them eat this up.
>can't even enable encryption
Into the trash it goes.
>Be Asian
>Spend monthly salary on new iPhone
>Get phone stolen
>Thief unlocks my phone
Rank you apper
brb testing face ID
AR
no data ever leaves your phone
Just like the San Bernadino shooters right?
le startrek memes xD
NSA will fucking love this phone.
LE SPOCK xD
"just use a passcode"
lol
haha star trek xDD im a nerd any1 else xdddddd
>that one guy laughing
>doesn't work for twins
APPLE INVENTED STAR TREK
>implying
REEEE GENETICS ARENT REAL ONE RACE
>drop phone
>unlocked out of it forever
Thanks Apple.
yeah im sure it doesnt :^)
We GoT now
>not send to a server
Apple win
>have to look at it to pay
Have fun looking like a fucking retard lmao
X X X X X X X X X X Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
WHAWWGHWPIAHHPIAJI;JAPSIOJFAEO[WOJ[MAWSD
HAHAH NO LAUGHER
APLLE BTFO
wifi and cell icons should have been combined
>1 in 1,000,000
>inb4 someone unlocks it with some paper mache face within a week
>Paying 2000$ for NSA spyware
its pretty fucking spooky
Good Goy. You can trust us.
Literally LG's logo
>Twins can literally commit credit card fraud easily now
wtf
what if I don't want to look at my phone to unlock it?
>Can't double tap home button to use Apple Pay anymore
Wtf is the purpose for this?
Steve jobs is not RIPing in peace rn
1 IN A MILLION
You're the retard, buddy boy
Made me chuckle
Who do you think funded it?
NSA now have 3d models of everyone's faces
APPLE INVENTED ANIME