Applel keynote 9
Applel keynote 9
Dylan Hall
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Justin Turner
ANIMOJI
Ayden Lee
>people think this looks good
Liam Ross
IT JUST WERKS
Ethan Bell
>a grown man making faces on screen
>current year
Carter Gray
Niggershit
Brayden King
No more sneakily checking you messages under your desk at work/in school
Hahahah fuuuuuuck
Carson Cox
GREEN BUBBLE FAGGOTS BTFO
GREEN BUBBLE FAGGOTS BTFO
GREEN BUBBLE FAGGOTS BTFO
GREEN BUBBLE FAGGOTS BTFO
Joshua Robinson
APPLE INVENTED FURRIES
Angel Flores
it just works
until you try to unlock your phone.
Logan Roberts
Rate my new phone case.
Gabriel Adams
>EAR JIGGLE PHYSICS
Ayden Kelly
White skin is so disgusting
Carson Campbell
WE GET TO ANIMATE POOP
Parker Butler
it doesn't even capture the gestures decently good
William Fisher
Can we get blackface?
Angel Rogers
TouchID is still better. One click and opens, while with FaceID I have to look at swipe and don't close eyes, look straight ahead. TouchID I usually unlock as I'm picking it up.
Dylan Harris
>snap stock literally goes up 2% off filters at the apple conference
cant make this shit up
Ryder Myers
>innovation
I feel sorry for Apple. I really do.
Chase Perry
POO
Jaxon Wilson
everything is a meme now
Tyler Russell
YOU FUCKED UP THE FORMAT
Charles Thomas
FaceID demo fail. Lmao!!!
Xavier Gomez
The future is poop
Josiah Nguyen
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
John Brooks
>tfw android user so I don't have to deal with people sending me this shit
Asher Lewis
I'm glad Steve isn't alive to see this
Joshua Evans
...
Anthony Carter
>This whole presentation
Well that does it.. I'm getting a 6s
Daniel Flores
POO
Ryan Bailey
oh no....
Charles White
APPLE WILL REVOLUTIONIZE YIFFING WITH ANIMATED EMOJIIS
Jack Gutierrez
Can I use the iPhone X to become sexy girl?
Adam Lewis
This is embarrassing holy fuck.
Nathan Clark
AYYLMAO
Ryan Price
Ru-oh.
Ethan Carter
APPLE INVENTED SNAPCHAT
ANDROID BTFO
Jacob Ross
DESIGNATED
Adam Wilson
ITS SHIT STOP POSTING THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Asher Phillips
How do I even watch this, do I really need an apple device or windows 10?
Tyler Walker
wow that was shit. Like mid 2000s webcam tech
Elijah Green
>tfw no news about zen based macs.
Anthony Perry
>animojis are prime examples of how shit their face tech is
>faceid failed on stage
>the wedge looks like shit against non-black
Matthew Parker
>that image set
so fucking good
Joseph Martinez
who?
Liam Sanders
Just why
Wyatt Ramirez
I unironically think this looks good and also pls kys
Landon Hughes
>being retarded enough to use fingerprint sensors
Brandon Williams
AYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO
Nolan Wood
freetards BTFO
Jace Wright
Welcome to meme economy.
Jason Cook
>All that technology and Animoji is what Apple comes up with
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
Cooper Morales
Use edge you stupid fuck
Julian Parker
I am concerned this keynote could end up giving me cancer, both physically and mentally
Nathan Fisher
...
Jack Butler
1299USD
Evan Gomez
What is his problem?
Brayden Howard
LAGDROIDS ARE LITERALLY THIS DELUSIONAL
Luke Hill
AYYYYYY LMAO
Noah Bell
>2.4 f aperture lets in more light
what?
Isaac Roberts
Forever staying on a SE
Fuck all this shit I want to die.
Dylan Parker
this is like that technology they use to conduct fake interviews like that one with julian assange
Daniel Price
I WANT TO GET OFF MR JOBS WILD TIMELINE
Dominic Anderson
Why is it bad?
Samuel Baker
What the Fuck are "deeper Pixels"?
Hunter Powell
Ayy lmao
Dominic Sanchez
and i'm free
free faaaalling
Jordan Scott
>its a "in order to make some useless feature work, apple gets rid of a feature people actually use" episode
sick of this rerun
Justin Brown
matias duarte, back in 2012 at the android 4.0 launch
Carson Baker
POO ENGINEERING CRASHING APPLE STOCK
>POO ENGINEERING CRASHING APPLE STOCK
POO ENGINEERING CRASHING APPLE STOCK
>POO ENGINEERING CRASHING APPLE STOCK
POO ENGINEERING CRASHING APPLE STOCK
>POO ENGINEERING CRASHING APPLE STOCK
Leo Butler
samsung ceo crying himself to sleep tonight
Henry Bennett
>implying I can't get your pass with a $5 hammer
Lucas Gomez
>no new macbook announcement
>have to wait till summer
Cameron Cook
Austin Martinez
I WANT A STEVE JOBS ANIMOJI SO I CAN SHOUT AT PEOPLE AND CALL THEM RETARDS
William Barnes
seems about right
Logan Baker
>mfw applel still doesnt have quick charging
Adam Thompson
Pixels that really makes you think
Juan Kelly
They are truly expanding to the Indian market
Jose Peterson
This
Bentley Perry
Who's the artist?
Grayson Rodriguez
im not feeling it :/
Joseph Robinson
WHO IS FUCKING READY?!
Jaxon Wright
Apple made a YUGE mistake...
>ANTIFA wear masks
>librul millennials are ANTIFA
>Apple demographic is mostly ANTIFA
Jaxson Sanders
cheers mate
Gavin Cox
>Linuxfags btfo
Brandon Wood
just fuck my game GUI up, senpai
Austin Fisher
>more buzzwords
>no specs
You can fuck off now Apple. And take your emotes with you.
Jace Jenkins
Get off my lawn
Leo Green
He knows he's getting fired after that face recognition fail, so he just decided to go full retard for the rest of the presentation.
Isaiah Parker
my stream died for 15 seconds
did anything cool happen
David Myers
is this the ultimate normie phone?
James Roberts
They can be lifted off trivially, and your fingerprints are permanent and you leave them everywhere.
Dominic Sanchez
how does one take a screenshot on the X?
Anthony Watson
Down down down
Nolan Walker
APPLE FUCKED THEIR OWN SHIT UP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Daniel Scott
Spotted the guy who bought Apple stocks before the reveal expecting them to rise because the new iPhone will actually be good.
Daniel Barnes
can you pick the point where ponyshit changed the game?
Jace Baker
Why have the le ebin oled screen so dim while demoing it after praising its brightness 2 minutes earlier?
Logan Mitchell
yeah this happens every time
already unloaded my apple this morning