I CANT SEE SHIT
I CANT SEE SHIT
Dominic Bennett
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Hunter Hall
also, new thread
James Morales
>1k for a phone
Cooper Morales
>starting from $999
Justin White
ONLY $999
Evan Rivera
ONE THOUSAND DOLLERYDOOS
Carson Johnson
>next decade
My fucking ass
Jobs is rolling on his fucking grave
Jason Morris
999 US DOLLARS
Sebastian Parker
>people can’t afford a premium device
Bentley White
Going under a thousand is probably going to pay off, even though it's still hysterically expensive.
Adam Martinez
>999 for meme learning, emoji memes, and crappy bezel placement
also
>horrifically fragmented product lineup
Isaiah Edwards
1K SHEKELS
Ayden Howard
256GB model is probably in the ballpark of 1200$
Jaxson Miller
STEVE'S DEAD
MOVE ON
Lincoln Robinson
STARTS AT ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS
Joshua Nelson
What the fuck was that tune though?
Mason Hill
poorfags detected
Kevin Kelly
999 USD = 1300 euro in yurop I bet
Jayden Morales
999 WHAT A STEAL
Brody Adams
I thought they would be showing something revolutionary, its literally just an iPhone with a bigger screen
Aiden Hughes
LITERALLY A FUCKING THOUSAND
Brayden Evans
"Buy my shit goy."
-wayne gretzky
-michael scott
-steve jobs
Adrian Ross
999 IS CHEAP IMO
Eli Ross
Specs anyone?
Robert Parker
>my mom is buying one of these 999 dollar phones
fucking hell she is a dumb fucker
Noah Rivera
>Starting at $999
>Starting
How can they keep getting away with this?
Josiah Russell
It
Just
Works
Parker Ramirez
For 1000 bucks I'll build my own phone.
Ryan Gomez
>£800 for iPhone X
Tim pls
Caleb Murphy
5" iPhone X when?
Gabriel Nguyen
No iPod. Fuck Apple.
What's the best iPod for just music Sup Forums?
Landon Brown
You can't lie their ads are phenomenal
Isaac Watson
The bezel is still too big.
Dominic Powell
6 cores, 64 gb or 264 gb
Benjamin Murphy
The prices in US are always before tax.
Isaiah Wright
>no dual sim
Cameron Smith
Go away Richie rich
-apoo
Jason Hernandez
You forgot
>temperamental face ID unlock.
Gabriel Baker
That means 1400 AUD at least, despite a much lower exchange rate
Mason Brooks
still not feeling it :/
Oliver Jackson
ONE MORE THING
Jaxon Turner
You can't fit all of the memes in just 5 inches
Zachary Young
BIONIC processor
SUPER retina display
Henry Reyes
>:/
Elijah Taylor
>the goyim don't even know and fall for it every time
Hunter Morales
The new A11 Processor, Apple Graphics and a Super Retina Display.
Ayden Bennett
HIGH CPU
MORE RAM
MORE MACHINA LEARNER
SUPER RETINA SCREEN
Caleb Lopez
Buy two
James Young
it's back to the 90's with Apple
Jordan Carter
yeah but even chinese phones can do that youtube.com
Isaiah Jackson
>999
To be tied to the Apple botnet
Kevin Martin
Didn't you heard the buzzwords? Are you poor or something?
Robert Adams
pick your poison
Isaiah Johnson
yep, rest in peace us.
Jayden Cox
HAS CRAIG BEEN FIRED YET
Jackson Miller
>me on the left
Gabriel Hill
SOMEONE SNEEZED. KILL HIM.
Jacob James
>>
Ryder Sullivan
Why nothing on battery life?
Josiah Davis
It would be pretty good if it was $299
Luis Moore
no iOS 11?
Anthony Thomas
SE
Luke Sanders
Wireless charging
Thomas Watson
6S GOAT
Ayden Hernandez
>literally 8 different phones on the market at the same time
Jonathan Myers
I choose… No
kia
James Cox
BIONIC!
Caleb Turner
>not having all the old ones already
Brandon Perez
they said it would be 2 more hours compared to iphone 7
Lincoln Hall
2 hours more than iphone7
Evan Ross
Steve would be fuming right now Tim, cause he's pissed.
Nathan Smith
They said something about 2 Hours more.
Camden Edwards
KEK AND HE DID TWICE
Lincoln Fisher
>half the audience is Apple staff
What a surprise.
Andrew Reyes
iPhone 5S/SE is the best iPhone design imho
Noah Jackson
>all these fucking models
Steve would've just announced the X model as the new iPhone and there would've been no 8.
Matthew Phillips
how big are iPhone 8 and X? will they have higher resolutions?
Kayden Flores
>JUST RECOGNIZE THE APPLE II TEAM, STEVE. THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA DO
>I'M NOT LOOKING BACK AT THE PAST, WOZ. THIS IS A PRODUCT LAUNCH, NOT A CIRCLEJERK
>2017 TIM COOK RECOGNIZES TEAM
APPLE IS DEAD
Matthew Cook
They said 2more hours than the iphone7 whatever the fuck that means
Wyatt Bailey
2 hours longer than the 7, whatever that means
Leo Gray
is the power button also Touch ID
or is it completely gone?
Jordan Sullivan
it's gone
Ryan Clark
...
Charles Sullivan
fuck gays
Nathan Long
>no band at the end
WHATS THE FUCKING POINT
Ian Scott
I still use my 6S
Parker Fisher
They'll just gimp the shit out of the previous models during the next update and force you to buy one of these new ones.
Austin Edwards
what a virgin
Alexander Smith
iPhone X feels like a tech demo. Like Apple said "oh shit out bezels are too big. slap something together." Then they threw added animated emojis and a $999 price tag. Seems expensive for a tech demo.
Jayden Mitchell
I'm not sure if they confirmed it but it seems that Touch ID is gone
Thomas Carter
Why do you need to know specs? Its an iPhone. Specs are for comparison, the iPhone has nothing to compare to because its in its own league.
Jonathan Long
>Half the audience works for Apple
wew
Bentley Allen
all employees, please stand up
>half of the room
so those are the people who have been WOOOOH'ing and clapping like crazy
Owen Thompson
They have your fingerprints, now they want biometric face data
Jeremiah Walker
It means 2 more hours, you retarded fuck.
Ian Murphy
Kek you stole my dubs and said what i said
Elijah Ross
LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME
Austin Cook
LMFAO what the fuck is this retarded resolution?
Nolan Sullivan
You know you are fucked when you have to pat yourself on the back.
Lucas Bell
What a disaster.
Normies will just buy iPhone 8