/brit/

Arabia edition

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korean pop

no not this

Jenna Haze 2bh lads

got a possibly female gf lads

you what pal

English girls 2bh lads

Which is your favourite, Nejd or Ha'il?

what the fuck does this have to do with /brit/?

god I fucking HAAAATEEE yanks

calling up the janitor right now

tbqh

Sup Forums went all out on KSI

>complaining about an asian girl and not the rasheed edition

nice to know anti kpoppers are pakis

got a this gf lads

yes korean pop has a lot to do with /brit/

trying to get over my fear of approaching girls

today i asked about 5 different girls the directions to places - this is a really shit way of trying to pick up a random girl

i walked up to a random girl said 'excuse me, can i talk to you please' and she was like ok what do you want to talk about?

>mfw

Sup Forumsksi

drinkin couple cans of cider and browsing the old brittubes lads

I mean what else do you do after passing the ol theory test

this 2bh

you're skating on thin ice yank

*ponders "If Rhodesia was still around, would they have social programs like a free Black gf by now?"

why?

Irish removal

gf just shaved all her hair off

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>tfw passed my driving test in 2008

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idk, I just know that Sup Forums went all out on KSI

imagine how cotch life would be if slavery was still allowed and encouraged

Me too lad, shame i've lost me glasses

*cracks a tin*

Inshallah lads fine day for a jihad innit

How, why, when?

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>excuse me, can i talk to you please
what the hell kind of first phrase is this

imagine that you are approached by a complete stranger and, usually, the stranger would have a reason for approaching you and would have a question to ask you

but instead, the stranger simply asks to talk to you

like what the fuck do you talk about nigga

I'm not surprised the girls reacted like that, they probably all thought you were retarded

it's like asking your brain if it could think

not a fucking krunt

idk, some lad in the last thread said that Sup Forums went all out on KSI which led me to believe that Sup Forums went all out on KSI

but this isn't Arabia, just Saudi Arabia

literally this

so these instagram models are escorts right?

exceptional post

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thats quite clever but 'excuse me, can i talk to you please' sounds very strange

that's a pretty neat shirt

ent to a "party" a month ago, repeatedly spilled spaghetti, meant to greentext sooner but better late than never (Spaghetti in post 2, background in post 1)

Background
>Uni student
>No friends but I have 1 acquaintance, really cool Polish guy who talks to me often (we were placed in the same group for a project in year 1, I don't know why he hasn't fallen into anyone elses friend groups)
>3rd year student, work placement, so no interaction beyond work throughout the entire year
>Get a message on facebook inviting me to barbecue (This was June, so 9 months of solitude), it was the day before his birthday, so I guess it was some kind of birthday thing

>Shower, change clothes (Tiger fighting dragon long sleeve shirt & black jeans)
>Leave
>Knock on the door
>Some really handsome guy who looks like an 80's surfer answers the door
>He has a killer smile
>Invites me in and takes me to the garden
>My Polish uni friend and an English guy who I've had a handful of interactions with are there having a chat (I also worked on a project with the guy at the end of last year)
>I get offered a beer, I insist on Cider
>Get introduced to my Polish friends 2 housemates
>They're both Polish and they're also described as "hipsters"
>The only guy isn't as good looking but still fairly attractive, they're both studying Architecture
>Start drinking, make some small talk about university
>Get drunk pretty quick and get really fucking chatty
>5 other people come by throughout the night

I said a lot of strange things with no regard for the flow of conversation

>Hey, have you seen 'Blue is the Warmest Colour'!
>I explain why it's so great
>Handsome Polish guy says he didn't like it but he did like the sex scenes
>I go quiet, I didn't like the sex scenes, I thought it was great love story

>Constantly make jokes about not bringing anything (I didn't bring any booze)

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kek

absolute banter

excuse me /brit/, can i talk to you?

okay this is the first bradley I've proper laughed at

POST MORE BRADLEYS

Talking about Game of Thrones
>The acting is shit
>Describe a scene I hated
>I hate it
>handsome Polish guy says Danery's has nice tits
>I disagree

>What DO you like user?
>uh....... (my mind went blank couldn't think of anything I liked)

Drink vodka
>say I hate it

Drink Whisky
>say I hate it

Talking about anime
>I LIKE YUGIOH ZEXAL!
>I HATE EVERYTHING YOU LIKE (SAO, Cowboy Bebop)
>HAVE YOU SEEN K-ON!? It's about these cute little girls!
>HAVE YOU SEEN MADOKA? It's about this cute little girl in a pink dress but it's really dark!

Used the bathroom 3 times
Pissed on his wall/floor

>Handsome Pole leaves the party to go fuck his gf in his bedroom
>Occasionally shout his name and look up at his bedroom

>Throw up twice in front of everyone

>Other Polish guy throws up
>I call him a bitch

Polish friend makes me some coffee to sober me up
>I say I hate it

>I fart repeatedly

>Repeat a couple of jokes

>Get drunk really fast

>I reveal some stalker-y details about myself (I know some stuff about the Polish guys hometown)

>I like UKIP, Nigel Farage is cool

>Inferiority complex
>Everyone else is rich
>I'VE NEVER BEEN TO LONDON

>Keep calling the girl at the party a bitch long after she's gone

>Insult taste in music
>They change the music to something I like

>Get convinced to steal some booze from my roommate
>Don't find much but keep pestering Polish guy to reimburse me for it

>Polish guy asks me if I'm gay

oh, I forgot to mention when I threw up, I started shivering and the English guy offered me his jacket

Earlier in the night he also offered me his chair, guess I looked tired/drunk standing up? or maybe it was clear I wanted to speak to the other social group since the Polish guys and uni student on our course were on opposite ends of the garden

Had a long sleeve t-shirt on
My friend commented on it, he said it was cool and asked for some details on it, I said "The dragon is trying to rape the tiger" or some stupid shit like that

a lot of car additive shit comes in cans like that. few months ago i got some oil leak sealant in a can. worked a treat too

yes, you may

commence

>excuse me, can i talk to you please
did you honestly not think that this is autistic

that video is 5 minutes long

ok what do you want to talk about? x

*said in grouchy tone*

WHAT?!?

>England?
>Australia
>Netherlands

We need more cunts

oh my god we're in trouble now lads. we're done for now lads.

GoT
>I hate Denerys etc
>Those are some controversial opinions, man!

This dwarf art student also turned up, it was pretty cool how the alcohol made me comfortable talking to him
>What do you do with an Art degree?

White history student possible from Qatar
>BUT YOU'RE WHITE!
>What do you even do with a History degree!

It was rap
My Polish friend liked Jay-Z, I said good rap is about social issues no gold chains and hoes
He asks me what I like
>I don't really listen to music
Eventually say I like Michael Jackson
>Changes music to some MJ

He brought up the music again later and asked if I liked it
>nope.jpeg

The whisky/vodka thing is worse because I was going on about how I thought Poles loved that stuff

>Go to my place to raid booze cabinets
>Female roommate wakes up
>"Could you guys keep it down, please"
>It's like 2am
>Leaving
>"YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY OTHER ROOMMATE, SHE'S WAS A REAL QT, SHE WAS POLISH TOO!"

When the other Polish guy asked if I was gay, do you think he was coming onto me? or was it just a reaction to me having female roommates?

When I was leaving,, staggering down the road, I shouted
>I'm not your clown!
I think I heard them laughing, not sure

My Polish friend repeatedly offered to let me sleep over, so that was pretty cool of him, he can't have been too offended by me but he did seem kinda surely towards the end of the night (during the Stalin remark)

>Birthday cake falls on the floor after I've gotten my slice
>I laugh uncontrollably

>Bear bottle gets occidentally smashed
>I laugh uncontrollably

These weren't too bad though and I offered half of my cake to the English guy, he didn't hesitate to accept which was really cool of him

There was a lot of weird shit I just blurted out, worse still was when someone didn't hear me and I repeated it
>I've got an AK-47 in my pants

no speaking english

Definitely reading these posts

gagging for parma ham

not reading a word of these

larry said you wanted to talk to me
have i been stitched up?

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/brit/? More like fucking /beta/! Nothing but utter weak-chinned faggots on here.

would unironically destroy

monarchy is just another form of religion

>gagging for parma ham

started drinking in the evenings at uni to relax, got too fond of it and just never stopped.

Also depression and no friends lol

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Obama btfo

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jesus i hope that's female

her arms are fatter than mine

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>gagging for parma ham

become a campaigner for the lib dems lads haha

gonna fuck me getting a job in the civil service but frankly i want to hold the government to account to make sure the manner in which we leave the european union is managed as fairly as possible

jesus i hope that's female

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good lad

are you fine if you don't drink for like 3 or 4 days? please for the love of god don't start getting hammered every single night for years or you'll end up trapped like me and it's fucking horrible

>binary genders

*stares at you quizzically*
*laughs nervously*
*raises an eyebrow and looks at the floor*
*sighs in bafflement*
*looks back up, you're still there looking at me*
*purses lips, shakes head slightly*
*briefly grins, does a short sharp burst of laughter*
*shrugs*
what do you want? *resumes grinning with a 'dude-ur-so-retarded' look on my face*

See you there tomorrow lads?

*gets brought together*

having a go

me on a ciggy break

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>gender
he said female you fool

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heard you wanted to buy this parma ham

I just get some cravings, no other problems.

Seems Belfast has officially caught the Pokémon bug. Went for a dander today and ended up in the town. I'd say 1 in every 6 people was playing Pokémon Go and loving life. Ended up sitting with some chink girls, a chink lad and a blonde-haired, green-eyed Irish qt. After the chinks fucked off, we went on a Pokémon hunt for a few hours. It was really nice.

I'm quite taken with this Pokémon Go business tbqh lads.

uh, yeah of course, user
*walks out of sight and throws your invitation in the trash*

>tfw driving down the road on pokemon go
>suddenly spotted a pidgey
>pull over fast and clip kerb
>guy in other car looks at me judgementally

he knew

getting a report from a so-called expert from the so-called islamic state about so-called honour killings

desperate for the loving embrace of a female

gay bastards

gf is recently deceased

this interview is better, the reactions are better
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Lads, does the asda delivery guy ask for ID?

I don't leave the house enough to bother with a passport or provisional

the 8 year old? :|