Just heat my shit up

Just heat my shit up

Any chance of a conversion into units appropriate for the 21st century? ta lad

60-lukewarm
70-warm
80-hot
90-hot
100-really hot
110- extremely hot

70 = 21
115 = 46

60=15 C
70=21 C
80=26 C
90=32 C
100=37 C
110=43 C

Plus probably 60%+ humidity

>global warming is just a liberal conspiracy guys!!!

Invokes a smile in my lips to see all those Rep*blican states MELT

Your country invented them, dickface.

Those states have been that hot for centuries. Dumb Finn

>im in the green
southern shits btfo

>The Ohio valley again is one of the hottest places on earth
On top of being one of the worst places on earth to have allergies I think it's time for me to get the living fuck out of this fucking shithole.

THERE IS LITERALLY
LITERALLY
LITERALLY no reason to live here.

And I thought it was hot here.

>road to st. louis

I already suffer and get lethargic at 30°
This map looks hellish.

>tfw black car
>tfw it feels like 105F right now

Kill me.

its hotter than lebo piss

those states have been hot as balls since the beginning of time friendo

Are you in Louisville or Cincinnati?

It was hotter than this in 2012. And the record for tomorrow was in 1800s. Nothing new.
Kek, all the humidity went northward.

Based Pacific ocean is keeping us cooler

Fuck you, commie.

just did

t. Cucked by 4 years of drought

America is africa confirmed

New york is on same lattitude as marakesh

Thank god for central air.

tfw when working concrete in 110 degrees and can't afford ac

>Fahrenheit

It's a more human system

100 F= Really hot
0 F= Really cold

100 C= Dead
0 C= Kinda cold

...

This, you can get a better feel for the temperature instead of using a larger scale. Celsius is retarded

Sup Iraqbro.
Do you watch anime?

when i was a kid (no offence)

The entire state of New York is on the same lattitude as Iberia

>mfw I utility locate

We also probably invented fedoras (along with just about everything else), but no one but Americans continue to use them.

>yfw yellow zone

>35 degrees today
just kill me desu

Isn't anime absolutely Haram? Would the Sharia police stone you if they caught you?

there is no shariah police

Weather does not equal climate.

Finnish education, everyone.

>I'm leaving for Virginia tomorrow for a Civil War reenactment
>Going to be wearing a wool uniform all weekend in 110 degree heat

Holy fucking balls.

Sorry for all the bombs disturbing your animus back in the day.

Idaho?

I think there was a Winter Storm Watch or something up there yesterday, what the fuck

>Iraq
>having police

Half the reason ISIS spread so easily was the fact that they were actually enforcing any rules at all. Sure, they were a tad bit Draconian, but that's besides the point.

It was 38C on Mallorca today, it felt almost like a sauna. I cant wait to get home.

T. Nordic tourist

Are Somalis used to that kind of heat?

105 right now boys

I would imagine that Tyrone, why are you asking? Want to learn more about your heritage?

86 here lads

Nah, m8, that's what books are for. Say you got quite the mouth, is that from all the black cock that's been shoved in it?

T. Brad Jackson 3% Sub-saharan african DNA

t. Bashar al-Andalus

3% is still less than you ahmed

That's a bold statement coming from someone whose wife's son has 50% Somali DNA

But I am 100% European unlike you mixed breeds

I am 100% European too, dumb Pedro. Go speak your homosexual version of Spanish someplace else

Can't we just get along?

Ethiopia isn't Europe

Fuck off Tyrone

Fahrenheit was actually a Dane. And the only flaw in his system is that his wife's body temperature is slightly hotter than average for humans.

The "As Balls" system is the best for measuring temperature.

I live in Arizona and I didn't get a sunburn all year until I went to San Simeon. It was less than 70 all day, and I didn't realize the warm feeling on my neck was my skin burning instead of just warm air. I do like being able to sit outside without sweating, though. I guess I picked a good week to not be in AZ.

This is why Americans have AC and like ice in our drinks