Have you ever stolen or shoplifted something Sup Forums related?

Have you ever stolen or shoplifted something Sup Forums related?

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Give it back, Dyrelius.

no because my name ain't jamal-tyrone de-la-taniquanishka

I've read about people scamming amazon to get free shit but I'm too scared to try it. Would be nice to get a free tv or something.

No because that's a fucking crime and crime is for niggers with stolen iPhones.

stop being poor faggot

He's probably not even poor. Just a fat smelly pedophile need who spends all day long using linux and watching children's cartoon shows.

As long as you have any kind of job at all you can easily save $100 or more each month by cooking instead of eating meals outside every day.

I did it for years. Got a few thousand quid worth of free shit.
they've cracked down on it now though. You can do it once or twice before they ban your card.

No and I don't plan to.

This, some nobody slav on hooktube living off patreon can save enough for multiple vacations, and he just posted his poorfag cooking.

Nice projection there lad

Stay cheeki breeki my friend.

I once torrented a thing purely for evaluation purposes before I bought the actual product.

That's not theft you moron. No physical property was ever stolen.

How do you do it? If I buy a GPU and say it was empty when I opened the package, do I get the money back or a second GPU?

You can say it was empty but it helps if you say the seal was broken and resealed. Or you can just say it didnt turn up as long as its not tracked.
>do I get the money back or a second GPU
It varies. Sometimes I've gotten a refund and other times they've sent me a replacement.

I think you claim you didn't receive the package (I.E. someone else stolen it)

the 19th century called to ask about this definition of property that you borrowed but never returned

Does it work if the seller is Asus or does it have to be Amazon?

We have to leave a signature when we take the package unless there is a trick

yugioh cards and beyblades at walmart and similar large stores

I think you have to try and get a refund through the seller first but if you cant Amazon will usually issue a refund IIRC

No, because i was raised to respect the property of others

Can't you use a fake signature and later claim it isn't you?

Crime is for niggers and I'm white.

They ask for ID, then you leave a signsture that matches the name.

That's it Jamal. I'm calling the cops on your black ass.

I have never had to sign for Amazon.

I pirated Ubuntu does that count

I'm in Germoney

Nope, not even once. Besides, aren't devices de-facto low-jacked these days? Phones have IMEIs and everything has MAC addresses so it'd be easily done. The hitch would be the invasion of privacy because then your name would be tied to a physical hardware address now. Hope I didn't give the NSA any ideas..

I'm in the uk and they just ask you to sign. No ID

No but I stole a lighter once as a kid because I needed a birthday gift for my uncle.

I stole some earphones once. Ironically I ended up working for the same store I stole them from about 6 years later.

Literally worse than Hitler.

I did by accident once. I ordered a gpu that was marked as delivered by ups, but i didn't get it. I called ups and they said that shit was delivered with a signature and all. I didn't get it, so I called amazon and they emailed me signature image that was very obviously not my name. They sent me another one. About a week later a neighbor come up and says they got a package that was supposed to be for me. I'm not sure if they stole it or what

Yeah. My milf neighbor panties. I love to sniff and fap

Stole stanley blade knife from school
and as a kid some aux converter plugs.

>UPS delivers to the wrong house
That's on UPS, obviously. And your neighbor for not being a little diligent at the time.

This

Amazon has no fucking input if ups fucks up, and shouldn't be held accountable

It's actually your fault for the mistake happening, especially since Amazon let's you pick the method of being shipped, so any mistake fall on you for being too poor/stupid to pick a decent method, and you honestly deserve to lose your stuff if you make poor decision

All of you faggots trying to steal shit are gonna rot in prison one day

in this day and age of surveillance cameras, theft from retail stores may not be the wisest life choice

how can she walk like that?

I have stolen quite a bit, but usually from pieces of shit that deserved it.
From stores the only things I have taken is food (Like eating shit inside of Walmart.)

Yes. Shitloads, but that was years ago.

Stole a pack of earphones each time I did my weekly shop several years back. Did it for about three weeks and sold them on for about 10% more than what the shop was selling them for. Only did it because I needed money at the time.

>Reputable delivery company fucks up and delivers your shit to the wrong house
>Somehow it's the buyers fault for a delivery companies fuck up

Trying to understand your logic makes my brain hurt

Same way she walks around with poo in her huggies all day

I stole a pencil case and a lot of Parker pens and stationary when I was a school teen. I wanted to steal Filofax but they were always in from of the till in the stationary store

>an arraignment of code aka an idea aka not a tangible item being """"stolen""""
>legitimizing thought crime
Your mom called; she said to be in bed early tonight so she can make extra throbbing on my knob to pay the electric bill you middle schooler logic tier piece of shit

not black so no

kek

No. I only steal sex.

I once stole a car USB plug since I wasn't going to pay 6 bucks for it. I even accidentally had it fall out in front of the cashier and she was trying to get me to confess, but I just playing dumb and acted like it was a coincidence they sold the same car plug I had brought into the store.
That was fiver years ago, and I'm too much of a pussy to attempt to do anything else.

I torrent on a regular basis, and I guess my family's rule of always refilling fountain drink before you leave the restaurant has gotten me threatened with the police a few times.

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>Crime is for niggers with stolen iphones
fgt detected

>Defending a company for delivering your purchased product wrong?

wow ur a fgt, but I guess thats why you post here

I stole from Amazon once. Shit was a bit nerve wracking because doing stuff like that is a serious felony where I live. It's so easy to do, especially on an order with no tracking. I've never stolen anything before that.

prove him wrong

>protip: you can't

I did it with some hd600's, just said it didn't turn up, then they let me refund or replace.
I didn't sign for it cause I was out and it was just left on the doorstep. I've only done it once though, probably a bad idea to do it regularly

Microcenter used to have really relaxed rules about returning items without a receipt.

I spent the bulk of the summer just going in on random days and taking the most expensive coolers and shit off the s shelves and bringing it to customer service for store credit.

Built my first pc that way. Got away with over 1k of shit before they caught on.

Did you get caught, or did they just change their policies?

I'm Mexican and some dude dropped his iPhone 4 on the bus one day. I picked it up and ended up returning it to him. He even gave me a little tip as a reward.
Sadly 99% of Mexicans will keep it because LOL FREE THINGS

When I was 5 or 6 I have stolen some coins from my neibghours shed. My dad asked me to get some tool or something because he and the other guy were bros. So I went there, took the tool and then noticed this old can with some coins in it, it was maybe 2$ worth. I still feel bad when I think about it.

I used to work at Geek Squad/Best Buy a while back and would steal things out of the recycling. Was super easy. We all liked dicking around with recycling stuff when it was slow, and the management didn't care what we did with it as long as we didn't steal it, so we would take towers or laptops over to our side of the store and take them apart and put them back together. They never noticed if parts of recycling went missing though. I would take laptops, desktops, and all in ones from the recycling and take them apart in the back of our section of the store, then put them back together after I took the HDDs, RAM, Wifi cards and CPUs out of them. I would always check tablets and phones for micro SD cards. A few times someone recycled a laptop that I knew I could fix, so I just games the loss prevention into thinking that I brought it in with me at the start of my shift and they never questioned it. For those who don't know, most Best Buys use a sticker that's labeled with the date you brought the device in to identify it as yours. They put it on when you enter the store and you can't remove it until you leave. I would always just buy a soda or something, have the loss prevention people mark it with a sticker, then take the sticker off after I drank the soda and put it on whatever I wanted to take home from recycling. Got an Asus gaming laptop that had a pirated copy of Windows on it that someone had just recycled like that. Also an old Toshiba W7 laptop and a HP laptop that needed an OS on it. I also found a tablet that someone had recycled because it wouldn't turn on. I power cycled it and it turned right on, so I stuffed it down the back of my pants and covered it with my shirt and brought it to my car on my break. It was really easy, not sure if it still is.

Shoplifted in junior high dozens of D&D modules in junior high from a couple of bookstores.

Shoplifted porn mags in high school from one of the bookstores by reaching around the door into the adult section without going in. It was totally random what we got. A lot of times it was weird fetish magazines like girls in white under clothing showing hairy pussies

Stole adult videotapes in high school from a video rental place by reaching through the security barrier. Again completely random what we got.

Asking for ID is very typical of
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Asking for sigs is very typical of uk.

In freedom land amazon drivers just throw the packages out the truck window as they drive by. If it lands on your doorstep, great! If not, no sweat.

When I was 5 I shoplifted a Dora the Explorer game. Not sure what I was thinking, in hindsight.

stole a game gear from a store when I was little. They had it outside the case and on a shelf because it was a big box with multiple games. I just opend it and stole the game gear.

Threw it in the garbage though, relized that I couldnt explain how I got a $300 toy and would of gotten shit from my parents.

When I was 5 I stole some candy from the grocery store. My Mom brought me back to the store and made me give the goods to the manager and apologize. Never stole anything since.

thunder thighs

Me and my friends used to gank DaoC 30 day codes from the local Media Play. Also found out the magnet strip tool from the Blockbuster I worked at also worked on the games at Media Play. When they closed up shop I couldnt help feel like it was our fault. Poor Media Play...

We used to buy these gasoline engine powered airplanes on controller strings that hold the controller and spin while the planes flies in a circle on the string. You control the altitude with your wrist.

We'd get two of them and two of us would stand so that the planes would be at the same spot but going the opposite direction every loop. When we got lucky and they hit head-on they would often just explode it a parts flying everywhere.

We'd then gather up the parts and return them to the store saying they spontaneously broke apart.

We would this around a dozen times before they caught in and wouldn't take the returns any longer.

Used to take the security sticker off the back of D&D modules and stick it to some random persons jacket and shove the book down my pants.

I would advice against it. If you sign and then claim it wasnt you you will be flagged by delivery company and also amazon. You can do it once and get away with it on relatively pricey item but YOU will be flagged as a scammer. And they will be keeping an eye on you.

The trick is to have a delivery person leave the item in a safe place. Now most delivery people are overworked and constantly in rush and paid by item delivered.
I had an expensive laptop left by my front door in an open porch. The guy also signed for it(a big no no). I could have easily claimed it was stolen and gotten away with it.
Another time I was about to report some cheap crap from amazon as missing/not delivered then i though let me check under the bush that is like 10 feet away from my house. And there it was, sat there for two days.
Yet another time I got a card through the door saying that my item was left my neighbor, but which one? I have tried several and no one had it, then one of them also had same card left on that that same day, with no information. In the end and after like a week and calling customer services 10 times we found my and my neibhors items. Some old lady literally 30 houses away had them.

Pretty much everytime I could have claimed item lost and gotten a replacement because even if they investigate its delivery company at fault.

I used to shoplift a lot. Now I dont. I just do it about once in a month in large jew stores and only little things for survive.