/v4/ Back to classic edition

Seras is still best girl tho

wake up slackers

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Maybe. Tell us more about yourself

átok

so far a quality thread

half an hour to work and i still have to shower
will i make it?

yes

ir just spray some shit on you Italian style

drying myself in front of the pc atm
peed in the shower to save time but i'm not sure it's going to be enough
i will keep you posted

drank an energy drink
brushed my teeth, bag's all packed

keep posting

my morning emergency showers
>pee
>brush teeth
>shave
>actually shower
and with drying all under 10 minutes

well used time

I heard that brushing your teeth soon after drinking/eating actually fucks up your teeth and you should wait at least 30 minutes

kurva életbe
my shirts are either dirty or in need of ironing
there's one that i only wore for an hour or two yesterday
it doesn't smell, so it's alright to wear it, yes?

have to be

Yes also I always
>piss
>shit
>brush
>drink water
All in the shower and I'm never late

no stains/smell = good

did someone see you in that shirt?
is it easily recognizable by patter or something?
if yes then don't wear it for two consecutive days

welp good for you user
but I lack essence of cum in your story and stronger implication of drinking water from the bottom of the shower

>shit
you're not serious
r-right?

>this logic
>9 am
>faggots have taken over already
I hope you're grill

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nice fifth column you got there Choco. Get fucked

>he doesn't shit in shower
what are you
a pussy?

it's excremely common thing

i didn't wear it for work, so they didn't see me in it
i really like that shirt
it has a nice khaki color and a thick fabricaccording to its tag it's part of the Dutch navy uniform
it won't do though, i put it on and it's slightly crum,pleed

i'm really supposed to wear a shirt today, but i think i'll have to settle for a polo shirt

I'm celebate you dirty whore
Say that to my face again little bitch

>using more than one word to describe clothing
more like /v4/: /fa/ggot edition

a fucking purple polo shirt, that's all i have ready
time for a nice brisk walk

>roaches chimping out and being ungrateful bitches
nope, nothing new here
also
>Union of Turk-European Democats
top kek

why don't you catch a Pokemon while you're at it you horse fucking mongoloid

nope
corporate

>how's Tim performance? I'm thinkg about giving him lead of project A
>he's great although I'm seen him wearing same shirt for two days last month
>heavens, what if the client noticed? ok Tims out then. what about Jim?

I actually have few identical shirts and I have to remember what I wear yesterday so that I don't wear identical yet completely clean and ironed shirt again

neat polo might be suitable
it's Friday and summer
although if you are supposed to..

I fucked up that post but its readable anyway I hope

>judging an employees performance based on what he wears
western degernacy has gone too far

they don't want the company to lose money or prestige because losing prestige means losing money

I know it

zabijcie się

>it's excremely common thing
laughingcheetah.jpeg

it's obviously not the only factor, but he's right
if you are dealing with clients, everything has to be perfect

You know, it's astounding how little I know about Czech Republic amd Slovakia, even though you're my neighbours.

Tell me something about yourselves

...

>have three suits
>keep them clean
>interchange them
>profit
as a client I don't care if JimBob is wearing the same thing but if he's making me money and doing the job

0906
bossman was already in, having a glass of water and some small talk with the co-workers. which is fucking weird, he usually doesn't show up until 1000

i'm allowed to wear whatever i want on the other days, but Fridays are very ceremonial
we dress up nicely
we do reports
lunch together
boss has a few words in private with everyone after lunch
we go home early

also the girls bought a laminator that they want to place in my room
always with the useless office toys

a heat binder
a mobile canvas for when we can't use the conference room (conference room is always free)
a whiteboard that they only use to draw smileys on
a heat binder when we can bind printouts with a spiral binder and even they admitted it's much more practical than the heat binder
a second espresso maker because the old can't make 8 coffees at once

you didn't gib rosomak

are shit and permanently butthurt eot

no cultural exchange between Sarmatia and Lower Wendlands

what's your job?

>a heat binder
>a mobile canvas for when we can't use the conference room (conference room is always free)
>a whiteboard that they only use to draw smileys on
>a heat binder when we can bind printouts with a spiral binder and even they admitted it's much more practical than the heat binder
>a second espresso maker because the old can't make 8 coffees at once
comedy gold
I feel you

your Fridays looks nice though

I'm CIA

I have 9/10 gf who is my slut
I drink beer everyday
I got to cottage in weekend
I love complaining
I am best at everything

>not waterboarding with style
savage

>>with style
I would recommend the FBI for sissy faggotry

>excremely
I see what you did there.

New invention? I've seen it already earlier in my village at Franta's house

kek this is spot on

I love taking shits
They burn so good

you're doing it wrong

im going to moravia a small town near ostrava
rate

How so?

magyar cigany

/v5/ now includes new zealan ok

people online can be different to irl, aren't you wary?

>Ostrava
this keeps getting better and better

yes
not ostrava its shit regards me

well good luck

why not. the more the merrier

also what do her parents thing of a turk coming to visit their daughter?

>if pranic energy exists, how come that over the billions of years, no bacteria evolved a mechanism to utilize it?

Do you think this might convice my dad that this breatharianism is bullshit? I am kinda runing out of arguments as he dismisses everyhting like true believer...

if your father believes that bs, there is no hope

this to be absolutely honest

>imblying he would "believe in evolution"
kek
good luck m80

Czech Republican is a cool guy

am probably going to stay with them
and people say v4 is not kuk'd

>breatharianism
is this some new meme?

indeed my newly-acquired bro

>am probably going to stay with them
>probably

What are common topics of discussion here?

whats for breakfast

thas big snek :DD

not(sic) weather
mostly banter among V4 countries
current affairs
the fact that v4 is most normie-ful general
grils
autists
beer
food
work
V4 cities
V4 life in general
gymlife
and recently gymlife in pokemon sense

the usual

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babka

But that's a rabbit

Very informative information
thanks

quickly lads s7 edge or 6s plus?

>meet regulars pastebin.com/G6WzszJz
there's new one somewhere
it has expired but some godanon somehow revived it and reposted it but I lost it
>mfw he explicitly asked us to bookmark it this time so we don't lose it again
oops

edge

If shes ugly it doesnt count.

Also

>Ostrava

I have it saved in notepad :^)

if you have to ask then 6s plus for you

fuck i hate taking dumps after drinking too much

she's a qt

>if you have to ask then 6s plus for you
i'm pretty good with technology (programmer) and running the latest remix os on my ultra fast oneplus everone on /g and xda are jerking to while irl using this phone is just a huge pain in the ass and im very close to throwing it out of the window, so yeah I conciser either switching to ios or choosing the best android

v4's always informative
very informative
some might say even TMI level of informative
in fact I personally believe that V4 bears more information than the DNA of my gfs yeast infection I carried over on my dingus

>this thing
>qt
wew, czechia thats like a very good example of 3,5/10

I would fuck him at this point being honest with you

this
even more so among v4 girls

seriously wtf

/v4/ is the cancer Sup Forums doesn't deserve or need, but it's still essential to its survival

kek, you'll fit in alright zeabro

don't make me use it polan

I hate tanking dumps after showering desu.

Also anyone else getting moles on their body when they spend time in sun? You are not white if you do not desu

>/v4/ is the HERO Sup Forums doesn't deserve or need, but it's still essential to its survival
ftfy

>qt

Ayyy

use it to kys if you think it's qt :3

niggers gtfo of my thread, this is what a true pale qt looks like not ur eurogyaru tanned shits

rí 2 d max t b h

and gtfo