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fuck elves edition

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vote hillary
keep that madman racist out of office

t. Dumb stupid orc

girls are cute?

Miss riding around serving train 2bh

Don't miss fiends blowing up my phone

Match made in heaven

Realized my D&D campaign is shit lads.
Need to re-write it before we start playing.

t. elf sympathising scum

I'm sweating just laying in bed from the heat

I hate life, I hate summer, I hate you

Fuck is that flag on the right?

>tfw AC
get rekt pleb

Have you ever uh been stiffed at work?

GODDAMN FLIPS GET OUT OF MY STATE

REEEEEEEEE

*raises paw*
"nothing purrsonal kit"

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pinoy flag

Extremely good posts

Delet this.

The most powerful race

Add some hot drider babes with big 'ol spider titties m8

LATVIA'D

Better question
Have you ever gotten an irresistible stiffy at work?

who /otherkin/ here?
*raises paw*

Get out australia, gtfo

t. 2 pack flipboi

No they're not

So on my way back from fenway I saw something I never fucking saw before in my life.

An obese transgendered person on a "mobility scooter" ON A TRAIN.

That wasn't even the worst part, they parked the scooter right in front of the door where people get on and off and refused to move when the train stopped. I saw at least 5 people miss the train because it refused to move.

Never saw anything like it before in my entire life buds, it was truly a sight to behold.

average american

t. nickle sack aficionado

All the time.

i wonder if the flippines would be less of a shithole if the japs hadn't destroyed all the infrastructure we built there

i cannot for the life of me remember what stiffed means

why didn't you speak up then you pussy

God Save the Queen

sex haha

We need to rethink our concept of leaf "worth".

REV UP THOSE OVENS

Because I was already bathing in human soup, I didn't feel like getting into an argument with somebody who clearly has no shame on top of that.

hahahaha xDDDDDDD

no thats not right
i wonder if i give a shit what happens in squinty shotholes?
only asian country i like is mongolia. japan is eh because i like anime
other than that fuck chinks

so sorry you had to experience this
how was the smell?

Wish I could learn the vulcan nerve pinch.

ironic shitposting is still shitposting buddy

The villains in my story are a group of Drow elves that worship Lolth.

the day she dies will be the best day on Sup Forums ever

HARD ON
BONER
WOOOOOOOD
FULL STAFF
AT MAST

There is literally nothing wrong with drows
t. viconia

average american website

Immortals can never die

youtu.be/vC8gxuQQLxc

>tfw you'll never have a trap house full of fine black bitches cooking crack for you

I don't really have a sense of smell 99% of the time, but even to me it was fucking horrible. But mostly because it was the subway in boston right after a sox game. The entire place was fucking jammed pack and you could feel and taste the human soup in the air. It was disgusting all together. There wasn't a moment you didn't have somebodies armpit in your face

Not everything has to be an argument, you simply say to the trans person 'hey, do you mind moving your scooter out of the way a bit so people can enter and exit the train?'. Obviously everyone else was too beta to do anything, so you should have been a man and taken charge and at least attempted to help your fellow train riders..

They want this to be successful so badly.

reptilians*

Drider

Tittays

Average american tourist

to get stiffed means you dont pay up what you owe retard

>your man

youtu.be/1_-J-3j5IbI
How did Jeezy survive this?

Pretty sure the Queen will outlive all of us.

>Obviously everyone else was too beta to do anything
No they weren't. They asked, tried to get around her and she didn't even acknowledge they existed, it was just looking at its phone the entire time while sitting on the scooter

>tfw won't die in my sleep tonight

What she say's makes sense though.
I don't get it.

She is about to transform into her natural lizard form

more like your mam amiright

Dieu protège la reine
De sa main souveraine !
Vive la reine !
Qu'un règne glorieux,
Loin et victorieux
Rende son peuple heureux.
Vive la reine !

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>not even 2k shares
OHMG PEOPLE ARE GOING CRAZY AND SAYING THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS WILL DISMANTLE THE PATRIARCHY HOW BLUEPILLED DO LIBERAL'S HAVE TO BE TO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ?? BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE THINKS THIS AND HAS REBLOGGED IT TO THEIR TUMBLRS LOOK AT ALL THOSE COMMENTS!1!

Pretty sure the royal family is a blight on society

I want to jack off, but I cannot choose
Bad context amigo. It also means getting hard too as well here, asshole.
But we say getting a stiffy

hello Sup Forums peasants
king of the land here ama

*bows to you*

they tried really hard
at least this shows that trying to stir up social justice controversy as the sole basis of your movie doesn't work, at least not for another decade or so.

Jeezy's last lick of fame was when Gucci Mane shot his goon lmao

>No they weren't. They asked, tried to get around her and she didn't even acknowledge they existed
why didn't you clarify this in your initial post, now i look stupid :(

This is the land of the free. There are no gods and Kings here

Average american fetishist

Average american comment:
where do you think you are?

I believe Sony paid them to write these article; something in the leaked emails among production staff.

good man
well to get stiffed almost always means not paying what you owe if youre not a pillow biter

>Go dig your homeboy up I bet he can't say shit
:flames:

sorry I guess

Tell me about your campaign lad, I just killed a character tonight by accident (he was a gnome so no real loss)

*abbos to you*

Obama has eternal respect for Her Royal Majesty

it's supposed to make you think

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OH ME NAME IT IS SAM HALL

haha because black people are apes! get it!?

Welp, no one uses that anymore anyway here. People say screwed or fucked over.

why do people worship the old hag known as the queen of england?
she does nothing of note

Hello, Sam Hall. I'm Sam Hyde.

>at mast
Its 'at full mast' you fucking retard

Dont insult apes like that

Sunglasses at night: faux pas or fo sho?

quasi-nationalism

>when an American tries to comprehend culture and history

>mfw an american thought he was morally superior on a chinese shitposting forum for autistic people near me

For the record the Queen holds many titles but "Queen of England" is not one of them, and no such title exists. Queen of the United Kingdom would be the most common title.