I apologize on behalf of the Japan the this shit game is endangering the people around the world

I apologize on behalf of the Japan the this shit game is endangering the people around the world.

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Thx

don't feel too bad, it was created in America

Thanks niantec

Fuck u Japan can't claim credit for this game

It was made by Americans who just used Japanese shitty characters

People are gonna get tired of it really soon, there's really not much gameplay.

my sister travelled across the country to catch a pokemon

not even joking

There's nothing dangerous about the game as long as your country doesn't have niggers.

which one?

Anyone who goes wandering in to a really bad neighbourhood, a minefield, traffic, etc., trying to catch imaginary animals, DESERVES to die and we are better off without them.

How many days did that take?

>we

i was too ashamed to ask
she went to the seaside to a catch a pokemon and came straight home

i don't get it

This. Same thing happened to Miitomo will happen to Pokemon GO. It will most likely last longer than Miitomo though. Probably it will take half a year at best for people to get bored of it.

water pokemons are great i would have too

>I apologize on behalf of the Japan the this shit game is endangering the people around the world.
stupid jap
that game is made by an american developer

british countries are small it takes a day max

Water pokemon are everywhere, I live in the middle of the country and they spawn all over the place. Water, normal, and grass/bug are all over the place.

Traveling across the country isn't that much of a big deal in little countries like yours though

It takes me 3 hours just to get into the city where i live

About as big a deal as going from east coast to west coast in NZ.

still in Antarctica waiting....

3 buses for 2 hours and then a 4 hour train ride
if she went to the seaside for a visit i would understand but going through all that for a pokemon is beyond me

Is this Darwinism in action?

it's created by America Hiroto-san, Japs won't make game that make the players go out of their room and walking.

The gubment my contract them to do that.

Just got home from Shibuya. I can say that PokemeonGo failed in Japan

edition.cnn.com/2016/07/20/health/bosnia-pokemon-go-landmine-warning/
Stay safe bosnia bros

the best story is how a pedo in american was trying to woo a little boy outside the courthouse he got tried at

needless to say, they remembered him

what's your rarest pokemon?
mine is a blastoise

Sometimes people get for the right reasons. Encouraging people to go outside in a way that they enjoy is a very admirable accomplishment.

Which is more than I can say about most japanese games

nothing wrong with this game

gengar is the rarest I have that has high enough CP to be viable

This game is cancer, I hope more people die playing it

Scyther, his CP is shit though, and I don't know how I'm supposed to get enough "scyther candy" to power him up

>endangering the people around the world.

more like endangering blatantly retarded people

did a favour to the world

This

And then they will add other monsters, features etc. It won't fail simply over a year
My colleagues are fucking over 40/50y old and they play this, this is the kind of people that will be bored quickly but not younglings

shitty battle system

I have a Kabuto. I haven't seen anyone else with one

I wanna be the very best..

like no one ever was...

TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST

TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE

Are you that Argentinian research guy? I saw you post on a flagtism thread

very good
now apologize for war crime

hm....

>endangering the people around the world.

You mean endangering stupid people.
The first known death attributed to PokeGo was in some 3rd world shithole where the kid walked into a ghetto and got shot by gang members.

Heck, the only serious injury related to it in Australia thus far was a girl had a branch fall on her while she playing, so its not like she walked into traffic or some shit.

You literally have to be part potato and paying less than zero attention to the world to injure yourself playing it

what warcrime?

>made by american company
>We arr solly about rhis game Nippon apoligezes nagasaki harakiri banzaaii

>normalfags getting killed because of negligence
Good riddance, they can go fuck themselves.

>cant look at my phone in pubic out of fear someone will think im catching a pokemon

fuck thats when i read the news

Not popular in Japan?

It's good because you can bait them at the pokegym that belt them with a baseball bat

>> No more c-u-c-k-s, commies, socialism plain and simple

Only the strongest survive, we want, conservatives, authoritarians, fascists, etc...

Man I wish someone would try that, most people just yell from their cars. It's funny the first few times but after awhile it just gets old.I'm starting to think my country is full of pussies who are afraid of starting sit without a gun.

venonat and jynx

I've talked to a lot of qt girls because of this, I've already hit my normie quota for the year

Charmander

>can't log in because japanese are fucking the servers
>there are 3(three) lures in my nearby park

fuck

>got sick of studying for graduate school exam test
>stepped outside to stretch
>ended up walking 12 miles (18 km????) in the dark catching pokemon
>ran into half a dozen people doing the same

how do you know there are 3 lures if you can't login faggot

>I've talked to a lot of qt girls because of this
all the girls I have seen playing this game are too young for me, girls I usually talk with aren't into nerdy things
JUST

i'm in on my tablet but i can't log in on my phone

I haven't seen many teen girls playing this, it's mostly females in their 20s that start convos with me when I'm in line or at the train station.

maybe it's because I live in a shit-boring town

I honestly hate all the Pokemon past 250. When they flood he game with new Pokemon I'll just revert to trading to get the original 150

I saw a hell of a lot of people playing it when I went home,it seems iffy as fuck at the moment though, but that might just be my phones GPS

But user, the third gen is the best after the first one.

Rape of Nanking
Unit 731
etc.

Alright as long as the Pokemon don't look like household objects they threw eyes on

my phone is too shit to run this game

That wont be for a while, I'm more interested in how they'll deal with the legendary/mythic pokemon. I bet the fucking cunts will leave them all as event only pokemon in Japan.

It held all 10 of Japan's top trending topics on twitter for something like 8 hours.

I don't know what issue made you call it iffy but yeah the game has some problems. 3 step issue still hasn't been solved and it crashes pretty frequently,

CP2417 Dragonite on Yasukuni Shrine says 中国万才!
it means banzai(hail) china.

kek

>catch a pokemon
to make her phone display a picture of a pokemon based on arbitrary rules
if she collected stickers with pokemon she would actually have something
in this case she collects nothing more than a database entry

Korean play PororoGo wwwwwww

the experience is what counts with this game, it has made me check out a few coastal suburbs in sydney over the weekend I normally wouldn't ever go to

ended up having a fun time shopping at a lot of mum and pop shops while catching shit at the beach as well

Japanese government released this guide for playing Pokémon Go ⊂((・⊥・))⊃

>implying this isn't some sort of malthusian plot to kill 90% of the world's population

Believe it or not there are parts of the world that are a little safer than your favela.

It's natural selection, we need to thin the herd of the sort of human waste that find this dross interesting.

I say good, spawn the pokemons in military bases, dangerous neighbourhoods and busy intersections, anyone who blindly follows their phone around like that deserves to die.

How do you battle on this game?
Is it like pokemon stadium or like completely another game?

No it's okay Japan you guys got me on local news

I'm FAMOUS

it's not turn based

you just tap the screen

Ehhh traveling across your country is like a quick drive to alabama from here though

That being said driving to Alabama to catch a Pokemon would be hilarious

>and you masturbate regularly looking to a flat glass screen
The experience you hippie. Augmented reality is a bliss. Can't wait for what else we will have in the future.

Augmented reality porn will literally be the end of humanity

everyone knows koreans created pokemon GO don fool us park jin yeol

Be glad, this game is a textbook example of letting natural selection do its deed and kill of the stupid people who don't look up from their phone even once when playing this game. I saw someone almost get run over by a car and he didn't even flinch, he just kept walking even when the car honked at him.

He didn't even look up from his phone, and he crossed the streets when the traffic lights were green.

Electabuzz

Average CP and impossible to find any candy

true.
an American gave the whole idea. and Nintendo just lent him the characters.

these

>across the country brit
>not having you own car

war crime
>germany

Did anyone actually die from it

So she went on a day trip?

That's significantly less impressive.

>doesn't include trainer battles
What a fucking waste, could have gotten 10 times bigger and more successful. Everyone will have forgotten about it in 2 months.

The whole fuzz about the game feels like this episode from Star Trek.

youtube.com/watch?v=I3ih-sm6hxA

yes, i posted this some days ago

I finally found out and caught Zapdos.
please canguratulate me with that.

What's your up/down speed?

It's darwinism. If someone is stupid enough to walk off a cliff or go down a dark alley and get robbed, just because they were preoccupied with their phones, they probably deserved it.