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sluggy puggy poo pies
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
bit uncanny valley
is the whitedem on the end that church shooter?
unironically quite like what prince of persia next to dylan roof is wearing
doubt i'd wear it myself though
I'm on that good kush and alcohol
still can't tell if the neck is photoshopped
gunna get me hair chopped in a min
cba tho
I'm listening to Alex Jones as I work.
looks like janny has the day off
This explains the comments about the British army being drug smugglers from earlier
youtube.com
morning you filthy animals
I don't think that was me.
heard he's still on paid holiday
still creasing at the yanks that 'raided' us and then got bantered back to /cum/
They literally are incapable of handling bants, you'd think their Anglo blood would do them some favours but they're too far gone
Oh another dago was going on and on about the british army smuggling drugs. Bit sad. Carry on lad.
Training day mate
*harpoons you in the bunghole*
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;^)
>that one lad who had tons of pictures of very young schoolchildren.
Sad that they'd even raid in the first place. Sadder that they put their depravity on full display.
Poor form chaps.
got a nose bleed
guess it's that time of the month
is she okay?
what happens next?
Well that's a shame.
I'm just sitting at work doing basically nothing because it's a really slow day. I don't see why anyone would say that the british army is smuggling drugs, wouldn't that be a job for someone like the british DEA or something?
She get shagged with a strapless dildo
Seen this video before. VERY good taste.
my third from the right
Got a cute gf lads ama
runt life.
and then?
all the people
so many people
You'll get over her
post a pic
your hand doesn't count faggot.
>doing
I came and turned the video off
And they all walk hand in hand, hand in hand in their Runt life
Nah sometimes she watches me action post on here so don't want someone to randomly repost her
then what did you do?
post your todger then mate
Drink tea of course.
And thank the Queen Her Majesty for the kinky porn.
How many girls have you fucked in your life lads?
Stuck on four tbqh.
stuck on 10 desu
ah yes the girl in the high heels is an expert, I try to aim for that pressure point when fighting too
stuck on 192 tbf
zero
i did fuck one in a dream once and it felt very real, am i still a virgin?
Five
I feel like I can die happy.
can't get past 0
A hot 2
It's a round number.
Very round.
Circular.
Zero.
How do you guys do it?
I literally did go and make a cup tea after muh morning wank lol
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
0
ah yes, that's better.
she turned into a lesbian later in life so maybe I am on -1?
I put it in the pee hole and she left, does that count as one?
I lie to every one of them.
I usually just wait til girls fling themselves at me. I'm pretty shy and bad at iniating but also decent looking so I can get laid quite regularly
Eleven but eight of those were Tinder sluts which shouldn't count.
Just to get the first few times in and build up your confidence it's good to lower your standards (not too much, but a bit) and just go for the girls who will find YOU attractive instead of those you'd go for in an ideal world. It will help you learn to deal with women in general.
wow two trips in a row
testament to my truthfulness
One and I'm still with her
h-haha...
>just go for the girls who will find YOU attractive
haha oh yes those girls I'm on it haha
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No I mean the desire to be with women. How do you guys manage it? I can't seem to be interested in them, I'm addicted to computers.
mommy don't count
>mommy
FOY
wait what is this? molyneux is muslim?
normies, I can smell them...
It's a meme ya dip.
Sup Forums really likes to make "rare" Stefans, there's plenty of shoops
>Muslim
I'm wearing pic related today.
NOT
22
not even memeing
Yes he is an imam as well. The arguments in the Quran convinced him.
AN
so
many
people
ask
me
how i do it
ARGUMENT
I can believe that, when I was extremely thirsty and first got in Tinder I fucked eight sluts over six or seven weeks before getting bored.
Hookups are so easy any determined lad could get huge high scores.
Do poo pealanders not realise they are basically australians with no criminal genes?
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less wogs too
More Maoris but
There's nothing like listening to some asmr and binaural beats in the morning to decalcify that third eye eh lads
isn't poo peeland a lefty shithole?
better climate too
2bqh them embracing that funny dance is a bit silly. You'd think they were the ones conquered
for now
get your hands off my penis
0
had loads of gay sex though
poo
wank
not as bad as europe
Just read up on weatherspoons
Cannot believe you lot have pub chains that's fucking ridiculous
On shit like the environment
i have to remind myself that's true sometimes 2bh man, i'm fucking terrible with women, have no clue what to speak about, am not funny or anything. being slightly above average looking and not retarded about social cues has done me good so far
wish i could do tinder and pulling and stuff, memes about being a manlet have got in my head and fucked with my confidence haha
If we didn't have chains pubs would be packed and a bad enviroment
bit gay that
aye, what is worse is that they complain the "traditional pub" is dying in the uk
Get your own general scottish bastard