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/fa/ edition

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sluggy puggy poo pies

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

bit uncanny valley

is the whitedem on the end that church shooter?

unironically quite like what prince of persia next to dylan roof is wearing

doubt i'd wear it myself though

I'm on that good kush and alcohol

still can't tell if the neck is photoshopped

gunna get me hair chopped in a min

cba tho

I'm listening to Alex Jones as I work.

looks like janny has the day off

This explains the comments about the British army being drug smugglers from earlier

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morning you filthy animals

I don't think that was me.

heard he's still on paid holiday

youtube.com/watch?v=ZsXjCp_f1h4

still creasing at the yanks that 'raided' us and then got bantered back to /cum/

They literally are incapable of handling bants, you'd think their Anglo blood would do them some favours but they're too far gone

Oh another dago was going on and on about the british army smuggling drugs. Bit sad. Carry on lad.

Training day mate

*harpoons you in the bunghole*

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;^)

>that one lad who had tons of pictures of very young schoolchildren.

Sad that they'd even raid in the first place. Sadder that they put their depravity on full display.

Poor form chaps.

got a nose bleed

guess it's that time of the month

is she okay?

what happens next?

Well that's a shame.
I'm just sitting at work doing basically nothing because it's a really slow day. I don't see why anyone would say that the british army is smuggling drugs, wouldn't that be a job for someone like the british DEA or something?

She get shagged with a strapless dildo

Seen this video before. VERY good taste.

my third from the right

Got a cute gf lads ama

runt life.

and then?

all the people
so many people

You'll get over her

post a pic

your hand doesn't count faggot.

>doing
I came and turned the video off

And they all walk hand in hand, hand in hand in their Runt life

Nah sometimes she watches me action post on here so don't want someone to randomly repost her

then what did you do?

post your todger then mate

Drink tea of course.
And thank the Queen Her Majesty for the kinky porn.

How many girls have you fucked in your life lads?

Stuck on four tbqh.

stuck on 10 desu

ah yes the girl in the high heels is an expert, I try to aim for that pressure point when fighting too

stuck on 192 tbf

zero

i did fuck one in a dream once and it felt very real, am i still a virgin?

Five
I feel like I can die happy.

can't get past 0

A hot 2

It's a round number.

Very round.

Circular.

Zero.

How do you guys do it?

I literally did go and make a cup tea after muh morning wank lol

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

0

ah yes, that's better.

she turned into a lesbian later in life so maybe I am on -1?

I put it in the pee hole and she left, does that count as one?

I lie to every one of them.

I usually just wait til girls fling themselves at me. I'm pretty shy and bad at iniating but also decent looking so I can get laid quite regularly

Eleven but eight of those were Tinder sluts which shouldn't count.

Just to get the first few times in and build up your confidence it's good to lower your standards (not too much, but a bit) and just go for the girls who will find YOU attractive instead of those you'd go for in an ideal world. It will help you learn to deal with women in general.

wow two trips in a row

testament to my truthfulness

One and I'm still with her

h-haha...

>just go for the girls who will find YOU attractive

haha oh yes those girls I'm on it haha

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No I mean the desire to be with women. How do you guys manage it? I can't seem to be interested in them, I'm addicted to computers.

mommy don't count

>mommy
FOY

wait what is this? molyneux is muslim?

normies, I can smell them...

It's a meme ya dip.
Sup Forums really likes to make "rare" Stefans, there's plenty of shoops

>Muslim

I'm wearing pic related today.

NOT

22
not even memeing

Yes he is an imam as well. The arguments in the Quran convinced him.

AN

so
many
people
ask
me
how i do it

ARGUMENT

I can believe that, when I was extremely thirsty and first got in Tinder I fucked eight sluts over six or seven weeks before getting bored.

Hookups are so easy any determined lad could get huge high scores.

Do poo pealanders not realise they are basically australians with no criminal genes?

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less wogs too

More Maoris but

There's nothing like listening to some asmr and binaural beats in the morning to decalcify that third eye eh lads

isn't poo peeland a lefty shithole?

better climate too

2bqh them embracing that funny dance is a bit silly. You'd think they were the ones conquered

for now

get your hands off my penis

0

had loads of gay sex though

poo

wank

not as bad as europe

Just read up on weatherspoons

Cannot believe you lot have pub chains that's fucking ridiculous

On shit like the environment

i have to remind myself that's true sometimes 2bh man, i'm fucking terrible with women, have no clue what to speak about, am not funny or anything. being slightly above average looking and not retarded about social cues has done me good so far

wish i could do tinder and pulling and stuff, memes about being a manlet have got in my head and fucked with my confidence haha

If we didn't have chains pubs would be packed and a bad enviroment

bit gay that

aye, what is worse is that they complain the "traditional pub" is dying in the uk

Get your own general scottish bastard