We, the British, could have owned the world in its entirety

>We, the British, could have owned the world in its entirety

Fucking mainland scum

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>couldn't conquer europe
>think she's big

>Couldn't conquer a tiny island right next door

Stay cucked, Pierre

what is 1066 keeeek

You won a battle, nice, very nice

HOWEVER

HOWEVER french kings ruled england for several centuries...........
>b-but it was just a won battle
that denial

you are in full denial mod m8

Stay cucked brit bong ;^)

why do you keep spouting the Agincourt meme then

>Three surrender monkeys implying their shithole ever stood a chance against brittania

Don't forget who saved you in ww1 and 2, froggies

Britain was good at maritime supremacy only for about 100 years. Whereas Britain military performance in earthy theaters has immemorially been a shite.

And yet little englanders gave it all up for free aspirin and false teeth

>Here comes Frances little bitch
And? At least we done it. Suck my knob ya cunt

murrica

in WWI it was our french generals, your best performance in WWII was to cross the channel back to your shit island so damn quick

Reminder that you turned your attention to the third world because you were cucked out of the real prize that is continental Europe
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_England_(1326)

Not really
Even at your prime, your army was still weaker than French or German

...

He's not wrong you know. Even in Victorian times the British army was tiny and the larger numbers were made up of recruits from the colonies. Britain's strength has always been cunning/perfidy and its naval might.

>i-i can't hold facts, so let's presume i'm smart and post a pic i copied

So we are stupid for fighting smart and using others to fight for us? wew lad
>i-i can't hold my clay, its OK, I'll just wave my white flag and the anglos will come to my rescue

Typical brit bong.
A horribly executed good idea.

Was never implying that lad. I was agreeing with Hans about the strength of your army.

> Horribly executed

Still the largest the empire the world has ever seen, and likely ever will.

And yet they still couldn't beat us. Sucks to be inferior like them.

I was just saying you never were a military hegemony like Roman Empire or USA, for example

We were militarily superior to the roman empire. The USA is on a whole different level.

yeah, of course, because of technological advantage.
But Roman Empire was the undisputed strongest military power at its prime, while Britain never acchieved such a position in the world

>We were militarily superior to the roman empire
are you pulling this out of your memegic hat bong?

>cunning/perfidy and its naval might.

You have defined the issue perfectly, sir

Yes, we did.

I honestly disagree. Spanish Empire had more clay

no, conquer australian desert was not an undisputed strong military power move, kek

No, never.
For example, you could do nothing against Napoleon but hide on your Island.
Only with the help of Germans and Russians you managed to beat him eventually

European countries were always better in Earthe.

Britain was only good at pirating and looting coastal cities

Well it took you AND Spain to fight us over in the new world. How pathetic are you? Lmaooo

We decimated your pathetic little armada, shitskin

coming from the country who has never been able to won anything when he was fighting alone.

Probably because you and your shitskin pals ganged up on us. Typical slimy frog, can't fight fair.

tbf the yanks have no other superpowers to compete with and they havent

le indochina face

lmao oo french 'people'
anything worse than them and those dirty spaniard cunts? great colonies guys hahAHh!!

considering they couldn't even beat vietnam, they couldn't beat a superpower anyway.

>we

are you the storm?

also:
>decimated your pathetic armada

we did the same with you, desu xD

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cartagena_de_Indias

>A horribly executed good idea.

to be honest, it makes me kinda sad seeing how such a great Empire as UK is slowly beeing reduced to an irrelevant shithole

>Irrelevant
>Speaking our language

You underestimate our influence, Hans.

this irrelevant shithole has just started the collapse of your little european project
how does it feel just being a safehaven for sandniggers? thats literally all germany is now. your soldiers train with sticks and you pump more money into the eu than youre making. your whole country is still suffering from white guilt all these years on , and on top of that germans arent even having kids whilst your paki friends are breeding at 3x the rate. talk about irrelevancy, germans wont even exist soon. cheers lad

speaking american language, you mean?
Your culture is slowly beeing overtaken by your former colony.
You even have shit like black lifes matters in your country now

'no'

we are speaking american langage, you share the same

nice meme
but while you are slowly turning into a balkanized, irrelevant shithole, the rest of Europe is building a new world power with the biggenst economy in the world

if we were speaking american language, we'd be speaking spanish.

checkmate.

Ever since William you ARE frogs you idiot

The only original Brits are Gaels

>black lifes matter

Jesus lad. You're importing millions of Arab men to pump your women full of cum. It doesn't get any worse than that.
You're speaking English, frog. ENGLISH. lmao, you're just a mere colony to us.

its not so bad, life is pretty good

>Tfw we never got an universal monarchy under a geneticly stable Habsburg Monarchy.

We were SO close with Charles V on the spanish throne.

Only France would have had to join as well and it could have been glorious.

You mean Cherokee.

I agree that mass immirgation is a big problem now, you are allready where I don't wnat us to go due to your colonial history.

Seriously, we are basically just generating what you and the frenchies fucked up.

>american language
nice memes
british english is more widely spoken, literally the UN uses British English

just giving you a (you) since it seems to be mandatory for french posters.

nope, spanish.

YOU are OUR upside down colony
French was the international langage before americans became that relevant, we didn't switched because of england.

good thing Britain has no problem with its "asian" population then

>Not Iroquois

are you really in denial that english is only relevant because of America?

>Not Quechua
>Not Nahuatl

Fact.

Also you were nearly as perfidious as the english and way more war-mongering than us.

Funny how people forget that.

I guess its the same reason you got the surrender-monkey meme on your back or that awfull WW1 game in which you are not a part of but the murricans are.

>his country isn't a continent
dance for me peasants

>Brits in full denial mode that they haven't just been island French people this whole time since they were cucked 1000 years ago

>the famous British humour

At least our media don't hide it under the rug

wtf?
they have hidden it successfully for several years and the parents of the children got arrested for pointing it out.
I seriously dont understand how you can defend this shit

Well....

Your government did, also you got worse censoring laws than us..even though they try to remedy that here.

At least nominally you value free speech, which I admire.

>Mfw Bongs still don't realize it was us that cucked them out of their empire

if by "world" you mean poor people fighting with sticks you are right
inb4 predictable shitposting

>French teaming with heretics and infidels.

shameful

You lost to the much weaker version of said country that couldn't beat Vietnam tho

It was the price for you helping them out in WW1 and 2.

They basically paid you with ALL their advanced military technology as well.

Together with the stuff you got from us and developed on your own it cemented your technologically leading position in the world of shooty-bang bang.

Yeah, back then it actually mattered.

Still wierd as hell that a CARDINAL led his catholic king and country to fuck the Habsburgs up because of fear about "Muh world-monarchy".

>Just because nearly all of europe was nominally HRE...

I never understood how you managed to cuck them out of all their colonies and they still remained your best friends

>Europeans taking credit that isn't theirs and blaming people for problems that are their fault as usual

Today must end in Y

>getting cucked so bad that you befriend the bull

>Hispanics can't be white
Well meme'd

Stockholm syndrome. We're the bull in this relationship

Explain where I am wrong with this.

You shure got yourself into the position you are today by your own work, no doubting that.

>cucked
Topkek. You worship an Englishman, friendo.

The British Empire took off only after you Were granted independence

Why do you think Victorian Britain is so highly revered? They could focus on Asia after they let you go

Most can't but it's irrelevant anyway. Hispanics are the Irish and Italins of this century.

Well, your "hispanics" are different from actual spaniards.

In general you have totally fucked up racial relations in your lower class and ideas about race.

I fear we are on our way to artificially create that by importing foreigners like that.

I don't disagree but I'm still not really concerned about it, only that the ones that come here help contribute and don't leech of the system like so many others.

>You worship an Englishman
Wut

britain is pathetic
you're a paki colony
britain is too sad to even hate

Aciquring India was more an accident than anything else desu. Once they came out of the Napoleonic wars, they suddenly realized that the EIC foudn that they had a whole subconient at the crowns disposal to exploit.

Isn't it true that peole still stick to their own "race" and try to create a thing about their "heritage"?

Also ethnic mafias out of the Bazoo.

I think you need to be huge dicks to minorities again or they wont integrate correctly.

It's relevant because of the British empire
it remains relevant because of America
dont delude yourself

They didn't? Losing america ended the first empire and only after that could it become what it went on to be

Yeah, you were relevant in the past, i never denied it.
But you are irrelevant now and we only speak English because of your colony

not really we (and probably other former colonies) learn British English in schools

You may, but the former empire and much of the world speaks English because of the empire