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new meme edition

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cara

korean pop

*becomes janny and deletes the thread*

what's the meme called?

carling craig?

Air show soon lads

Might take up islam lads

gf wants to masturbate together over the phone in an hour

Never done this before I'm fucked how embarrassing

better wear your safety helmets we all know how they go down there haha

I'll fucking slam you mate

They do it over the sea here

Means they can do fancier stuff as if they crash they don't kill people, just fish.

>online relationships

here come dat propet!

oh shit PBUH!

Sitting on the bus, ridiculously cute Spanish girl wearing hot pants just came on hhnnnnngg

Rate the gf

Considering a luncheon.

how do you know she's spanish?

pics

Stop being such a bender and get on with it

ayy lads

just got on the bus lads
bit warm out still so I've got my shorts on x

AAAHHH YES, also known as "driver couldn't be fucked to deliver your package and went for lunch instead"

fucking WANKERS

Going to make an official complaint and make sure this driver is put out of business. Do NOT mess me around. I am the god of hellfire.

Nice legs?

She's speaking Spanish in that strong Madrid accent

>mum, dad, this is my gf's avatar

hahaha twat

i teared up a bit..

Looking very handsome today in my cardigan and cargo shorts

Yeah really smooth and tanned

OK hands up!

Everyone put your (you)s in the bag and no one gets hurt!

>prawn cocktail

there's some creepy guy on this bus who keeps looking at my legs then typing away on his phone

>strong
>madrid
>accent
what does this sound like? are you the dual citizenship lad?

All me

howling

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Might have a very degenerate wank, any tips?

This post directed to a post#62431861.

ah...
no

I've worked with Spanish people, people from Madrid have a very distinctive accent.

P I C S

How's Megan doing mate?

Piss porn is my fave. I've only been with one girl who was into it, was GOAT taking a piss on her in the shower or during sex

eating a chicken salad lads

>Should I be on my guard
>No, I'm a man who drinks tea

Hmm

No, creeper pics are not worth the risk mate

*places on a balaclava*
*begins hacking the internet*

ahh fair enough, always thought it was the neutral one 2bh but i guess i've only spent a long time in madrid, andalucianos or catalans you can clock from a mile off aha

can't think of any new gimmicks

how do people drink coffee

its disgusting

>mods thinking they're any less worthless than jannys

Poleaboo is still here and SHE always will be

phrasing came out badly
not: "lol i've spent a long time in madrid but what would i know right"
more: "madrid is the only place i've spent any long amount of time so it seems neutral"

going to fucking disembowel the UPS man

caffeine is worth it

>walk into restaurant
>wash a pile of dishes
>demand they give me a free lunch
>they tell me to get out

What's with (((professional))) Youtubers?

Poleaboo agrees

It just tastes like water

I like the smell though

spanish, italian and portuguese are mentally illl

they gather outside my fucking house every day like its some sort of fucking social club and play on their shit bongo drums and make """"""music""""" with their beer cans till fucking 2 am

i would rather have 9000000 pakistanis over 1 spanish

What?

She's alri.

stop posting about my gf there please thanks boss

Anyone know where to get full videos from OlderWomanFun.com?

what's this "poke mongo" ive been hearing about ???

tried piratebay?

what the fuck are you on about

Tfw love the smell of coffee but hate the taste.

decent reason for brexit lad, you'll get what you wanted

want an ivanka gf

Lookin a bit chubby

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Just woke up heading straight down to the fobties

I'm gender fluid

FLUID

>Arthur fails at hanging himself
>Tommy tells him to use a gun next time

WEW

I'll show you gender fluid

*wanks on you*

Can't find any torrents

Really want the full videos because they're perfect in my eyes, can't sign up because it's a yank site.

sounds like a right laugh 2bh

what are you talking about

Hao deer yoo

you could try asking on /t/ or /r/

put the gf on silent treatment for three hours

haha lads

pokey mango

Peaky Blinders

ebin
simbly ebin

Yeah will give them a shot

I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS IMAGE

I just watched Ace Ventura Pet Detective and it is really offensive to the trans community. It should be banned.

...

NEED a Portuguese gf

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mans at work *jeez*

EINHORN

IS A MANNNNN

haha!
Got you!

Do NOT NEED a youtuber gf

haha

Just had a look at my arsehole lads and desu I feel sorry for any bird who has to go near it

give me a hotblooded anti prod clisare gf

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>letting girls near your arsehole

You should be banned

dunno what to do for the next 2 hours before work boys

clean/organize your place

>watching the royle family
>see caroline aherne lighting on after the other

perhaps I should quit

remember that dexter's lab episode that had no dialogue until the very end?
what was that about