What language does the Federation program their star ships in?

What language does the Federation program their star ships in?

Other urls found in this thread:

reocities.com/connorbd/varaq/index.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

reocities.com/connorbd/varaq/index.html

gentoo

Bash

Brainfuck

arabic

LMAO.
Just imagine a Klingon sitting on his terminal, programming away day and night. I bet he gets bullied a lot.

>needs to update software
>gets a wrench and pulls out some wires

90s star trek was wild

oh I dunno, military encryption, simulations. targeting - could be a pretty honourable profession

They probably rotate people out of the battlefield.
Like compulsory military service, but the reverse.

Just when you think you've seen it all, but I guess it's not that surprising.

Aww fuck, it's probably Java, isn't it?

Javascript, with Electron for the front-end.

lisp of course
vulcans prefer haskell
klingons use something like c but more fucky
romulans are locked in to c#
borg just have forth implementations/interpreters of everything
ferengi love php and think it's the best thing ever

How anthropocentric are our computers and programming languages?
Would other intelligent alien races ultimately come up with very similar things (trivial difference abound) or something totally different and thus far unthinkable for us?

none, they describe the program to the computer, the computer makes it
It's not that they cannot program, it's they have made so much advances in AI

It would be designed by AI and would be unreadable to humans without the appropriate interpreter.

Faggot Klingons, like Warf's son.

D and FORTRAN

Then who programmed the AI?

Better yet how much memory would a Federation starship need? I would assume terabytes to them are the same as bytes to us.

BASIC with an extension cartridge that adds starship functions to the language.

Noonian Soong

touche, nerd. touche

dicks and vaginas

JAVA, federation is enterprise quality.

>implying battling a computer and shitty compilers whilst drinking bloodwine isn't quv as fuck.

>What language does the Federation program their star ships in?
Implying they'd use anything other than machine language.
You don't achieve unlimited processing ability unless your software is written to the wires.
They have computers to program computers.

They exclusively use assembler. In the future we learned that new programming languages were just memes so we created better tools to manage source code.

Because the hardware they're using is extremely advanced their version of assembler looks and behaves like C without undefined behavior.

People only use higher level languages for programming AI and even then they can get something like Haskell to run at blazing speeds.

Well considering the fact that they only ever refer to subroutines I doubt it's OOP trash. Probably God-Tier C and the operating system is unix.

anyone who uses the word 'assembler' is a giant brainlet / pseud

kek

>JAVA, federation is enterprise quality.
underrated

>languge
spoken English, and they program their chips directly.

>Computer, Crysis is not running properly in terminal 1. Please increase the performance by 50%.

RUST

PHP is the language of the future

They program in Hoon on systems running on Nock executed from Arvo.

>Haskell
It runs pretty fast already. If you don't optimize your C and write Haskell-y code then you get within 10% of C speed.

The very idea of a programming language is anthropocentric. It's to make machine code easier for us.