Kurwa it's high time to clear some misconceptions you illiterate mongs could have about the Polish language and its...

kurwa it's high time to clear some misconceptions you illiterate mongs could have about the Polish language and its spelling

W = V, just like in FUCKNG GERMAN
SZ = SH
CZ = CH
Polish has SIX VOWELS, SIX
the only diacritic signs are OGONEK (ĄĘ, it's NASAL as in PORTUGUESE or FRENCH), KRESKA (Ź, Ń etc) and KROPKA (Ż)
POLISH IS NOT SPOKEN WITH RUSSIAN ACCENT
POLISH WOULD NOT LOOK BETTER IN CYRILLIC
POLISH IS A REAL LANGUAGE SPOKEN BY APPROX 50 MLN PEOPLE

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is that so?

Psh-s-s-s-shhhh!

Why should I learn Polish?
Dont you guys speak English/German anyway?

>Sz = Sh
>Cz = Ch
Why

Nobody gives a shit faggot make more witcher games.

thanks for the lesson kurva

Nobody cares about your gay ass faggot language. This board should be limited to the manly Germanic languages.

wkhrzjdczty

please say this: krwieszsziczwszwak

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nice voice

>Germanic languages
>manly

m8, take it from another Germanic speaker, Swedish must be the most effeminate language on earth.

Only German is manly, when barked like the nazis did, those days are gone too. English isn't Germanic. Romance languages sound way too perfumed to be manly. So I guess the only real manly language are the Slavic ones.

What about Portuguese

What's up with 'RZ'?

Why are Poles such massive attention whores?

Portuguese sounds like Russian, thus manly. The only exception for the Romance languages.

pronounced "ż"
looks like this because in every other Slavic language its equivalent is "r" (our rzeka vs. anyone else's reka)

>3 different ways to spell Ž

dla czego

>what is Danish?
>what is Dutch?

So 'y' is basically 'ы'/'õ', right?

Polish y is pronounced the same way as Russian ы indeed

Inferiority complex.

Easy tip how to make a polish from any slavic language:
1.Take any slavic word, for example let's take "dobry" (good/kind)
2. Put zh, sh, ch in any random place so it sounds retarded. Dobzhy
3. Congratulations, you have polish word now! Continue with other common slavic words and you will get the whole language.

Do you think Danish and Dutch sound manly? Or do you agree with me that generally Germanic languages do not sound very manly. (our dialects, that's very different though, those developed naturally amongst peasants mostly)

I keep hearing that 'Ł' is like 'W'. Is that true or is it just 'Ł'='Л' 'L'='ЛЬ'?

actually in polish dobry is written and pronounced as
...
wait for it
dobry

>So I guess the only real manly language are the Slavic ones.

But that's a misconception. Most Slavic languages sound melodious if anything.

youtube.com/watch?v=C3hjat-CHe0

Russian Л is indeed Polish Ł and ЛЬ is L

for Russians Л is the default sound, for us ЛЬ

u wot I swear it was W

Who are you trying to ruse, januszek? I played the whole witcher 3 in polish, I got sick by these dobzhe, barzno, jenkuyu and kuuuuuurwaaaa.

in modern Polish pronunciation Ł is basically the same sound as English W

conservative, pre-war Polish used the Russian sound, after all out languages are related

wysczszczszdz

Ł is mostly similar/same as English W. Maybe you mixed it up?

>ЛЬ is default
Why are you stealing stuff from german that hard?

Poland is crap. I shat on your cunt as I did on your mother's head earlier on. Fuck you fucking polaks!

Medieval thing, we wrote like that till 15th century too

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dzien dobre

...

Behead those identifying as a polak!

Dobry is the adjective, dobrze is the adverb.
Also "dobrze" is used as an "ok", hence why you kept hearing it in Beдьмaк.

DAILY REMINDER

>It's v not w
>It's š not sz
>It's č not cz
>It's ř not rz
>If you drive a truck, pay the fucking toll instead of going through rural areas

I agree, it looks much better

rz sounds like rž, not like ř

historically western slavs followed the ř autism

fortunately we and slovaks discarded it

postuj papiez

Does 'y' just kinda bounce around between being 'ы' and 'и'?

Yes, I know, that's my point. You just had to turn this word to one with sh, zh, ch, you just couldn't avoid that.

>Slovenian: priprošam
>Polish: pšeprašam

It's just the West Slavic way. I guess it was the German influence that made them start avoiding prominent r's. Our r's aren't that prominent either, we just didn't replace them with other sounds.

not in Polish

it does in Czech, though

youtube.com/watch?v=GlOoSsfU6cM

szczsczsczscz

Must be Russian that sounds so harsh and constipated then. But Serbo-Croatian also sounds more manly than what you posted, but to check I'd need to listen to a Serbski bibliothecaresse qt with a natural soft voice and compare, no?

Doesn't make sense. German has very pronounced Rs.

>pšeprašam
You spelled przepraszam wrong.

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>russian sounds harsh
Almost all our consonants are softened. How can it be harsh?

Turns out I spelled it correctly. Rz and sz seem to give the same sound in this case, but I hear Polish is complicated so there's surely some sort of modification going on.

Well, you can't pronounce a soft h, you use g or ch instead. Also Russian often sounds like someone can't go to the toilet for 3 days, and is a bit angry because of it.

you labialise everything so it sounds like you spit our your speech

dynamic stress doesn't help - it makes you sound disjointed, not harmonic at all

D'ɛɲ dɔbrɨj!/ V'ɛtʃʲɛr dɔbrɨj!

It's /ʂ/ not sz and š
It's /t͡ʂ̠/ and /tʃʲ/ not cz and č
It's /ʐ/ not rz and ř

P.S. Not responsible for the accuracy. Just for boasting.

>d'eń dobryj
>w'eczer dobryj

you tried

youtu.be/WA21DDT1Po8
I guess everything you heard of russian is cyka blyat in cs:go.

nigger I speak Russian for a living

θæŋk juː. ˈslɑːvJk fəˈnɛtJks Jz tu: hɑːd. aJ niːd tə ˈpræktJs mɔː. aJ həʊp ðæt Jz ɔːl raJt.

I'd like to interject for a moment most people seem to think we only made Witcher games but that is not true we also made

Painkiller

that disappointing fucking Dead Island

Dying Light

Hatred aka edge simulator

Call of Juarez series

Knock Knock

and a bunch of mediocre FPS games like Hard Reset

>'slɑːvJk
short a

>fəˈnɛtJks
tense e in British English

why would you be interested in IPA though

How can you call it harsh then? Even polish and czech are harsher.

harsh is not an objective measure

Russian utilises features unknown to Western Slavs and consequently sounds odd to them

Yeah, this is American English.

>'slɑːvJk
>short a
Do you mean 'slʌvJk? And another option I've seen is [ˈslævJk]

well I stand corrected, apparently a: is the default pronunciation of "slavic"

the more you know huh

>why would you be interested in IPA though
Well, I learn a Northwest Caucasian language(Adyghe language). Cause of its difficult fonetics, I always need to check my pronunciation with IPA. So, I became interested in phonetics of various languages.