"user would you be able to see what's wrong with my computer...

>"user would you be able to see what's wrong with my computer? It's been acting slow recently and I can't get into my emails"

>*i install gentoo*

* gives computer to loser(op) *
* leaves op's house *
* starts sex with chad *
* loser tries to fix computer while they having sex *

my mind full of fuck

this pretty much doesn't happy anymore but good thread, very original and hilarious ~8 years ago

I want that lobster dinner.

Is amazon Alexa that old? At the left edge of the amazon toolbar.

I think that's the web ranking Alexa not Amazon.

where i can get free lobster dinner?

Saw and fixed that many times in the noughties

Holy fucking shit dude...

>bonzi buddy
every fucking time

I wonder if anyone ever won that free lobster dinner

Amazon is so big they actually have 2 products named "Alexa". The original Alexa measures the popularity of web sites.

looks preddy comfy

I just thought
was being fucking stupid, didn't know that the old Alexa was actually owned by Amazon.
Learn something new everyday I guess.

Why did you leave me behind Sup Forums?

...

>Your computer might be at risk

My mother actually managed to get malware on Ubuntu. At this point I give up

Microsoft Office 2000 was god tier

from fucking where? is that possible? don't lie

Some chromium extension. It appeared as a jumble of letters in the dashboard. Kept popping up ads on any site

>Dban
>Install system from partition image DVD (clear windows + drivers + some basic apps) i made on my previous visit.

Nah. But maybe Bonzi Buddy would able to help you.

How's Ubuntu supposed to secure people against malicious browser apps?

Maybe it's not but the "protect normies" thing doesn't fly then. And I know you didn't claim it did but it's out there as an argument

Now you have to download 58 packages for her every time she wants to complete a basic task