/brit/ - The Hypnotising Chickens Edition

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ah yes

Rate my fit lads

Business idea : everyone on /brit/ moves to Oregon and we take over.

putting /brit/ out of business

5th for meme music

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fucking ganting

end it

>SIX people killed now

oh dear oh dear

just collected enough (You)'s for a lifetime with that question.

mate, i get double that each thread

first for the so called religion peace

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PCT hike WHEN?

it's not a competition lad

Get new pictures

ah yes, the jewish community

ran out of cheese cos i put a bunch inside the burgers

>deleting your post
pointless

Never
Stop asking ffs

Who /teammoosey/ here?

>Munich Police says: no indications of islamic terror

this has rorke all over

Belgium, France, Germany...

Where next?

*kisses you*
muuuuah

Want to go tour some of the local poke stops but I'm scared of seeing normies I know out and about having fun

That honestly looks like a lot of fun if I had nothing going on for a few months and a ton of capital to fund it

I'll go with you if you bring a bike

was thinking the same thing. been too lazy lately.

gimmie the news

Some nerd in NYC caught all the pokemons

Spanish beach massacre?

gps spoof it then

spain

parents just got back from NYC and they said it was a polluted, exorbitant, grimy city filled with extremely rude people.

tipping is a right pain in the arse too supposedly. you're expected to tip fucking everyone. 20% too - what the fuck kinda slave labour do these yanks have?

idiot NYCers just dump their rubbish on the pavement too when its collection day. when its july and 35 degrees. makes the whole city stink like shit and vomit. fucking tards.

they're not going back needless to say.

this is fake and i know because i make fake accounts like this

There's a similar path that can be done by bike because this one isn't bike-friendly

>Cheese inside the burgers

A low score would've sufficed janny

gonna have a look at some planets lads

haha

B.F.G.

Hmm where does that giant live?

Business idea: Sent shopped images of Tim to the dentist

lads, it's really important to pick a side now

this could have been prevented 2 ways:
first, the man was clearly an ideological extremist of some form or the other, what we should do is ban people who think certain things

but ALSO, he had a gun, and wouldn't have killed as many people if he didn't, so we should also try to ban guns?

haha bender

Bit like London without the tipping then.

better than any tripadvisor review

would still want to go to NYC in the summer and winter

Why do brits use

"xx" so much?

well, if you're willing to wait about 3 years so I can wageslave away a nice CV reference and gather the funds for a long hiatus, you're on :^)

>moving from England to the US
>moving anywhere but New England

*tips*

Janny is so fucking based lads
Love that feel when you see a chinky nonce post go faded because of deletion

Haha, I can see uranus from here haha xx

Reminder that the Janny is an UNELECTED BUREAUCRAT

*reads The Art Of War*

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Smith_(explorer)

you need a freak like me to make love to your body

That's a nice tunnelbridge

looks like that bridge in Beetlejuice

Hmm yes it is a good feeling

i love each one of you and hope you are doing ok

It's spy code for you've been 'double-crossed'

really just like walking around places

Business idea: computer program that matches lonely men and women with each other

Come live with me :3

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good lad this john bloke

I shall dissect you piece by piece with my tactical superiority

it's meant to resemble the stitching on fabric, to show you've been the victim of a classic stitch-up

Because it is.

cooking 2 lamb steaks for dindins

Business idea : crucify nonces on saturday night television

haha feel free to have an explore if u like haha

He desperately needs to crack down on Thainonce with an iron fist though, he's worn out his welcome 2bh

Did that user actually send that letter to Tim?

r8 burger lads

Is that Taz?

bullshit

errr...

Too much shit on it, 7/10

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you too lad, hope you're getting them french grills

your mum clearly made that

On this day in history:

>1099 – First Crusade: Godfrey of Bouillon is elected the first Defender of the Holy Sepulchre of The Kingdom of Jerusalem.

>1298 – Wars of Scottish Independence: Battle of Falkirk: King Edward I of England and his longbowmen defeat William Wallace and his Scottish schiltrons outside the town of Falkirk.

>1456 – Ottoman wars in Europe: Siege of Belgrade: John Hunyadi, Regent of the Kingdom of Hungary, defeats Mehmet II of the Ottoman Empire

>1484 – Battle of Lochmaben Fair: A 500-man raiding party led by Alexander Stewart, Duke of Albany and James Douglas, 9th Earl of Douglas are defeated by Scots forces loyal to Albany's brother James III of Scotland; Douglas is captured.

>1706 – The Acts of Union 1707 are agreed upon by commissioners from the Kingdom of England and the Kingdom of Scotland, which, when passed by each countries' Parliaments, led to the creation of the Kingdom of Great Britain.

>1793 – Alexander Mackenzie reaches the Pacific Ocean becoming the first recorded human to complete a transcontinental crossing of North America.

>1797 – Battle of Santa Cruz de Tenerife: Battle between Spanish and British naval forces during the French Revolutionary Wars. During the Battle, Rear-Admiral Nelson is wounded in the arm and the arm had to be partially amputated.

Births:

>1210 – Joan of England, Queen of Scotland (d. 1238)

>1844 – William Archibald Spooner, English priest and scholar (d. 1930)

Deaths:

>1461 – Charles VII of France (b. 1403)

>1832 – Napoleon II, French emperor (b. 1811)

Holidays:

>Christian Feast Day: Mary Magdalene

>Ratcatcher's Day

looks nice giz one pls boss

cooking 2 lamb steaks for dindos

Looks good
Couldn't do double patties though

correct
this is the one from BJ lolol

>mfw i could make the "i'm from old england" gag every day for the rest of my life

>still not even a single fucking name

either they are good at hiding or german police are shite

pigeons sitting in the tree above my window looking into my flat

don't like it

i do but mentally its not ok
i can manage for now though

whats the point of all that extra business in hte background

looks like part of the burger but just wouldnt fit on the burger
hoyl shit please tell me this is legit

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS YOU USELESS CUNT

Oh deary me.

Shouldn't have done it though, poor bastard.

>letters posted by Dentist staff

Fucking kek he probably thinks the dentist did it.

Because his name is muhammed something, if he was white they'd be singing his name from the rooftops.

because melted cheese is good af

>William Archibald Spooner

was reading about him earlier today. what a strange coincidence.

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wish i had a massive horse cock and free reign to abuse desperate women looking to get famous 2bh

gib address

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Strong_(mariner)

I don't think he reads these twitter replies