Holy shit Sup Forums i just witness the most fucked up thing ever! So i went to take shit then i noticed there was...

Holy shit Sup Forums i just witness the most fucked up thing ever! So i went to take shit then i noticed there was small pile of beard hair that i shaved at the morning and holy shit there was literally this one millimeter sized silversurfer eating it, i mean he munched it like boss and i could even see the beard hair to dissappear!!! This is so great i don't even need to clean my toilet any more because the silversurfers do it for me!
Silversurfers are pretty much brotier after spiders.

>silversurfer

It looks cute

>silversurfer

its called a silverfish you asshat

>silversurfer

>Holy shit Sup Forums i just witness the most fucked up thing ever!

Do you write for BuzzFeed by any chance?

Silverfish are top tier insects, they're so cute and get rid of bits of food you've dropped overnight.

ptm i dont even need to clean that shit when the silversurfers do it for me

silverfish babies are called nymphs
:3

Thank god I don't see those fuckers here. When I was i Europe your buildings were absolutely infested with those things.

Shit tier bug. These are better and more bro tier, they eat your silversurfer for breakfast and genocide any Turks living around

Did you know that silverfish can live up to eight years? Pretty cool guys.

Also they're one of the oldest species of insect.

We call him ''runningspider'' in here i have seen few of them in my work place.

>yfw you realized half of Sup Forums are Silverfishes or silver surfers.

WHAT THE FUXK

Needs more legs.

Yo I heard someone had a Turk problem

Must feel pretty incredible to have one run along your willy

fuck this shit i must have killed like 10 on my wall this summer

fucking hate them so much they grow big as fuck

Do you guys like this chocolate ant? It even has white chocolate on it.

Seriously...eat it human.

ITT: Insects that learned how to use computers

A-aren't they dangerous for humans? Something about their poison or bite?

It's not your world anymore human.

They are completely harmless

won't do shit even if you eat it
that virus only works on ants

>mfw I get called a human
I bet you're just a butthurt fly who cannot into hymenoptera master race

fungus

I like how it shows the parasitic fungus growing out of it

whatever you fucking nerd lmao

big talk for a bug named after easily broken human sex barrier

silverfish are 'harmless'

I hate thise things. My house is filled with them. I keep killing them but they just keep coming.

>silversurfer

You have a superhero in your bathroom? That's pretty cool.

unironically, these fuckers are on a turf war with the spiders inside my house.

The spiders are my only hope of living, they will come after me next otherwise

Uh, I hate to tell you this, but when you see a Silver Surfer it means that Galactus the Planet Eater is not far behind.
Earth is doomed.

t. Sup Forums

(((Silverfish)))

>t. centipede

It's called Silverfish.

>Is this how you treat your wife!
Reminder to be nice to your precious moth wife

i like silver surffers

>ywn fuck a moth

>>>silversurfer

They are pro turk genociders.

I took out the one I had because it was next to my head when I woke up though

I wish more insects were that fluffy

Rare to see a leaf with good taste.

Isn't she precious

You can survive nuclear radiation, you can survive anything.