Be European

>be European
>walking around a shopping mall
>terrorists start killing everyone
>tweet "I'm in the shopping, we're getting shot"
>police arrive
>arrest you for hate speech
>you have to pay 6 gazilion euros in reparation for the refugees

>Be Brazilian
>Walk around shopping mall
Oh crap I mean
>Get zika and die

shut up monkey

I giggled desu

Western European*

>in Greece you can get arrested for calling Jesus and the Virgin Mary a boombuzzle for hate speech

You LITERALLY CANNOT FABRICATE THIS

>be associated with the americas
Wew

Have you finally achieved happiness?

>south america will be non-ironically safer than europe in your lifetime

pls don't lump us together with Western Europe, thank you

Italy also has no welfare, right? That helps as well.

>Argentina will non-ironically be whiter than Europe in your lifetime

Something happened with my quote:

>in the shopping

stupid rightwinger

>shitholes where people die from zika and get shot by drug cartels ever safer than Europe even with daily shootings
At least irrelevant countries don't get terrorism.

>people die from zika

Argentina, Chile and Uruguay are already better places than most of the yurop cunts

What the fuck is a boombuzzle

Man the international media really is inflating how dangerous zika is, no one gives a shit about it here desu, i think only 7 or 10 people died from it.

No matter how much they hate to admit it, no one wants to take care of a deformed child.

Glad I'm not european