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the new hottest patriotic jacket lads edition

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cara

exceptional post

is dormers sershlad?

The gfs

orthodox christians >>>>> pseudo christian pirates

Still no reply lads

patriotism is a measles of the mind

fuck off nonce chink refugees are not welcome in Britain

you fucked it lad

no you fucking cretin

sershlad was a twat
dormers is a boring twat

Chinese refugees are welcomein Britain!

how many women have you shagged

imagine cara kissing your butthole like that
and instead of her hands being on the disk like that theyre reaching around and jerking you off

she really knows how 2 please her man

just triggered some redditflaggers lads

mmm karen....

Possibly the most generic and uninteresting response you could have given.

is dormers poleaboo?

they call it the game of life because we are all getting played

Arses desu

No one cares, you boring fucking dweeb.

>he's not a secular humanist
nutjobs please leave

the newflaggers are shit

and yes dormers you are a newflagger being here for a year doesn't mean shit

My current bedroom.

in reddit, strange things happen.......

literally just made up a bunch of shite while talking to the barber, told her I had two gfs on the go

How about an arse, lads?

JUST
FUCK
MY
CREDIBILITY
UP
F︃AM

yes he was iranian but I don't think it had anything to do with islam

was atheist and mental I think

literally the one who found this arse

is it a woman?

A bit cluttered.

Just found this gem

Fookin
Legs

lot of normie lads getting some action tonight lads

im a virgin lol

>patriotic
It's anti-brit symbol.
You can become your true state until you rip the union jack in half

>diagonal bars are symmetrical

shit jacket

>Iranian
>insulted Turks on a rooftop
>spoke perfect German
>nothing about Islam yet

guarantee you he was just angry

gay chinese ahahahha

My current gf

What?

the muslims of /brit/ really are desperate

oh now you've really fuck it mate

Angry and Muslim. The two seem to be mutually exclusive.

How can I steer this towards coitus lads

hello

quite scary how people believe in that "higher power than man" stuff, eh? really leads you to do some crazy shit haha

need something funny and witty to text this girl to keep it interesting

i'm not the guy with the tinder ITT

tell her you're watching kinmoza!

ask her who her favourite character is

If i ever see one of youse wearing that ill literally kick your head in

I hate Scottish people

wanna apply to be my first spic fuccfriend?

howdy

rape is an evidenceless crime

hes the one who found this "girl" posing like that and took the picture of the ass

he found it

found the reddit user who posted the arse and saved the picture, then uploaded to a /brit/ thread a few days ago.

Think Felicity's gone to sleep.

She hasn't unmatched yet but that'll probably happen in the morning.
Think I'll give up on her. Lost cause innit.

...

>had the same argument with the same 2 people about 4 nights in a row

consensus-dammit

tell her you're watching her and just end the conversation, she'll be dripping

"bit late to be watching tv on a friday night haha.. you must be pretty gosh darn lonely.. i can provide you some company i bet you wish you had a bit more male energy in your life lol... so do you think i can bring over a few friends? they're big black guys"

>victims testimony
>witnesses

*cums inside u*

Bullshit, nigger.

tell her you're on liveleak watching ISIS beheading videos
women like a dangerous man

Send her a picture of your penis. Bitches love pictures of the penis.

gai chinese hahaha LOL
youtube.com/watch?v=X_MY3oy2VTc

*punishes England*

>raping with witnesses around

lol n00b

anyone want a burger?

/brit/ more like /shit/

"Ah, quiet friday night in then, do you get out on the weekends much?"

always end on a question. find out what she likes then make it the focal point of your conversation for a bit.

>consensus-dammit
what about consensus

me and the lads, me number 3 btw

I have no interest in sex

YEH!

desuarchive.org/int/thread/62352558/#62354715
mate...

Why is devon such a shit tier city?

does their school not have shorts

>literally raw in the middle

>match with Lottie the hottie
>I have a baby who's 11 months old

neg her about still watching tv in 2016, then ask what show shes watching, call that shit, and then say you're going to bed

gotta create desire and demonstrate market value

replaces god
shitty pun

TRAPS
R
A
P
S

why were you guys wearing skirts lol so cute

you get excluded for wearing shorts at their school

can see why they protested desu

anyone want to get a boner????


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>The suspect was an 18-year-old German-Iranian dual national who lived in Munich, police told a news conference, but his motive is unclear.

ah yes, truly a mystery

Funny looking school girls.

TO. THE. DEATH.

Have experienced this.

>No one cares, you boring fucking dweeb.

you're probably meming but devon is a county, and it's awesome. Southwest Southbest.

tinder is for getting the ride not getting a gf you bender

is that dormers

shiites are bro tier

where in devon la? workin near crealey atm

dormers on the right t︃bh

every time

i love those fedora memes