ITT: your country's colonies

ITT: your country's colonies

Europe
America
Canada
Mexico
Australia
New Zealand
Ireland
Israel

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>forgotten again

either you are a traitor or chinese not both

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Everything south of Liepoja (for the moment)

Canada
Puerto Rico
Irrelevant overseas territories
Liberia

>Europe


Ahha, you never, and you'll never win anything in the continent.

Honni soit qui mal y pense.

Mallorca is clearly a german colony. We even have german tv and radio stations over there

WHEN

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to be more precise

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Looks good tBh

it used to be a bit bigger

soon m8...soon

kek. what a bunch of irrelevant shitty tiny islands


WE WUZZ RULE THE WAVES AND SHIIIIETTTTTT

Fuck you go out from mallorca, drunked scum xD

they're the last remnants of the former empire, I never said they're relevant.
and better we wuz than nothing

no i must vomit in spanish streets

Are you from Haiti?

That's rightful German clay, though.

>canarias and baleares
>not better all shitty irrelevant shitholes

Do i post like a globe or a view from space?

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>having a shared language makes them our colony!

keep dreaming potatofag

Conquered it all with our dicks.

US Virgin Islands (kek)
Poor shithole- I mean Puerto Rico
Guam
Samoa, for some reason
Some random polynesian islands that we have sovereignty over despite not officially owning them

also Canada

The Irish order displaced the Pictish, it's colonial enough friend. The Gaels of Scotland considered themselves to be an extension of Ireland into Britain.

Bali
Norfolk Island
Papua New Guinea
Ashmore and Cartier Islands.
Australian Antarctic Territory.
Christmas Island.
Cocos (Keeling) Islands.
Coral Sea Islands Territory.
Heard and McDonald Islands.
Tasmania
New Zealand
Melbin

sorry about that ultimatum btw.

>Europe
>Brits actually believe it
You never managed to conquer the only continent that would've bring you relevance

We had a few islands in the med for some periods. But nations don't build empires to impress people, they build them to get bloody rich and powerful. Why bother fighting wars which is very expensive on the continent (where we had tried for centuries in the middle ages) when you can go elsewhere and get just as rich and powerful.

Yet the British empire was far more relevant than napoleons failed empire

Mallorca is rightful German clay

((Jersey and Guernsey))
((Cyprus))
((Malta))
((Gibraltar))

WE WUZ

And Heligoland

>occupied a bunch of places
>impregnated sum black girls
>GTFO of there
>still be under Negus personal protection
>no responsibilities taken, ever
>never issued apologies, never paid for colonial damages, all boat people go to either France, Netherlands, Sweden or UK

It is actually a good feel

Literally none of those are on the continent.

Almost the entirety of France

Do Swedes party on Mallorca? I thought it was crowded with Germans

says nordic countries are 4th here idk how many of those are swedes

here

Other way around, 100 years war is pretty much a french civil war between 2 french dynasties.

>meme colony
Here's a real colony for ya

It depends on where you put the cutoff between plantaganet and english rule. I use John I to be honest

what?

long liv

Cleveland

>Bali
>New Zealand
You're forgetting Vanuatu, Fiji and New Caledonia there.

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