Why do Germanic women love Mediterranean men so much?

Why do Germanic women love Mediterranean men so much?

Because we're all virgins posting on Sup Forums

Its true.
Because we are hot.

Living in the UK I agree latin and even latinos are popular. Spanish are considered sexy and not an illegal immigrant language like in America.

With the recent influx of Arabs and Muslims, it's only natural.

In all honesty OP, it could be worse. At least theyre European, the Meds have done a great deal for the history of Europe. At least it's not a nigger, beaner, or arab. Meds don't bother me too much, although I fucking hate Italians.

>t*rkroach trying to associate himself with Mediterranean men

Wow I didn't know to be germanic.

They go crazy over our BOC (big olive cocks). Cant tell how many northern europeans ive bedded, lost count

Same my latin friend, especially in the summer

both are br

High test
In every northern country girls love southern men

>implying germanic women don't get wet over Anatolian bulls

Why do Med women love Germanic men so much?

Just dark enough to be different and "exotic", but not dark enough to feel bad about being a coal burner

Because they are 190cm tall :^)

>turkey
>med

lmao

Can confirm, my gf is Med.

...

He has the face of a terrorist. Like all mudslimes.

STAY AWAY FROM MY WOMEN

Because we are the most attractive guys.

some of them find pale, cold and emotionally distant men attractive because it's very different to what we have here

k, dumb

mate. he looks like ISIS member

>be dark haired, dark eyed Northern European who is pale in the winter and tanned in the summer
Who /best of both worlds/ here?

Do Latinos count as Med?
I'm pretty dark even by Southern European standards. Will I get tons of women if I move to Northern Europe?

>a leaf
You almost had it.

>northern European
>dark haired and dark eyed

what a waste

>mfw a """man""" has a leaf on his flag

No, you are shitskin

oy vey

>Do Latinos count as Med?
only if you don't have abo blood

best of both world, if you're ugly you aint worth shit

Fine fine. pic related is a true son of anatolia, no islam gene shit

>Latino
There's a good chance you're mixed with natives. So no, you won't be popular.

>mfw I'm not a leaf, just enjoying the ample employment opportunities here

el chicANO
I think it depend how much white facial features you have or at least a good mix of both to count I see lots of white girls with Mexicans but they usually aren't indios

Am I med

>Marlon has declared in interviews to Brazilian magazines[9][10][11] that he is of Portuguese, Japanese and Native Brazilian descent.[note 1]

I'd say I'm fairly average on the whole.

northern women ( cumbuckets as we call them ) worship the noble Anatolian ;)

LITERALLY me on the left, except with a slightly bigger beard and less brows

sure, slavic med :^)

gypp

Literally who

stop posting this shit you fag /lgbt/--->

are you full blooded Turk or does your family come from somewere else?

German men are autistic but very hardworking and productive.
Mediterranean men are lazy but very outgoing and sociable

That's why woman prefere southern chads but settle for wealthy germans

i am med

>Literally who
guy in op's pic

Sounds like I got the worst of both
>lazy and autistic

>being this insecure over Mediterranean males

Do we threaten your masculinity?

I keep on seeing supposed mediterraneans making these threads and their new world diaspora jerking each other off.
It only leaves me to believe you guys are all helpless virgins who make these threads to compensate for some kind perceived inferiority
>inb4 butthurt

you are in good company on Sup Forums

>German men are autistic
This is so untrue though, on vacation germans are really friendly to both men and women, I've met countless german chads who were top blokes and funny as fuck. Maybe it's because they were really drunk though.

germans are cucks and meds the bulls
sounds about right

i am typical med man

My GF is Italian

because they gold diggas

t. youtube billionaire

well, Germans are outgoing when they are drunk, thats why they drink so much.
Italians are always sociable, i heard they dont even drink every time they go out.

Meds are lazy in bed while Germans are very efficient and vigorous

>tfw english
>tfw look med though, people always think I look Italian when they ever discuss my looks

You do have Spani colonized...

hocam gavurları iyi btfo ettin bravo

you look like a jew

also, you look like a manlet, so I don't think you're a man

damn, i could be a turk

Why am i russian? What did i do to get punished so hard?

how come some Slavs look very Germanic and others look like big round sphere-headed gorillas?

lmao

I think it goes both ways. My medi girlfriend always talk about how she wants our future children to have blue eyes and be light, shes got brown hair and brown eyes. I've got blue eyes and red hair, and very pale skin.

She often talks about my "viking cock" kek, when shes horny.

Fuck you Pewdiepie. You're a faggot.

>this girl 10 cm taller than you
xD

European meds* not dumb arabs cunts.

>be russian male
>get a pick of slavic, tatar, kazakh and siberian qts

ahahha you look pretty similar to a spanish comediant named berto.
he is catalan (so jew mixed)

European and Latino since OP can't apparently differentiate between a Brazilian of mixed heritage and a south Euro.

According to Tacitus it is because they mixed with Sarmatians, a nation of Iranic horse-riding nomads (who Tacitus deemed ugly)

>big round sphere-headed gorillas
Those are russians, belorussians and ukrainians.
avoid
>some Slavs look very Germanic
Those are the rest.

average spaniard looks like ......

spanish people
pic related

Meds >>> everyone else >>>>>>>>>> Germanics

It's this

wtf! spain is white!

...

And this is the average Portuguese.

why slavic men love vodka so much?

because they're untermensch

>anglo women literally goes to Medland to have sex with both med men and med women
cannot make this shit up

rude, vodka is a superior drink

why avoid the big round headed ones?

maybe, but you have a disgusting fetal alcoholism

how rude

T b h i don't know why i wrote it, it has happened automatically.

the goyim know

>"anglo" women
>she's clearly a jew
If the Spaniards really wanted to fuck a jew, they would bring the Inquisition back.

>we

>NO NO you don't understand. I was bitten by a snake and she tried to suck off the poision

>be Med
>get GAULED and VISIGOTHED

>be Nordid
> get cucked by Turco-mongols

Pleaes stop making this thread this used to be a robot friendly board.