What is the best device for furtive fapping? smart phone? I always need to fap but can't because my mom is home...

what is the best device for furtive fapping? smart phone? I always need to fap but can't because my mom is home. I can't take my laptop in the bathroom without her seeing me

global rule 2

Don't use Nayeon for your lewd shitposts.

lol this is so pathetic it's physically painful.

iphone 7

just tell mom that you like to read the news while you drop a deuce.

I just run apache2 with the server root as my porn folder so I can stream it on my phone using vlc while beating my dick in the bathroom

>yellow fever
kys

>start shower
>take phone and wireless headphones w/ u

streaming porn isn;t the end of the world

sudo kill -9 yourself

Why don't you use your mom as a fap material. You won't need any devices then.

Just tell your mom you have a bad case of hardon.
1. Ask her to help you out with it.
2. Film it
3. ????
4. Profit!

Same set up only I use nginx

Hmm, wonder if Russians are behind these posts.

One of those chinese MP5 things.

why don't you just close your eyes and imagine stuff

rent your own place?
Trust me. It's worth it.

nayeon is so gross

...

get a girlfriend and an own apartment.

It's simple. You just ask one of her new boyfriends to text you when she's coming back home so you can use that time proper

Your mind's eye.
Turn off the fleshy jew that is porn.

Why not fap outside like any other normal person would, user?

Start dating a nurse, hurt your head and pretend that it made you into nearly a vegetable and that you need help in the bathroom. Make your gf join you in the bathroom to suck you off.

this

Same here, but I use PyGopherd

STOP IT! THAT'S RUDE! Somebody call the police!