Non-australians will never, EVER experience the fast-food godsent known as oporto

>non-australians will never, EVER experience the fast-food godsent known as oporto

My god I feel sorry for all you yuropoors

Looks nice

seems like a nandos copy

WE WUZ FAST FOOD AND SHIEEEET

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What's a cheeky Nando's?

a meal from a portuguese/portuguese-mozambique/southafrican themed food chain

Thanks

Mate, this is literally fast food
Only Britbongs eat it regularly

Do you think nandos will ever come to the US? We're fat and have lots of money.

>Only Britbongs eat it regularly

We have opoorto

non-australian here, oporto is trash, below mcdonalds tier, so is red rooster, even woolworths make better oven chicken

Uhhhmm.....???

In Europe, damn it

Also, this thread is oversaturated with Anglos
I become assimilated
I can LITERALLY feel the tea flowing through my crooked teeth onto my obese belly, while I try to keep the Aussie hat on the head of the sheep I rail now

Resistance is futile

Eat up my friend! You will need your strength for the upcoming race war

Portugal is truly the Anglo peoples greatest ally

bondi means bus

ur eating a bus haha

>You ride around in a fast food restuarant
Ahahaha

Bondi beach is the most famous beach in australia and one of the most famous beaches in the world you benighted swine

stop eating buses dude

>:-E

we robbin' niggas I'm a wild nigga

You're bondi m8

Cause you're a long way from manly WHEEEEEYYYYYYYYY

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I remember it being around before I ever saw a nandos here, but it's not anyway

Do they have Wendy's in Australia/Britland?

Not as good as Nandos тbh

We have 'a' Wendy's but it's an ice cream place that also sells hotdogs

TOO MANY ANGLOS
TOO MANY ANGLOS

*anglicizes you*

absolutely disgusting

ayo son

cold rock>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wendy's

It already has some stores in a few major cities, but it'll never be the institution it is in Australia and UK

Toothpasteland is also practically an Anglo country, isn't it?

Thanks God *heavy breathing*

We have their burger chain here, plus the Aussie Ice Cream one.

>Oporto: founded 1986
>Nando's: founded 1987

Nando's confirmed as an Oporto rip-off

Bondi is the name of a beach in Sydney you runt

Literally who?

Yeah but they're not super common, you'll mostly see them with small outlets in malls, they only do ice cream/milkshakes and also hotdogs I think. No burgers or proper food etc.

Nah. The only common US chains here are McDonald's, KFC and burger king. There's probably 2 or 3 five guys/taco bells here as well in our most gigantic shopping centres

what the fuck

It's a different chain you mong

THIS FUCKING WEBM EVERY TIME

TURN THE HOTDOG THE OTHER WAY REEEEEE

but raclette is european

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no it's swiss

is it?

didn't know that

then I guess the answer is no. We have one literally called wendy's though so technically we do.

But then the snag would fall out :S

never heard of it

Yeah we have both of them over here. The American chain is all burgers

Gimme 1 (one) reason not to order this fucker bastard right NOW

meh I'd rather to go Nandos

The shame of walking into the store and picking up your "big boy cake"

Nothing like a good icecream burger, am I right lads?

because
>bubblegum

also if you spend that much on a cake you deserve to get diabetes

Because you're giving the state $17

when you're talking $200 ice cream cakes, normal human concepts like shame no longer have meaning

wait what is this?

the patty looks like ice cream and I'm assuming the cheese is too

but is it in a real hamburger bun? yuck if so

what is the 'cheese' made of?

Thanks for (You)s and information

>Burger
>no beef

no problem, post boipuccy in return

You're all living in America! HAHAHA

LIVIN' IN AMERICAAAAAAAA!

or maybe

you're all living in the world

Yep, real hamburger bun

Cheese

Borders are just imaginary lines man

>his cunt doesn't serve rye burgers

that sounds fucking disgusting

woah

Ah...nothing like a good ol' euro burger!

Damn that bacon looks excellent

it's proper bacon, not those strips of fat that pass as bacon in america

brehs...

i want to have sex with that cheese

Tell me about it, I hate that shit it's 95% fat and 5% meat. Meaty bacon is way more expensive here, almost double the price of the normal stuff

Well shilled my friend. But you won't get to me that easy

Jesus... she's not even good.

hnnnng

you're good goys

Why are the sloppiest burgers the most appetising?

Had me kekkin', you glorious sheep shagger.

eurgh, way too much "cheese product"

holy fuck here he is again
the oporto SHILL. Trying to keep the maccas man down

fuck off, we know you're a paid shill

I wonder if that guy got fired for this picture.

>chicken burger

Oportos is bretty fkn good..

You got something against chicken burgers buddy?

why am I still in this thread

I'm hungry as fuck now

>fast food
>good
kys

Go back to eating bread soaked in olive oil with a slice of 1000 year old cheese you fucking clown

>germany's new zealand

You have no clue about Austrian cuisine.
"No"

K, go back to eating moldy sausages then

Tiptop banter m8.

>austrian cuisine
>literally this but with more sausages and schnitzels

w-what does it taste like

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this looks like shit
>Australia

Nevermind

oh come on it looks fine

I bet you're the jack poster aren't you.